An Arab, An American, and A Mexican...

nite_rider
By nite_rider

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, an Arab, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the Arab, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The Arab responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the Arab has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the Arab away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I ll take the Mexican.”

By gudone• 12 years 6 months ago.
gudone

ok WK

By anonymous• 12 years 6 months ago.
anonymous

gudone the best jokes are the ones which are offensive in nature.

Just lighten up and say HAHAHAHA :D

By Colt45• 12 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

yes it is.... now wat?

By gudone• 12 years 6 months ago.
gudone

hmm... u r rite WK.... so more precisely racist joke

By anonymous• 12 years 6 months ago.
anonymous

Heard this many times, when Indian friends were telling the joke, they replaced mexican with pakistani, when Pakistani friends were telling the joke, they replaced Mexican with Indian.

By Colt45• 12 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

You mean malabari?? :-P

By Blood• 12 years 6 months ago.
Blood

we already know how any can be a racist, you can keep it up !!!!!

By anonymous• 12 years 6 months ago.
anonymous

Draculaaaaaaaaaaa! NICE JOKE FELLOW! It's REAL INDEED! hahahahahaha

By general_disarray• 12 years 6 months ago.
general_disarray

I would have chosen the Arab, then I'd have the Mexican run over him with a LandCruiser.

By nite_rider• 12 years 6 months ago.
nite_rider

Draccy

By Dracula• 12 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

A Qatari, an European and an American are all sitting around a campfire near Dukhan beach.

The European pulls out a bottle of Vodka, slams it down, throws it up in the air and shoots it.

He announces to his companions,"-There is plenty of Vodka in Europe."

The American takes out a bottle of Whiskey.

He slams it, throws it up in the air and shoots it.

He turns to the European and says, "-There's plenty of Whiskey in USA."

The Qatari shoots one Indian passing by...:

"- I don't drink, is haram!"

By t_coffee_or_me• 12 years 6 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

let me know when to LOL

By GodFather.• 12 years 6 months ago.
GodFather.

ok nite_rider it is a joke and it may be also considered offence..:)

By nite_rider• 12 years 6 months ago.
nite_rider

its just a joke .. no offence

By Blood• 12 years 6 months ago.
Blood

for once he did not choose the Arabic

By GodFather.• 12 years 6 months ago.
GodFather.

yes mike I agree it is..

By mike51• 12 years 6 months ago.
mike51

This is a racist joke, isn't it?

By KHATTAK• 12 years 6 months ago.
KHATTAK

Poor Mexican :P

By garfieldisc• 12 years 6 months ago.
garfieldisc

hehehe...:)

By GodFather.• 12 years 6 months ago.
GodFather.

no comment..

By soniya• 12 years 6 months ago.
soniya

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