Houston

Hi All, Aslam o Alikum,

Heading to Houston on direct QA flight, next week, wondering what's the experience like for those who went before?

I had taken a return direct from Washington last year and it was good experience as manage to get some sleep.

also any latest gadgets etc to bring? Is getting iphone worth or it does not matter any more. Thanks,

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Whats up y'all.

Just moved here to doha from houston, hoping to make some cool friends

Considering to weather condition in Qatar, I think Doha should make underground city connection like Downtown Houston Tunnel System. I just came back from Houston, first I noticed that during office hours in Down Town Houston I didn't see much activity on the street. Very quite as not many profesionals walking around and not many cars on the street. Finally I found all business activites were doing thru tunnel system. It's amazing to see people walking around underground.

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WRONG EMAIL

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 23 July 2009

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here,

I belive the landings did happen and here a few oddities for you all... Y'hera!

20 space oddities about their famous feat.

1. After placing his left foot on the lunar surface, Armstrong meant to say: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." He later apologised for fluffing the line by missing out the "a". But some experts think he did say the "a" and was let down by the relatively primitive recording technology of the time.

2. Aldrin's first action on the moon was to have a pee. The astronauts' spacesuits were each fitted with a pipe for urinating into, which they could later empty into a waste disposal unit on the lunar module.

3. The maiden name of Buzz Aldrin's mum was... Moon.

When I'm driving and a Qatari guy is behind in his Landcruiser flashing his lights, I refuse to move to the right. He can get mad all he wants but we are going to share the road. If he wants to get around, go to the right and pass me. Sometimes when he does merge to the right, I will speed up so he cant get in front of me. In the US, we dont play that flashing the lights crap. Come to Detroit or Houston and you have another thing coming if you flash your lights. You Qatari drivers dont scare me and you dont own the road! Screw that. Im staying in the far left lane and Im not moving.