cramps

Stars: Jeff Daniels, Lauren Graham, etc.

Directed by John Hindman

The most famous spiritual book "Me and God" is gonna celebrate it's 20th anniversary, and the author, Arlen Faber, has kept himself secluded and secret to the public on the same exact 20 years since its release. Age suddenly has kept him a bit frail and cramps and arthritis has started to immobilize him at his home. He calls his PR manager but to no avail, so he 'crawls' out of the open manually (I mean, really, he did crawl on the streets) to look for the nearest chiropractor in town, and meets the doctor, a reclusive single mom of a 5-year old kid. And for the first time he mentions his name out of the public through her as she was not familiar with her...not when she starts to read his book out of her friend's recommendation.

Amiable comedy romance with a nice script and a not-so-deep story about how the fans of the book have been desperately want to meet the author in 20 years of its circulation and a whole lot of rip-offs, plus the musings of how a common bookstore owner with a troubled past and a lesser communication with his only parent makes him vulnerable to asking to the author about the same questions the author himself doesn't even have a clue what he answers about and yet still hits the right notes.

Fastest thing

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
Question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
Your mind.

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

Summer in the mid east…

Now, it is really here… unbearable, scorching , intense, hellish…

For us who work and live in comfortable, well airconditioned buildings, we won’t care much, but then again, OF COURSE WE DO!
and for the millions of people who we see toiling under the dreadful heat …it’s a very different story…all I can do is pity them. That’s all I can do… (pray for them, sur and i hope one of them is on QL to read and reiterate this)

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES on TV:

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.