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I'LL SLEEP WITH YOU!!
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she falls down.
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On her way falling down, an American man catches her,
She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...'
The man says: 'Okay then, sleep with me.'
She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he says: 'FINE!' and he drops her down....
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So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
She says:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'
The guy says: 'sleep with me.'
She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!' So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again
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She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a man catches the woman from his balcony, She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'LL SLEEP WITH YOU!!' The man replies: 'Astaghfir Allah!' - God forgive - and he drops her.....
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moral lesson: A.L.F. before u say something.....
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balasang_nakpay said
DOUBLE POST ..SORRY ...DOUBLE POST ..SORRY
Pajju said
no u cannot sleep with me .. ...no u cannot sleep with me .. coz period time
chinx_lady said
lols...nice indeed ...lols...nice indeed balasang.thanx for sharingg.:))))
gayonko1981 said
LMAO ...That was funny... lol Thanks balasang:)
Mabuhay Uragons
balasang_nakpay said
ok pajju, i will ...ok pajju, i will wait.....lols.......
Pajju said
balasang_nakpay ...just another 5 days plzz
ikkunm4u said
Good posting....u great.. ...Good posting....u great..
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"Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow. Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
balasang_nakpay said
thanks everybody... . pajju ...thanks everybody...
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pajju 3 days enough....
Pajju said
no for me 5 days .. i really ...no for me 5 days .. i really wanna see gyno :P
Don Robert said
good one!! ...good one!!
Bestheartman said
this is a Sing of Good ...this is a Sing of Good Muslim----??? so All please dont see Muslim ---- Come on Islam --- may be u will find some good muslim and some bed but Islam is very good , and will save u from hell fire --------------- sorry
balasang_nakpay said
indeed bestheartman, some ...indeed bestheartman, some good muslim and some BED......
Bestheartman said
balasang ...bad --- not bed -----sorry
balasang_nakpay said
ooooooooooooppppppppsssssss ...ooooooooooooppppppppsssssss sorry too bestheartman...
Dracula said
bed-bad-bat! Yes, I am! :P ...bed-bad-bat!
Yes, I am! :P
Hannah Montana said
good one ...good one
sandeepkadian said
Nice :) ...Nice :)
neyo1985 said
Puffy Pandy..............lol ...What kind of grown-ass woman calls herself "Puffy?"
shanawazt said
a pandit ,sardar and muslim ...a pandit ,sardar and muslim purchased a brand new bike
after bringing from the showroom the pandit says " i dont want any evils eye to beon our bike so i will take the bike and do some rituals in order to protect our bike
the sarder and the muslim agree
next day the pandit is on the bike with a garland(ver mala) and a red tika on the headlight of the bike
then sardar says even i will take it to the gurudwara and i will perform our rituals and wahe guru's blessing will be on our bike the remaning two agree and next dat sardar is on the bike clean and shining he said i washed the bike with holy water
then the muslim requests even i will take the bike to perform some ritual to prevent it from evil eyes
the next day muslim is on the bike with the silencer half cutoff
the pandit and the sarder shocked
and asked the muslim what did u do to the bike
the muslim says i circumsized it and made it a muslim
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There are good people in this world, and they are not ONLY Muslims, you know. Geez.(last comments by alexa when she left Qiving)
balasang_nakpay said
CHINESE DETECTIVE... ...A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.
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This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
Victory_278692 said
Nice one with Good moral...... ...don't presume the offer.
As said 5 fingures are not same!