BILL GATES

The Mexican telecoms magnate Carlos Slim Helu has been named the world’s richest man, with a net worth of $53.5 billion (£36 billion), the first time since 1994 that the No 1 spot has been held by a non-American.

The annual billionaires list published by Forbes magazine shows that the number of billionaires increased from 793 to 1,011.

Recovering financial markets and commodities and strong economic growth from some Asian-Pacific and Latin American economies helped to increase the collective wealth of the world’s richest by $2.4 trillion to $3.6 trillion. This works out at $3.5 billion each, up from $3 billion last year.

Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : I will choose my own bride !!
Father : But the girl is Bill Gates daughter
Son : Well, in that case…OK

Next Day

Father approaches Bill Gates

Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates : But my daughter is too young to marry
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case….OK”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need !
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case….OK

This is how business is done !!

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

A corny Joke!

Scenario: Bill Gates died and later he is confused where to go either in Heaven or Hell.
Then he meet GOD. and says;
God: Bill, where you want to stay? in my kingdom heaven or in hell?
Bill: Sir, can I see heaven first?
God; Yeah sure, you can
(Then Bill Gates saw the heaven)
Bill: Sir, the heaven is so peaceful and quite.
God: You can see as well the hell if you want.
(Then Bill Gates check up the hell)
Bill: Sir, hell is amazing! too many ladies naked, too many beers, too many things to do...I want it here!!!! (screaming and so happy)
God: Ok, you want it there I will you can now stay there.
(Then after a while when Bill got into the hell, he ask GOD)

Written by a Pakistani journalist about India.......

Capital suggestion
By Dr Farrukh Saleem

Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 bill ion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

Leadership
Why Introverts Can Make The Best Leaders
Jennifer B. Kahnweiler 11.30.09, 3:39 PM ET

"Most people don't know that I'm an introvert."

I hear this confession from surprisingly many successful executives. Quite a few, in fact, talk at length with me about their introversion, speaking candidly and often cathartically about their experiences. Most also admit that at some point in their leadership journey they've had to work to overcome being disregarded or misunderstood because of their quiet temperament.

How do these introverted leaders do it? How do they thrive in the extroverted business world? They seek to understand--and play to--their strengths.

An old one but good one...and no,none of the comments reflect my personal views...it's just a joke and should be taken as one,please!

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Q.:Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN BOY
To get to the other side.

PLATO
For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.