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Babe fish: Maa, why u cant live on earth..?
Mother fish: Coz its not for fish. Its just for SELFISH

A cute Nurse came for the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Ram falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users:
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users:
People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users:
People who break other people’s computers.

A young man got married with a old woman.. after some days he is found dead. The postmorten report is as follows: DEATH DUE TO DRINKING EXPIRED MILK.

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