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Babe fish: Maa, why u cant live on earth..?
Mother fish: Coz its not for fish. Its just for SELFISH

A cute Nurse came for the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Ram falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users:
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users:
People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users:
People who break other people’s computers.

A young man got married with a old woman.. after some days he is found dead. The postmorten report is as follows: DEATH DUE TO DRINKING EXPIRED MILK.

Comments

anonymous

vry funny gr8 jokes ******************************************************** We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

sentibhim

Here are only 6 jokes not 8 lol Anyway thank you for you and qatari princess too. "Drink Beer Save Water"

anonymous

gr6 jokes ******************************************************** We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

dhengqatar

One day a boy got to his father hesitating to tell his real intention. Father: What is it my son? Son: Dad, my teacher wants to summon you on my school. Father: What?! Why? Son: Because she caught me kissing my sitmate. *Instead of getting mad to his son, the Father proudly says. Father: Ah, you really is my son! Like father like son huh? Anyway, how is it like? Son: Hmm.. it feels really great coz his HANDSOME! o_O Turno En Contra..

invincible

lol.. gr8 jokes... =================================================== "Life can be summed in three words: it goes on..." "If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied."-Alfred Nobel

sentibhim

There are only two kinds of lawyers. One who knows the law and the other who knows the judge "Drink Beer Save Water"

sentibhim

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat." "Drink Beer Save Water"
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