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Guzergah -e- Khayaal

Koi tum say poochay kaun houn main
To keh daina koi khaas nahi

Aik dost hai kacha paka sa
Aik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jeevan ka aik aisa sathi
Jo door ho kay paas nahi

Koi tum say poochay kaun houn main
To keh daina koi khaas nahi ..........

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ajnabi0707's picture

EK SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali zindagi main khushiyan Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
1 pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
******
5 saal baad........

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar zor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to baitay ko
School chorte hue jana...
Suno,, ek baar phir wohi awaaz aayi,

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Firaq Ghorakpuri

Raghupati Sahay Firaq Gorakhpuri is a great son of Urdu. Urdu zaban ko apnay iss mayanaz spoot pe jitna naz ho kam hay. Unke aik dilkash ghazal paish karta hoon. Aap ko pasand nay ayay ho nahe sakta.

Bazi-e-ishq ke pooch na baat
jeet ke jeet hay maat ke maat

kat-tay kat-tay kat-ti hay
hijer ke ghat-ti bharti raat

rakh rakhao uss aankh ka dhaik
chup ke chup aur baat ke baat

paani ka tu bahana hay
aag lagati hay barsat

ramz-o-kanaya ke hay jaan
uss ke seedhi saadi baat

qatil usko kaun kahay
hans-mukh aankhain, komal ghaat

jeenay walay je he lain gay
ab na milo gay? achi baat

hijar main pehli negah ka zikr
kab yaad aae kab ke baat

mathboy's picture

Iftekhar Raghib - Umda sha'eri

Fikr au ba mah-o-anjum humnasheen
zasht ra na aashna khoob aafreen

Aaj subh mujahy nehyat umda kalam parhany ka itfaq hua aur Iqbal ka wo sh'er yaad agaya jahan wo aik achay sh'aer ko mah-o-anjum ka hamnasheen batatay hain. Yeh kalam tha Janab Iftekhar Raghib Saheb ka. Farmatay hain ke:

Gustakhyan bhe karni hoon gar meri shaan main
ye iltajaa hay kejayay Urdu zaban main


Ojo's picture

Shades of Doha - The Tailor Man

Celebrating Doha and the people that make it what it is.

Part Two: The Tailor Man

Shades of Doha paints a colourful and intimate portrait of the lives of different people within the state of Qatar. An online mini-series that gets to the very heart of who and what weaves the fabric of society.


sentibhim's picture

Sardarji on KBC 2

Amitabh: apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne...
Contestant Sardar is tensed.

Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?

Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A)
But Sardar is still confused.

Amitabh: Apke pas do life line hai... (50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar: I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer, 2 galat jawaab ko mita de.

Computer after deleting two names leaves two options which are: -


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Monthly PMS reminder service to warn men

AAP 100,000 men sick of copping a monthly serve from cranky wives and girlfriends have signed up for an online reminder service that warns when pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) is about to hit.

PMSBuddy.com, the brainchild of a 28-year-old bloke whose mates were too often in cycle-related strife, is designed for men who have a darling of a partner for three weeks of the month – and a demon for the rest.

The reminders include pithy messages of encouragement such as “She’s on yellow - tread carefully, fella” - as well as tips for how men can mitigate the damage.

"It's hard for guys to know if they did something to piss off their lady and hard to remember when PMS is, and always awkward to confront and ask the question without coming off like a jerk,” he told news.com.au.


flanostu's picture

Worlds greatest assassination attempt ever

AAP MYSTERY plotters attempted to kill the Queen during an Australian visit and it was only luck that prevented it.

Former Detective Superintendent Cliff McHardy has sensationally claimed the Queen and Prince Philip were travelling across the Blue Mountains towards Orange on April 29 1970 when plotters attempted to derail their train.

The now retired 81-year-old police officer claimed a wooden log was placed on the railway tracks ahead of the monarch's train but failed when it simply wedged under the wheels and slowed the train down until it eventually stopped at a crossing.

The identity of the culprit has always haunted the retired officer who bemoans that he, or she, was "the one that got away".

A simple blow to the head with the log would've been a better option.

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