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Can I have a white wife too?????
Looking at the number of bride seekers on QL these past few days, I started thinking (Which is never a good sign, trust me) that maybe I could get a bride of my dreams too via QL..
Now the main quality in my wife I am looking for is that she should be white (from US, UK or Canada). Apart from that there are only minor issues like she should be between 164 to 164.1 cms tall, weigh between 54.5 Kgs to 54.51 Kgs, have blue eyes (ok I can settle for green too, you know I am not that fussy), should have high cheek bones, dark brown hair falling just 1 inch below the shoulder level, I am not so shallow that I look for a figure of 36-24-36, no way, 36-28-36 is what I want, should be earning atleast 75,000 QR per month (I don’t want to work post marriage you know), should have her own apartment in the pearl and last but not the least she should be devastatingly romantic in bed. These are just teeny-weeny requirements that I have. But she should be WHITE....
So girls please fill out your resume and send it to me on desperateloser/-a-t-/desperateloser.com and I will call you for the final auditions..
P.S.-
1. In case of a tie in the end, the one with the larger butt will be the clear winner.
2. The decision of the groom shall be deemed final and binding and no complaint shall be registered against the same.
Comeon you ladies, my biological clock is ticking, get me before old age gets me!!!!
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Dracula said
if you have a "rejected" one ...if you have a "rejected" one (>164;>54,1 or >90-60-90) please feel free to inform me at:loserking2009/-a-t-/whyoustilalive.com
Thanks!
sandeepkadian said
Drac don't advertise ...Drac don't advertise yourself on my thread..
Do you want me to die a bachelor :(
Stone Cold said
The above Bio data seems to ...The above Bio data seems to fit Jennnifer Lopez. Try to call her.
sandeepkadian said
She is not in Qatar stone ...She is not in Qatar stone cold..
sandeepkadian said
By the way special thanks to ...By the way special thanks to Mr. G.K.Menon for providing inspiration....
http://www.qatarlivi...
labda06 said
LOLLL!! Guess Iv missed some ...LOLLL!! Guess Iv missed some sh!t. Shame.
--------Do I look like Bambi's sister???-------
sandeepkadian said
Where have you been ...Where have you been labda????????
Richierich said
Its an early morning dream ...Its an early morning dream :D
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sandeepkadian said
Rich boy it may be early ...Rich boy it may be early morning to you but hard working souls like us are already 4 hours into our job.... get out of your comfy world dude...
qatarisun said
Jennnifer Lopez doesn't meet ...Jennnifer Lopez doesn't meet the very first requirement: she is not white.. the rest doesn't matter..
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sandeepkadian said
QS do you meet any of the ...QS do you meet any of the requirements ;P
qatarisun said
only few, the MINOR ...only few, the MINOR ones:
36-28-36;
apartment in the pearl;
salary 78,000
but the main requirement is not there:
my eyes are neither blue nor green.. so NO DEAL for you!
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sandeepkadian said
We can always buy contacts ...We can always buy contacts QS ;P
Dracula said
ROFL, QS! :) ...ROFL, QS! :)
qatarisun said
ops, forgot to mention one ...ops, forgot to mention one more detail.. well, it's also minor one, but anyway:
apparently i am married..
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ajinpt said
lols QS :), well, that's ...lols QS :), well, that's really a minor one!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
sandeepkadian said
Don't worry, your husband ...Don't worry, your husband will be taken care of...
I got contacts with the mafia.....
Nothing can come in between true love........ or in this case advertised love....
sandeepkadian said
ajinpt do you want mafia to ...ajinpt do you want mafia to take care of you too???
Dracula said
QS:how much it's ONE-WAY ...QS:how much it's ONE-WAY plane ticket to India? :)
sandeepkadian said
Dracula don't come between ...Dracula don't come between my true advertised love....
You know true love can kill even the half-deads :P
QS don't listen to these idiots, listen to your heart. Where is your hubby by the way, my snipers haven't traced him yet...
balasang_nakpay said
Sandeep this is only the ...Sandeep these were only the qualities i have:
= i'm from Phils.
= 170 cm tall
= 51.9 kgs weight
= black eyes
= shiny light brown hair falling
just 2 inches above waist line.
= 35-27-37 my figure
= earning p65000 per month
= only a partner in an apartment for
rent in al malik
= i am not WHITE
I only have ONE Quality in ur list, the LAST ONE.
P.S. = DONT CALL ME, I WILL CALL YOU.
sandeepkadian said
balasang you are a ...balasang you are a sweetheart :)
rj_sniper007 said
sandeepkadian ...just contact me if you need a hit ;O)
just give me one of the "rejected" ones for payment :O)
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sandeepkadian said
ROFL rj... Yalla go from ...ROFL rj... Yalla go from here, let them select me :))
AngelinaBallerina said
How would you define ...How would you define 'white'????
sandeepkadian said
Anybody with a complexion ...Anybody with a complexion fairer than me ;)
Mind you I am very fair ;)
snessy said
and if you were to have a ...and if you were to have a son together, he would be a little gora pakora
AngelinaBallerina said
I'm european but I doubt I'd ...I'm european but I doubt I'd be classed as white...too much sun....does that count as being white???
sandeepkadian said
Anybody with Angel in their ...Anybody with Angel in their name has to be more pure than the rest of us :)
Ofcourse you are white...
ajinpt said
Sandee, Thanks for that ...Sandee, Thanks for that offer. I've decided I want no more of this life, so I resigned. I left the Mafia. :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
wacky_baby said
sandee... how come you are ...sandee... how come you are mentioning qualifications which doesn't meet mine? you wanted to eliminate me without even trying. hate you :/
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sandeepkadian said
wacky you are ofcourse ...wacky you are ofcourse disqualified because you are too good to be my wife :)
mmyke said
SDK,,, ...do you think that she would like having to get an exit permit? walk behind a man? be told that she is a subordinate to men?
She would be a graduate of a first rate university where she would have kearned how to learn on a continuing basis and become a forefront member of her profession.
She is from a society where, if she earns QR75,000 per month actually creates more wealth than that and she would draw her wages from that...
Do you think someone from the 3rd world could hang on to her?
abdullahrafe said
whites Only live in west? ...W.T.F do u mean u need white only from west US or CANADA easy solution to immigration huh.. Whites can also be found in Egypt, Palestine, Lebnon, etc etc or else marry a girl of u r state the kerala and dump her with Talcum Powder
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........................................Folish Thraed
sandeepkadian said
mmyke I don't want to die ...mmyke I don't want to die wondering, It's worth a shot, don't you think?
Hannah Montana said
sandeepkadian, You forgot to ...sandeepkadian, You forgot to mention that she should have no sense of smelling so she can stay with an odorous.
sandeepkadian said
Oops sorry I forgot to ...Oops sorry I forgot to mention that anyone who had their id banned by the mods more than 5 times are not allowed so Drywood, woods, wud, keeley, hannah whatever you are, you are not allowed anyway :)
mmyke said
SDK.. ...go for it,,,,but from my reading of the above comments people really dont seem to realize the differences between the 3rd world and North America,,,,Europe is very different from North America,,,,I guess they think its just a movie the see a glimse of once and a while..
sandeepkadian said
abdullahrafe ...You took it too seriously, maybe its the first thread of mine you are reading.. Anyway its posted in funnies section and I will marry only an Indian girl. Hope that calms you down..
sandeepkadian said
mmyke ...lol, so true :)
balasang_nakpay said
application form please...... ...sandeepkadian said
ofcourse you can dear :) ...ofcourse you can dear :)
cruveck said
Nice one Sandeepkadian. ...Nice one Sandeepkadian. Funny that some ppl like abdullarafe thinks that you are serious! Btw, are you really being serious? Lol
sandeepkadian said
cruveck shhhhhhh can't ...cruveck shhhhhhh can't divulge anything yet :)
angelboy_006 said
i think you only want the visa or green card... ...if you are looking for a wife make sure you are a man enough for her... not a pony oppurtunistic guy looking for some way to get to their country and mess'd up thier life and hurt their feelings after you got the visa... women should be love and valued... it is te most precious thing you could ever have and define you as a man simply by loving her.
otep said
hope you'll have dream come ...hope you'll have dream come true
sandeepkadian said
angelboy stop trying to ...angelboy stop trying to impress girls on my thread, please try to understand the concept of FORUMS, It is posted in FUNNIES and is a JOKE on some threads posted recently which you are blissfully unaware of. Take my advice, trying to impress women by criticising others doesn't work, not in QL, not in Qatar, not in this world... Are we clear boy????
wacky_baby said
i knew they would take you ...i knew they would take you seriously sandee...and that made me laugh so hard ;)
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sandeepkadian said
Story of my life wacky, when ...Story of my life wacky, when I joke around, they take me seriously and when i am serious, people start laughing. My life is a comic tragedy or tragic comedy, haven't figured it out yet ;)
wacky_baby said
that's what makes you ...that's what makes you different sandee...i knew from the beginning that you are not one of us. you're an extraterrestrial with AI ;)
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angelboy_006 said
nope... freedom of speech. ...nope, i'm not trying to impress... i just commented about your post. Freedom of speech... it's not about critisicing... Jokes are half ment true... you should not be posting jokes in expense of others... get real!
you are funny...
sandeepkadian said
lol angelboy stop ...lol angelboy stop embarassing yourself. You are trying to talk sense on my thread, these two just don't go together...
Wacky I always knew I am too nice to be on this earth but well what to do yaani... Have to live till death takes care of me ;)
Formatted Soul said
sandeep you are such a ...sandeep you are such a racist...who will marry the black?? lol i know someone as age is no bar...probably she will be fine...she is just sweet 60:)
angelboy_006 said
ok...i'm out of your ...ok...i'm out of your thread...it's your thread anyway.. and your joke is awesome.. remember it's just a comment... nothing personal. =) we're cool ayt!?
sandeepkadian said
FS we are two brothers, we ...FS we are two brothers, we have totally different choices in everything we do. He is in India right now but if I marry a white, he will marry a black for sure, so there is hope ;)
sandeepkadian said
Ofcourse we are cool ...Ofcourse we are cool angelboy but there is a place for serious discussions and this thread isn't it. Hopefully I will see you again and we will have an intellectually stimulating debate.. till then take care and enjoy ;)
jervis said
Sandy.. Back in action I ...Sandy.. Back in action I see.. Great.. You'll have a hard time finding that combo mate..try contacting GOD.. if his line is busy try this :
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?
6 drinks :)
get them beer goggles active .. lol
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sandeepkadian said
lol jervis I am God remember ...lol jervis I am God remember ;)
sandeepkadian said
No decent proposals yet :( ...No decent proposals yet :(
Dracula said
You're a God and you needs a ...You're a God and you needs a white wife too?
Valium..I need my Valium! :P
chinx_lady said
mind you sandeep this jervis ...mind you sandeep this jervis is having 6 packs abs before you know it those whites will fall for him.none will be left for you.:)
Dracula said
chinx..what about the ...chinx..what about the legless one?
might be ok for him! :P
marie_2 said
lol... saturday. no work and ...lol... saturday. no work and having fun at QL. WHITE WIFE indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...listen to the sound of silence....
Xena said
Sandee... you disappoint:-(... I am white but I am not ...from UK, US or Canada - the only requirements I have are a white skin and green eyes:-(
and here I was hoping to marry a nice, gentle, brown skinned boy like you - but it would seem they are as picky as everyone else *sniff* *sob*
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You have been tracked.
Ready... Aim....
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jervis said
Sandy.. what about Albinos?? ...Sandy.. what about Albinos?? Give them a chance too :)
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jervis said
Drac .. what legless ones?? ...Drac .. what legless ones?? lol
---I belive in ME. I believe in You---
Dracula said
you know, man: the cute one ...you know, man: the cute one without left eye! :P
chinx_lady said
lols drac...san what about ...lols drac...san what about me? i am beyond to your qualifications...how sad.there is no hope for me now, im not even white...:(
phoenix2009 said
ok, i'm fit with all your ...ok, i'm fit with all your demands
except one.... GUESS WHICH???? :)
Yalla!
jervis said
LMAO - Drac - Now I ...LMAO - Drac - Now I remember.. mustve had my beer goggles on :)
---I belive in ME. I believe in You---
aninc said
Lol! ...I just love this thread too hilarious, some people took it very seriously, some even tried to be heroes lol! sandeepkadian you made my day. I hope ya have a great day too..
snessy said
Sandeep... are you sure you ...Sandeep... are you sure you don't want to change your mind? Once you go black, you never go back!
marie_2 said
...Sandeep will marry an ......Sandeep will marry an indian girl in the long run..(sob)
...listen to the sound of silence....
balasang_nakpay said
yes indeed marie...an INDIAN ...yes indeed marie...an INDIAN GIRL......(sob too)....
snessy said
Sandeep, you could find an ...Sandeep, you could find an indian girl from the UK, USA or Canada - then you would get the passport you're after and marry an indian girl - kill 2 birds...
jervis said
Marie & Balasang.. why are ...Marie & Balasang.. why are you crying.. Imagine what the 'Indian girl' must be doing!!
lol Sandy ...
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jervis said
Snessy - oooohhh.. looks ...Snessy - oooohhh.. looks like you just busted sandys big plan.. lol..
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sandeepkadian said
Ok One condition amended- ...Ok One condition amended- She can be from South Africa too, Xenaaaaaaaaaaa you there?????
snessy whhat is your shade?????
sandeepkadian said
jervis the Indian girl ...jervis the Indian girl doesn't know what she is in for ;)
marie_2 said
jervis....the indian girl ...jervis....the indian girl must be celebrating
...listen to the sound of silence....
snessy said
I'm not white... ...I'm not white...
jervis said
Marie.. I dont think those ...Marie.. I dont think those are tears of joy shes shedding - LOL
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marie_2 said
balasang, fate has treadted ...balasang, fate has treadted us badly, dont you think? (sobbing loudly)
...listen to the sound of silence....
marie_2 said
jervis, you mean shes ...jervis, you mean shes shedding tears of joy? lucky her hehe
...listen to the sound of silence....
sandeepkadian said
All talk, all talk... not ...All talk, all talk... not even one message recieved at desperateloser.com... these women :(
marie_2 said
sandeep, another ammendment ...sandeep, another ammendment please
...listen to the sound of silence....
marie_2 said
coz we never send messages ...coz we never send messages at desperateloser.com......we are sending at desperatewinners.com
...listen to the sound of silence....
sandeepkadian said
filipinas are allowed too, ...filipinas are allowed too, yalla start applying :)
jervis said
Yeah.. marie and balasang ...Yeah.. marie and balasang can quit crying now.. :)
---I belive in ME. I believe in You---
jervis said
Snessy.. YOURE NOT ...Snessy.. YOURE NOT WHITE?!!
LOL.. (couldnt resist screaming that.. lmao)
Pm'd you btw.
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