Starbucks

I just finished my theory after so many months of coming and going to Villagio, Citi Center and other mall that has coffe shop like Starbucks, Coffee Bean, etc. I concluded that drinking coffee can lead to blindness because a NO SMOKING sign are posted all over the place but still they do smoke, so I urge everyone to stop drinking coffee before its too late, when you are already blind...

Well here it is..... It is the only place on earth where......

1. Every street has a basketball court.

2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.

3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.

4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.

5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.

6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.

7. Everything can be forged.

8. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.

9. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.

10. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.

11. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.

12. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.

You know you've been in the Far East too long when.....
1. You're at an expensive western restaurant and don't even notice the guy at the next table yelling into his cell phone
2. You enjoy karaoke
3. You walk backwards in the park listening to a transistor radio
4. The China Daily is your source for hard hitting, fast breaking, investigative journalism
5. You smoke in crowded elevators.
6. All white people look the same to you
7. You like the smell of the bus.
8. You find state-employed retail staff helpful, knowledgeable and friendly
9. You no longer need tissues to blow your nose
10. You find western toilets uncomfortable
11. You throw your used toilet paper in the basket (as a courtesy to the next person)

Let's talk about Breasts!

Can exercises like push-up really make you breasts bigger and firmer?
They won't affect your actual breasts, which don't contain muscle.
The only thing that make women's breast significantly bigger, implants aside, are weight gain and pregnancy.
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Is there anything than can help prevent premature sagging?
Yes, How low you'll someday go (or won't) is largely determined by genes.
You can slow down the process by avoiding yo-yo weight gain and loss. It can stress and stretch breast ligaments, our natural support system.
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Does drinking coffee really make breasts smaller?
Until there's further evidence, you won't see Starbucks slapping a warning: May Cause Breast Reduction label on lattes.
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Have you not found yourself wanting to cuss the slow Starbucks barista, or pound your fist when the internet is down, or glare at the driver who cut your line? Why are we so impatient, angry, and hostile? With the grind of the economy and the pressure to stay afloat, not to mention the hot summer sun, it’s safe to say most of us have a shorter fuse these days. As goes the Zen proverb, “Avoid one moment of anger, and you will avoid 100 days of sorrow."

Winners:

1) Dan Antopolski - "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"

• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

• 3) Sarah Millican - "I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."

• 4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

Beware the High Street coffees with 25% of your daily calories.

Iced coffee drinks sold by High Street coffee shops can contain up to a quarter of a woman's daily calorie allowance.

One of the worst offenders adds up to a whopping 561 calories.

Experts recommend the average woman should consume no more than 2,000 calories a day, while the daily limit for men is 2,500 calories.

A quick coffee break could see a woman unwittingly getting through up to a quarter of her daily intake, while a man would be getting a fifth.

Starbucks' summer special Dark Berry Mocha Frappuccino with whipped cream is the most fattening, with 561 calories.

Let's be careful out there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME iced coffees contain more calories than a steak and chips dinner, an expert said yesterday.

Dr Rachel Thompson found women who have the drink are consuming a quarter of their recommended 2,000 calorie daily intake.

This increases their chances of becoming obese - which could lead to cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Dr Thompson of the World Cancer Research Fund studied iced drinks from three top chains.

Starbucks' dark berry mocha frappuccino in the largest venti size with added whipped cream has the highest number of calories - at 561.