Houston

After my tenth I had to choose the stream for my Higher Secondary. It meant a lot of stress and I was in a fix. Finally it was decided that I take up Mathematics and become an Engineer in life. I had to join a school that was famous for producing maximum number of perspective engineers. It was a warm May morning when I entered the gates of this prestigious school in awe of its buildings, the playground, the courts and the classroom. I had chosen to reach school early, that being my first day and there was no one in school other than the cleaners and the gardeners. I walked down the corridor and figured the room which was to be my classroom. The door was open and I entered. This was the moment when I experienced something that I had never experienced before.

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 15 Oct 2009

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here,

WORLD'S BIGGEST INDOOR SWIMMING POOL
World Water Park ... Edmonton , Albert , Canada ...........SIZE.....5 Acres

WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX ......... CHICAGO
Chicago Merchandise Mart.... Illinois , USA

WORLD'S BIGGEST SHOPPING MALL
South China Mall, Dongguan, China .892,000 meter-square
Shops on 6 floors

WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE........ AUSTRALIA
Sydney harbor bridge, Australia ...16 lanes of car traffic.. ....8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor

WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE.............. CHINA
Donghai Bridge , China ......................32.5 kilo meters

WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER SHIP
MS Freedom of the Seas......4300 passenger Capacity Inside

WORLD'S BIGGEST PLANE...............AIRBUS
Airbus A380...........555 Passengers

Hi All, Aslam o Alikum,

Heading to Houston on direct QA flight, next week, wondering what's the experience like for those who went before?

I had taken a return direct from Washington last year and it was good experience as manage to get some sleep.

also any latest gadgets etc to bring? Is getting iphone worth or it does not matter any more. Thanks,

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Whats up y'all.

Just moved here to doha from houston, hoping to make some cool friends

Considering to weather condition in Qatar, I think Doha should make underground city connection like Downtown Houston Tunnel System. I just came back from Houston, first I noticed that during office hours in Down Town Houston I didn't see much activity on the street. Very quite as not many profesionals walking around and not many cars on the street. Finally I found all business activites were doing thru tunnel system. It's amazing to see people walking around underground.