gas station

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... ..so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the fight started.

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight started.

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Quick question: what side of your car is your gas tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncofortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of uncomfort or injury.

If you look at your gas guage, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo). It is that simple!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I
was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on
TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for
our upcoming anniversary.. She said, 'I want something
shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded
that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a
gas station.

And then the fight started...

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there is a street branching into 2 streets. Only one of these 2 streets leads to a gas station. On every street there is a person standing. One of these 2 people is a liar ( everything he says is a lie ) and the other person is not a liar ( everything he says is true. we do not know which one is the liar from these 2 people.

a Lost car driving by on an empty tank, The car is now at the point before the street branches, The driver can only ask ONE question to only one of these 2 people about the right direction to the gas station.

what would the question be?

Hint : That question could be asked to any of these 2 people and the answer should tell the driver the truth.

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology.Received on email and thought it would be worth sharing.

GPS

A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had

their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included
a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.