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coolmirror said
Very funny ...Very funny again
MrsTimebandit said
ROFL.......... 'Up there for ...ROFL..........
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
ajinpt said
ROFL :XD.. that was really ...ROFL :XD.. that was really funny ...
"MISS" "UNDER, SATNDING", huh??
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
britexpat said
Speaking of misunderstandings.... ...There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, ajinpt is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and he reports for his first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that he is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands ajinpt surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
He has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as he cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches ajinpt. "I'm sorry," he says to him, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!!."
ajinpt said
Britexpat, sShhhh.....That ...Britexpat, sShhhh.....That was supposed to be a secret between us two!! I'vent told anyone that you were my first test subject but I'm happy that fabric is still safe, though :p
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
britexpat said
ajinpt.. ...The stitching was superb. Everything is still in shape. Thanks
ajinpt said
lolz brit :) ---If you can't ...lolz brit :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
chinx_lady said
that is really good..enjoy ...that is really good..enjoy reading.keep on going dude..
sonaam said
lol FU very good one ;) ...lol FU very good one ;)
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pmcorrea said
Umm FU, i believe this ...Umm FU, i believe this belongs in Funnies. Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum and ban FU from making new posts...just kidding man. Keep 'em coming.
Jo Naras said
A British seeing flashing ...A British seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.
A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
Brit says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you."
Brit: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Brit. You were going at least 80! (The man gives wife dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Brit: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Brit, you've known about that tail light for weeks! (Brit gives his wife another a dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Brit: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Brit, you never wear your seat belt!
Brit turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the wife and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”
anahammud said
ha ha ha ...best jokes
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Drive safe and Reach safe. There's one person waiting for you.
rollinstone said
gud 1... ...i love sardars... inni masooom khaum hai ye ;-)
snessy said
Brilliant joke, I've heard ...Brilliant joke, I've heard it said in punjabi before, which is alot funnier.
FriedUnicorn said
Thanks guys... ...Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)