Be Strong Honey

nite_rider
By nite_rider

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife; "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is, probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too"

By avishai• 14 years 4 days ago.
avishai

funny... thanks

^_^

By chichi• 14 years 4 days ago.
chichi

By cynbob• 14 years 5 days ago.
cynbob

MD and NR---too funny!

By cheesecake_28• 14 years 5 days ago.
cheesecake_28

that was a real good one!

By dragonfly212• 14 years 5 days ago.
dragonfly212

lol nice one....

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By bleu• 14 years 5 days ago.
Rating: 3/5
bleu

LOL, MD, of course.

By blue_rose• 14 years 5 days ago.
blue_rose

oo ok thanks

By anonymous• 14 years 5 days ago.
anonymous

For his lips, blue_rose, what else?

By blue_rose• 14 years 5 days ago.
blue_rose

y he ask for vasline??

By rMs_000• 14 years 5 days ago.
rMs_000

lolz !!!

rMs .. !!

By Mitzzyy Mitz• 14 years 5 days ago.
Rating: 3/5
Mitzzyy Mitz

***LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....sooooo funnnyyyyy.....=)

Mitzzyy Mitz '09

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