Funnies

just a quick one, i was driving back home late night!!!I was speeding 120 on the street with speed limit 80 ,then a flash came from a car driving in the next line next to me...im always aware from parked cars but this jackass was in moving car.What the hell?Thats totally new to me...is it possible ?Radar in a speeding car to flash you?...how will they estimate the speed ???I thought its some qatarian bored teen didnt have nothing else to do...

Does Cristiano Ronaldo really use Clear for Men?
Is he a Selling Point for Clear Shampoo?
check it out here:
Cristiano Ronaldo Video

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Pictures of my painted cats.

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OFFICIAL ADULT RESIGNATION

I am hereby officially tendering
my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the
responsibilities of an

8 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think
that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud
puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than
money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and
run a lemonade stand with my friends on
a hot summer's day.
I want to return to a time when life was
simple; When all you knew were colors,
multiplication tables, and nursery
rhymes, but that didn't bother you,
because you didn't know what you
didn't know and you didn't care.

I mean it!! Seriously!

Who else would send you mails like "Three of your friends started a zoo today",first thing in the morning?
Took one look at the mail and I almost fell off my chair laughing! (am I the only one laughing??).

Another one. "Arun Verma is now friends with Nidhi Verma". After a moment of contemplation I decide;"High time too, considering they have been married to each other for the last 10 or so years. Good for their kids, atleast!"

And then ofcourse, you have words like "unfriend"!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Tomas, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the sixth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Tomas, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Tomas: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Tomas.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Tomas, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Filipinos."

Just click on the below link, click on play thaen leave the mouse alone, sit back and enjoy a piece of creative brilliance.......

http://fc01.devianta...

RESPECTED LADIES PLZ DONT MIND..

Funny but true fact!A woman worries about her future till
she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?

Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.

Gud Luck! MARRIEDMEN

An woman was granted a divorce on the grounds that her husband was cruel to stop her watching soap operas.
The judge ruled that "not allowing the spouse to watch TV serials amounted to cruelty" and was grounds for divorce. The husband has lodged an appeal.
The couple had been married for eight years and have a daughter. They began fighting in 2005, the court heard.
Among other complaints, the woman said her husband had insulted her, refused to have sex with her and spat at her.

http://news.bbc.co.u...

Just some funnies to get us ready for the weekend. No offence intended :)

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said, 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ........ whether you're here or not.'
(DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)