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where QL members meet , enjoy & make fun.

NajamAhmed's picture

can any body tell me where all the qatar living members meet on holidays . how to find them ?

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sentibhim's picture

sentibhim said HMMM, If you meet some body ...

HMMM, If you meet some body tell me too.....

"Drink Beer Save Water"


 

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swissgirl39 said senti good moring ...

On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

(Antoine de Saint-Exupery)


 

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Greeker said go on a hunting trip... ...

Ql members are easily identifiable in a crowd. Just watch out for the following characteristics.

a) The males will have long flowing beard (Look at my avatar for an idea about how it would look), which will be always unkempt and unruly. If there is a bird which has nested in his beard, that means he is the most senior among them and also the wisest. I tried to make a nest in my beard and invite a bird in, but none would touch it. I wonder why?

b) b) The females will almost always have flowing, shiny, silver hair and they will have eyes lined in VIBGYOR – all colours of the rainbow. The more colours they have around their eyes, the more senior in QL they are. Age does not come in here. All of them are very young and nubile. Its very easy to find them in a crowded place because if two QL ladies get together, they will start singing “my heart will go on” at the top of their voices.

c) HABITAT
They are usually found near beaches and shopping malls where they go away for their hunting trips. It could be crabs, fishes or anything in between. Some of them live inside their land cruisers, while others run behind their Harley Davidson motorcycles. Almost no one walks on the roads. Thos who don’t have cars, simply fly.

P.S: It is also said that there is something called a QL Social Group in here somewhere. Its tougher to find it than the proverbial ‘abominable snowman’ or even the ‘holy grail’. The clues are strewn all over Qatar Living. If you find it in your life time, become a member and there will still be further clues as to where the secret meetings of the QL members take place.

I am 102 years old now. The last 80 years of my life were spent searching for the enigmatic ‘brotherhood, sisterhood and ya-ya-hood of the QL’. If you get the key, please do share. There have been men and women who died searching for it…


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sentibhim said Good morning sg and ...

Good morning sg and Greeker

 "Drink Beer Save Water"


 

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Greeker said Senior member of QL! ...

The other day, i met one of the most senior members of QL - Darude. Each time he shook hands with a person, two birds came out through the two sides of his beard singing "cuckoo, cuckoo". I envied him. I didnt have even ONE bird in my beard while he had two.

I also saw a few bisuit crumbs on his beard. I have a strong suspicion that he is using Britania bisuits to lure the birds into his beard.

I have made a proposal to the birds saying that i would give them swiss chocolate biscuits if they relocated. Lets see how the negotiations go. Will have to stamp their RP's very soon so that they dont leave me anytime soon.

Note to self: Give birds Residence permit, land cruiser allowance, two way tickets (even if they can fly on their own) and a free hand in doing what they will with their nest s, provided it will ALWAYS remain within MY beard!

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novita77 said Greeker ... i love your ...

Greeker ... i love your writing ... Kiss

 

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Greeker said Novi... ...

thanks much. You are one of my best critics and inspiration!


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dragonfly212 said oh greeker, you described ...

oh greeker, you described well about QL members. LOL... so cool

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.


 

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Oryx said LOL Greeker ...

Greeker LOL!

my heart will go on - !!!!!!! pass the sick bag!


 

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DaRuDe said Oh Man ...

 
who and what was that about?? i dont have beard i just clean shaved :D

 and to meet QL members

Vegetable market

sheep market

industrial area

hitch hiking some where around

sitting aboe those tall cranes

hope you find them 

 

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jauntie said ROFL Greeker, super funny! I wish NajamAhmed well with his quest ...

What a great scribe you are for sure!

That really made me smile LOTS :D :D

Thanks for that.


 

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Vasquez said Go west and you will find ...

Depending on which group of QL'ers you want to find - if you are looking for the Haram group - look for empty beer cans and bottles, if you want to find the Halal group - look for broken coffee cups and shisha hideaways   

 

- I took the blue pill and found myself alive in Qatar - wish I had taken the red and stayed in Europe


 

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azilana7037 said deleted ...

 

 Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!- UNKNOWN


 

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azilana7037 said I love that QL ladies description, GREEKER :-) ...

now i know what i'm gonna wear in a costume party....but I have to find where they make a crown with the QL sign design to complete the attire...whehehehe

But please do away with the "my heart will go on..." song. It's like the UNCHAINED MELODY...makes my ears bleed...lol

 

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!- UNKNOWN


 

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harsha said greeker... lol... ...

greeker... lol...

 

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hopelessly.devo... said  They meet for grocery ...

 They meet for grocery shopping in Grand Stores ot Shoprite. LOL Maybe for some skimmed milk and cornflakes? LOL Tongue out Ask thexonic he has the answers.

 

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jauntie said I don't see saddavi here, azi? ...

wrong thread!

I'm confused enough as it is, don't make it worse for me lol


 

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King Edshel said LOL, Greeker :) ...

how come Darude's big mustache? I was just wondering how can those two Pigeons run away when you shale his hands out of his beard while he got a huge Eagle standing their on the top of his mustache:)

 

Your classification was really nice, the QL group is expanding and the more you meet the more you can add here. Kind of a tedious job indeed to keep modifying the list whenever someone joined or a new activity would be introduced, the details of the rest of the story is confidential ...

 

All I can say is ... you gotta put something on your head, saying something that you don't know even what is it and try your luck not to get caught by the security guards in any available mall and come back to us. If you can do that then you are qualified, we will process your request immediately ...

 

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

 

 


 

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azilana7037 said saddavi or the mods must've deleted it, jauntie ...

he was saying what's wrong with "US" sh**ty people because we're making fun of the topic :-)

 

I've deleted my response to him...see 

 

 

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!- UNKNOWN


 

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jauntie said ah OK, azi. doesn't sound like our saddavi though . ...

guess he took the 'fun' the wrong way.

Hope the author of the post sees the humour side of it and finds the Social Group thread :D


 

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azilana7037 said saddavi must've realized it too ...

as he didn't replied back...

 

Oh well...let's have some fun here now, shall we...lol

 

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!- UNKNOWN


 

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