'Boobies' Out Of Sand - Man executed in KSA
SAUDI ARABIA - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free.
Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who complained about suggestive sand sculptures he had made on a beach.
"We receive many of the complaints from the local womans who say a white man was making big breast ladies on beach with sand.
This is no good, not allowed in this country.
We are simple people with no liking of this sand boobs", said Hasim Al-Jabouri, policeman who made the arrest.
Hart had been joking with fellow college students who he was traveling with about what he could do with sand. One had dared him to make a 'fit sand chick' and he obliged.
Execution took place yesterday via public beheading to a sell out arena. Tickets cost SR 15, and snack and refreshments were available.
It was available on pay-per-view on Al-Jazeera TV.
It is a well known fact that MOST women of the female persuassion have one breat slightly larger than the other..
Let's just say that she was cuddly..
We went to morcambe beach and the lifeguard asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in. :O(
Thank you.. It's not easy sculpting from memory ...
Tis a sculpture of the 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies'.
Indeed Brit hehehehehe
Since this is medical research for the benefit of all, perhaps some QLers may volunteer their services...
How artistic Brit...
Any Pics ? :(
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
I guess this is your link :-
Parody becomes reality and reality becomes absurd.
lol britey !
Oh again, my bad ! :)
Damn the coffee was not good, Rajuuuuuuuuu...
"I couldn't find enough sand to sculpt her"
I guess this is in "Funnies"
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
We used to stick out like a carrot in an omelet. :O(
i meant that some "female" QLers may volunteer .. :O)
Awwww Brit...has it been that long??
Did the chick have bite marks on her neck... and boobies?...lol
lol you guys... :P
oh is it britey ? :(
Hmmm...will check it out throughly some day.
lol, i liked the creativity , whats next??
britey, why one is small and one big ? :(
Not a professional sculpturer...:(
take it easy otherwise u ll have a heart attack sooner or later
britey....who shaved her head..?
No... I couldn't find enough sand to sculpt her :O(
Ha Ha! That's ok when I walk backwards my backside beeps and an electronic voice says "wide load" over and over again!
I've seen a beheading ... It was free :O(
Rizks, which pics? the beheading or the sand sculptures? :P
Sand sculpture !
don wanna spoil my day watchin beheadin pic....:(
Is that cos she had a fat arse Brit?
brit, is that your Cuban shot putter?
aha, another lost love... :P
ok britey !
BUT, make sure the volunteers get thier own stuff....:(
M not gonna share nor allow anyone to research on my practise table....:(
I would be so pissed if this was true.