American Finds Qatar on a Map

By anonymous

American expat Rudy Eagleburger after 5 years as a resident of Doha can now proudly point to Qatar on a world map and is not educated other Americans amazed at his feat of Geography.

Our poorly paid reporter from the Penis-Gulf Herald caught up with him at his highly guarded compound, 'When I first came to this country I used to just go from home to work and back and never left my office or my compound assuming it to be American soil, however after the first year here I realised that all the other road users were not muslim terrorists trying to kill the American, after the second year I discovered that kofta was a food not a biological weapon and now after 5 years I realised that Qatar is not part of Saudi Arabia. Gee I bet they even speak a different language to the terrorists in Saudi'

As Rudy chowed down on is 5th Big Mac and slurped his large diet coke he continued, 'When I first saw the McDonalds I was so happy but assumed it was food aid to these poor starving A-rabs. My heart swelled with pride as we were bringing civilisation to the barbarians. No longer did they have to eat vermin like lamb or biyriani. Not only that we gave them Diary Queen and KFC, a true gift from the American people.'

However his proudest moment was saved for last, when he produced a map of the world and said, 'This is Gutter, kinda like Utah but with less religion'

Rudy said that he had things to do but left us with this message for the people of Qatar, 'I love the guys here they are just so practical, who would have thought they are kind enough to cover up the ugly women's faces so they can go out in public and not upset people. That's mighty friendly like, but must mozie on down to the Qube as I hear the dames really like us Americans and what's not to like?'

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By snessy• 5 years 11 months ago.

Hahahaha! I'd never heard of Qatar either until my husband was offered a job. The first thing I did was google Qatar, LOL.

By jobstrdgest• 5 years 11 months ago.

LOL. thanks..

By ajmani• 5 years 11 months ago.

I thought you were talking about the best'est' sales person of the west coz every word suits the personality :)

By Mandilulur• 5 years 11 months ago.



By MarcoNandoz-01• 5 years 11 months ago.

Well Al Udeid Air Base which is a US military base, is actually located in Abu Nahlah west of Doha. It's not in the INDUSTRIAL EREA! OMG!

By MarcoNandoz-01• 5 years 11 months ago.

LOL! That was soo like Dane. My dumb best friend from the United Snakes :P

By asterix---• 5 years 11 months ago.
Rating: 2/5

Before Even Coming to Qatar, Honestly Speaking, never saw Qatar on the World Map... ;)

By wargame1• 5 years 11 months ago.

Thats funny.. but being American, I have never had one of those thoughts. but still funny.

By drsam• 5 years 11 months ago.

Penis-Gulf !!


By nomerci• 5 years 11 months ago.

Rofl...again EXCELLENT! Spot on! :)

By shisha202• 5 years 11 months ago.

LOL Diary Queen n KFC...loved that part.. :-)))

By Bharatdugyuts• 5 years 11 months ago.

Now i know you... a jealous fellow... lol...

By Translator• 5 years 11 months ago.

Actually Qatar is more like Michigan not Utah

By cherukkan• 5 years 11 months ago.

hahaha..........What happened to Bill Bignuts mozai. Is he belonging to the same class.

By Ingesu• 5 years 11 months ago.

hahaha...ja, most people don´t have a clue where it is... no need to be rude, though!


By anonymous• 5 years 11 months ago.

Penis-Gulf Herald ?

'large diet coke' hahaha

By martian_keanu• 5 years 11 months ago.

haha you have connected it to your previous post. :) bravo!

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