Those Australian Traitors
I say chaps I was appalled to see that those Australians have elected a new Prime Minister. Some ex convict called Rudd I believe. Well I don't care about that, those colonialists can elect who they like, we all know the real power resides in Westminster and Buckingham Palace. What I really care about is that he calls his party "The Labor Party". Excuse me, since when was Labour spelled without the "U". This really pees me off and it should pee off all Brits.
Okay so the bloody yanks can't spell. We know that they are an illiterate bunch of loud mouthed morons so we can forgive them for that. But the Australians! They know better. They are following the Yanks with their dreadful spelling just to diss us. I won't stand for it. Bloody traitors. I really hate Australians.