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Husband and Wife Jokes

By albadar11 on Thu, 11/03/2010 - 8:37am

1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...
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2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
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3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
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4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
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""" Wife husband jokes"""

By soniya on Sun, 14/02/2010 - 8:04am

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kyon banta..?

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hain?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi.

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se zyada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap ke pass mojood hai!

Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

An old man married a young Girl,

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A day after assurance, another Indian beaten in Australia

By whyteknight on Tue, 12/01/2010 - 8:21pm

A 28-year-old Indian man living in Australia for more than a decade on Tuesday claimed that he was beaten up by a group of locals on a beach in Sydney.

The man, who refused to be named apparently due to safety reasons, said that he was kicked and punched by the group near Coogee beach on Monday.

He said he had been living in Australia for the past 11 years and had never experienced such a thing before.

Police arrived 40 minutes after the incident and caught one person, he told PTI.

While the man did not receive any external wounds, he said he was having severe pain in his neck, back and head. He did not give any other detail.

However, police have not issued any statement on the attack.


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Guzergah -e- Khayaal

By consciouseffort on Sun, 08/11/2009 - 3:54am

Koi tum say poochay kaun houn main
To keh daina koi khaas nahi

Aik dost hai kacha paka sa
Aik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jeevan ka aik aisa sathi
Jo door ho kay paas nahi

Koi tum say poochay kaun houn main
To keh daina koi khaas nahi ..........

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EK SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN

By ajnabi0707 on Thu, 01/10/2009 - 9:45am

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali zindagi main khushiyan Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
1 pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
******
5 saal baad........

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar zor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to baitay ko
School chorte hue jana...
Suno,, ek baar phir wohi awaaz aayi,

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Firaq Ghorakpuri

By mathboy on Tue, 08/09/2009 - 4:17pm

Raghupati Sahay Firaq Gorakhpuri is a great son of Urdu. Urdu zaban ko apnay iss mayanaz spoot pe jitna naz ho kam hay. Unke aik dilkash ghazal paish karta hoon. Aap ko pasand nay ayay ho nahe sakta.

Bazi-e-ishq ke pooch na baat
jeet ke jeet hay maat ke maat

kat-tay kat-tay kat-ti hay
hijer ke ghat-ti bharti raat

rakh rakhao uss aankh ka dhaik
chup ke chup aur baat ke baat

paani ka tu bahana hay
aag lagati hay barsat

ramz-o-kanaya ke hay jaan
uss ke seedhi saadi baat

qatil usko kaun kahay
hans-mukh aankhain, komal ghaat

jeenay walay je he lain gay
ab na milo gay? achi baat

hijar main pehli negah ka zikr
kab yaad aae kab ke baat

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Iftekhar Raghib - Umda sha'eri

By mathboy on Fri, 10/07/2009 - 1:24pm

Fikr au ba mah-o-anjum humnasheen
zasht ra na aashna khoob aafreen

Aaj subh mujahy nehyat umda kalam parhany ka itfaq hua aur Iqbal ka wo sh'er yaad agaya jahan wo aik achay sh'aer ko mah-o-anjum ka hamnasheen batatay hain. Yeh kalam tha Janab Iftekhar Raghib Saheb ka. Farmatay hain ke:

Gustakhyan bhe karni hoon gar meri shaan main
ye iltajaa hay kejayay Urdu zaban main


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Shades of Doha - The Tailor Man

By Ojo on Wed, 10/06/2009 - 2:47pm

Celebrating Doha and the people that make it what it is.

Part Two: The Tailor Man

Shades of Doha paints a colourful and intimate portrait of the lives of different people within the state of Qatar. An online mini-series that gets to the very heart of who and what weaves the fabric of society.


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Sardarji on KBC 2

By sentibhim on Mon, 20/04/2009 - 7:02pm

Amitabh: apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne...
Contestant Sardar is tensed.

Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?

Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A)
But Sardar is still confused.

Amitabh: Apke pas do life line hai... (50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar: I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer, 2 galat jawaab ko mita de.

Computer after deleting two names leaves two options which are: -


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Monthly PMS reminder service to warn men

By flanostu on Fri, 30/01/2009 - 8:52am

AAP 100,000 men sick of copping a monthly serve from cranky wives and girlfriends have signed up for an online reminder service that warns when pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) is about to hit.

PMSBuddy.com, the brainchild of a 28-year-old bloke whose mates were too often in cycle-related strife, is designed for men who have a darling of a partner for three weeks of the month – and a demon for the rest.

The reminders include pithy messages of encouragement such as “She’s on yellow - tread carefully, fella” - as well as tips for how men can mitigate the damage.

"It's hard for guys to know if they did something to piss off their lady and hard to remember when PMS is, and always awkward to confront and ask the question without coming off like a jerk,” he told news.com.au.


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