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Love Poem

Oryx's picture

> > LOVE POEM FROM THE LADIES.
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> > Women's Love Poem:
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> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
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> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
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> > With a fat wallet and not at all cheap.
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> > One who's handsome, smart and strong.
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> > One who loves to listen long.
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> > One who thinks before he speaks.
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> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
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> > I pray he's gainfully employed.
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> > When I spend cash,he won't be annoyed.
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> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
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> > Massages my back and wants to do more.
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> > Oh! Send me the man who'll make love to my mind
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> > & knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
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> > I pray that this man loves me to the end,
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> > And will always be my very best friend.
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> > scroll
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> > down
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> > MAN'S LOVE POEM
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> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
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> > huge boobs who owns a flash bar on a famous golf course,
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> > and loves to send me fishing and hunting.
> > This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shyte.

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TweetyBird's picture

TweetyBird said Good one Oryx! ...

Good one Oryx!

 

KellysHeroes's picture

KellysHeroes said nice one ...

did not know you are a poet. which part did you write?

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qatarisun said UUUUHHHHH...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ...

ORYX!! you made my day!!!!

Hamdullillah, i am the only one at the office right now (exept of couple of office boys).. otherwise I could get fired for laughing tooo loudly...

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Charging's picture

Charging said Now that was hilarious ...

Now that was hilarious

 

lima foxtrot's picture

lima foxtrot said Made me laugh ...

 

 

 



 

dragonfly212's picture

dragonfly212 said classic... ...

classic... hehehehe

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.


 

Andrews's picture

Andrews said Men are from ...

Men are from Mars...........wommen are from Venus


 

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