Ford

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

(Best one)

An Interesting LOVE LETTER

>My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).

>I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)

>You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.

>This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

>I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).

A friend (a Qler on hibernation mode) had sent the link for an article ....just thought will ask you guys how many of you think this is perfect woman?

1. Blue eyes
2. Long blonde hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones
6. A size 12
7. Good in bed
8. Earns less than £25,000 a year
9. Extremely fit
10. Very good looking
12. Wacky personality
13. Rents a house or flat
14. Optimistic
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5 16. Nurse or PR Executive
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
19. Loves clubbing
20. Non-smoke

This is what we all thought, but ......

Hi Guys!

could u pls explain me about SUV segment Ford Explorer vehicle.
Does it valued for money and is there any resale value after 3yrs?
what will be the service charges on every 5000km?
pls explain me the maintenance reg this vehicle those who owned!!!!!!

By WILLIAM FOREMAN

updated 4:13 p.m. ET Dec. 19, 2009
GUANGZHOU, China - China's bold rise this decade took many forms. The Beijing Olympics. The billions of dollars loaned to the U.S. The rip-roaring economic growth.

And then there were the missing manhole covers. Hundreds of them were stolen from streets around the world. The first reports came from Taiwan in 2003 and later London, where it was dubbed the "Great Drain Robbery." Chicago had to replace at least 150 manhole lids or grates in 2005.

Thieves were selling them to shady scrap metal dealers, who were cashing in on China's ravenous demand for steel for skyscrapers in Shanghai, Beijing and other cities. China's construction boom was literally being felt on the streets around the world.

Who said car names don't have a meaning?
BMW Brings Me Women.

FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.

FORD For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive. ...

VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

KIA Kills In Accidents.

OPEL Old People Enjoying Life.

TOYOTA The One You Only Trust Always.

GOLF/GTI Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside.

HONDA Hanged Over Now Driving Away.