'Boobies' Out Of Sand - Man executed in KSA

Dracula
By Dracula

SAUDI ARABIA - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free.
Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who complained about suggestive sand sculptures he had made on a beach.

"We receive many of the complaints from the local womans who say a white man was making big breast ladies on beach with sand.
This is no good, not allowed in this country.
We are simple people with no liking of this sand boobs", said Hasim Al-Jabouri, policeman who made the arrest.

Hart had been joking with fellow college students who he was traveling with about what he could do with sand. One had dared him to make a 'fit sand chick' and he obliged.

Execution took place yesterday via public beheading to a sell out arena. Tickets cost SR 15, and snack and refreshments were available.
It was available on pay-per-view on Al-Jazeera TV.

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By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

Oh Youngling...

It is a well known fact that MOST women of the female persuassion have one breat slightly larger than the other..

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

Let's just say that she was cuddly..

We went to morcambe beach and the lifeguard asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in. :O(

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

Thank you.. It's not easy sculpting from memory ...

By timebandit• 11 years 2 months ago.
timebandit

Tis a sculpture of the 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies'.

By timebandit• 11 years 2 months ago.
timebandit

Indeed Brit hehehehehe

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

Since this is medical research for the benefit of all, perhaps some QLers may volunteer their services...

By snessy• 11 years 2 months ago.
snessy

How artistic Brit...

By Rizks• 11 years 2 months ago.
Rizks

Any Pics ? :(

By avam• 11 years 2 months ago.
avam

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

By IMI• 11 years 2 months ago.
IMI

I guess this is your link :-

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64663

By adey• 11 years 2 months ago.
adey

Parody becomes reality and reality becomes absurd.

By Rizks• 11 years 2 months ago.
Rizks

lol britey !

Oh again, my bad ! :)

Damn the coffee was not good, Rajuuuuuuuuu...

By Dracula• 11 years 2 months ago.
Dracula

"I couldn't find enough sand to sculpt her"

hahahahahah..OMG..hahahahaha

By Dracula• 11 years 2 months ago.
Dracula

I guess this is in "Funnies"

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.

We used to stick out like a carrot in an omelet. :O(

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

i meant that some "female" QLers may volunteer .. :O)

By snessy• 11 years 2 months ago.
snessy

Awwww Brit...has it been that long??

By anonymous• 11 years 2 months ago.
anonymous

Did the chick have bite marks on her neck... and boobies?...lol

By mjamille28• 11 years 2 months ago.
mjamille28

lol you guys... :P

By Rizks• 11 years 2 months ago.
Rizks

oh is it britey ? :(

Hmmm...will check it out throughly some day.

By one_shot• 11 years 2 months ago.
one_shot

lol, i liked the creativity , whats next??

By Rizks• 11 years 2 months ago.
Rizks

britey, why one is small and one big ? :(

Not a professional sculpturer...:(

By one_shot• 11 years 2 months ago.
one_shot

take it easy otherwise u ll have a heart attack sooner or later

By anonymous• 11 years 2 months ago.
anonymous

britey....who shaved her head..?

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

No... I couldn't find enough sand to sculpt her :O(

By snessy• 11 years 2 months ago.
snessy

Ha Ha! That's ok when I walk backwards my backside beeps and an electronic voice says "wide load" over and over again!

By britexpat• 11 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

I've seen a beheading ... It was free :O(

By mjamille28• 11 years 2 months ago.
mjamille28

Rizks, which pics? the beheading or the sand sculptures? :P

By Rizks• 11 years 2 months ago.
Rizks

Sand sculpture !

don wanna spoil my day watchin beheadin pic....:(

By snessy• 11 years 2 months ago.
snessy

Is that cos she had a fat arse Brit?

By mjamille28• 11 years 2 months ago.
mjamille28

brit, is that your Cuban shot putter?

By mjamille28• 11 years 2 months ago.
mjamille28

aha, another lost love... :P

By Rizks• 11 years 2 months ago.
Rizks

ok britey !

BUT, make sure the volunteers get thier own stuff....:(

M not gonna share nor allow anyone to research on my practise table....:(

By anonymous• 11 years 2 months ago.
anonymous

I would be so pissed if this was true.

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