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Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetary.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, and then on the other.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: "Your honor."

Q: It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?)
A: ...... I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid extra for a longer fight.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

hi everyone I introduce you to the world champion in Thai boxing federation wako and WKA issam laafissi it has become from Morocco to Qatar for published this sport here . if you have any question
contact:
issamthai/-a-t-/hotmail.com
(974) 6110459

I have been trying for the past 2 months to find a personal boxing trainer and cant seem to get any answeres. If anyone could help me out in find someone that does boxing training that would be a big help. I am very eager to start.

I've been here in Doha just over two weeks now and am having great difficulty trying to find an amateur boxing club in the area.
I did a bit of boxing back home and want to pick up from where I left off. Does anybody out there have any information on where I can find an amateur boxing club in Doha? If so will you please let me know?
Cheers,
James.

Juan Manuel Marquez Drinks His Urine
Posted Sep 08, 2009 11:28AM By Michael David Smith
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As Juan Manuel Marquez prepares for the biggest fight of his boxing career on September 19 against Floyd Mayweather Jr., he's willing to do anything to get an edge -- including drinking his own urine.

Yes, Marquez revealed on the latest episode of HBO's Mayweather-Marquez 24/7 that he believes in practices urophagia, the consumption of urine. Sounds disgusting to me, but Marquez is one of millions of people around the world who think drinking urine is beneficial. Many Eastern cultures have viewed urine as having healing powers, and in the West drinking urine has become an alternative medicine.

Before fighting George Foreman

I wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick (1974)

On his Parkinson's disease

It wasn't the boxing, it was the autographs (2003)

On Floyd Patterson

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on (1965)

On being told "We don't serve negroes"

I don't eat them, either. Just give me a cup of coffee and a hamburger (1960)

On Joe Frazier

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head (1971)

On his golfing abilities

I'm the best. I just haven't played yet (1965)

To Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev

Well done that man!

Amir Khan fulfilled his ambition of becoming a world champion last night, delivering a crafted boxing lesson to lift the World Boxing Association light-welterweight championship belt from around the waist of a strong determined champion in Ukrainian Andreas Kotelnik.

Khan, only 22, won a landslide unanimous decision on the judges’ scorecards 120-108, 118-111, 118-111. The Bolton boy who has become a man enjoyed partisan support from many in the 10,000 crowd and in an enthralling fight, played out at a breakneck pace, displayed all his athletic skills.

It was thrilling fare from Khan whose lightning hand speed and fitness gave him the advantages to go well ahead on points in the first ten rounds.