COLT

sentibhim
By sentibhim

Colt bought a new mobile.
He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Colt: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Colt: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Colt: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Colt: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
.....LOL.....

By lawa• 11 years 7 months ago.
lawa

still shouting .....?

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

LOL Colt, behave now, or your boss might put something else than glue on your a55.. :P

By Colt45• 11 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

TheLuchshow, I LOVE you too... if the very mention of my name puts a SMILE on your face, imagine what I can do in person :-P

Like MJ said, I have been busy with a work conference guys... and I'm back to it now :-(

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

OMG Colt has set the Standard... for the PJ jokes...he he he... Poor Colty....

By lawa• 11 years 7 months ago.
lawa

are you hide like pajju

By bubblymom• 11 years 7 months ago.
bubblymom

poor Colty.

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

LOL tink, so far, we make a pretty good team, huh.. ;)

bubbly, I must say, it looked like he was trampled on by some raging bull last night.. LOL

By bubblymom• 11 years 7 months ago.
bubblymom

does he look battered? lol

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

LOL well done Sherlock.. :P

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

tink, you know how Colt's been saying last night that the pink girly drink was WK's, well I'm pretty sure they were sharing it... LOL

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

Ha hahahaha hahaha ha ha haha .Its crime to hurt A55 .

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

lol Colty managed to escape the chains his boss put on him yesterday, so now the boss glued his sorry a55 to the chair and then put chains on his feet with a big padlock and swallowed the key... :P

By lawa• 11 years 7 months ago.
lawa

faulty

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

Saeed, you have got the bug of QL now... ;)

By lawa• 11 years 7 months ago.
lawa

in real trouble

By lawa• 11 years 7 months ago.
lawa

last night his wife worried for him

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

Saeed has a crush on Stanro... ;)

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Saeed why are you so interested in Santro?

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Who cares who is Santro ? :(

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

Saeed, how can u be sure that Lucy is Santro???

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

ok so who's gonna play Sherlock now? ;)

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

MJ, I totally know it, but i never knew it was posted in Funnies... ;)

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

May Be the lucyshow is drunk early in the morning ..lol

Pajju's Lungi Are in sale : P

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

FlyingAce as it is posted in funnies, i thought it was a joke ? :(

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

FA, you know it's the way of QL.. you should know that by now.. :P

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

Rizks do you think it is a joke???

How come santro has to be in this topic when the thread is about Colt.

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Lucy was tat a copy paste joke or u really telling us something real ?

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

When you see somebody talking about pajju and pajju's lungi definately a curios soul like me will start searching for thread and can get so much information about pajju.

I had an id in the name of shinde78 earlier.But I was not so active member.My husband is also an QL member.

We sold one new extra baby high chair to Santro in April this year only through QL classifieds.She came to my home with her husband and kids to pick it up.

By the way I dont stammer like she do.lol lol lol

She looks a wet white cat standing with her husband.

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

yes Rizks, we found him last night at some coffee shop sipping his pink Virgin Colada.. :P

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

May be he is googling the meaning of Colt.Check him in his office.

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Yaawnnn !

Morning senti & Beoble Republic of QatarLiving!

So did we found Colt ? :(

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

LOL @ Tinkerbell & WK

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

(-_-) Good Morning Guys (-_-)

By soniya• 11 years 7 months ago.
soniya

MJ, i doubt if he would return back to QL then...:))

He would try every possible ways to escape himself out from our clutch..

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

lol soniya, we'll make him write a signed confession on how much fun he's had there.. ;)

By soniya• 11 years 7 months ago.
soniya

Oh, poor colty....I wish if he could finished his work soon and let us know about his experience that he enjoyed in SPAIN...:))

or did i miss any thread that COLT must have let others know his enjoyment????

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

soniya, he is back... probably buried under a pile of papers.. :P

By soniya• 11 years 7 months ago.
soniya

Wk, lol to ur pic too.....:))

where is COLT BTW?? is he still vacationing in spain??

By soniya• 11 years 7 months ago.
soniya

OMG, it's hilarious..Mind blowing!!!

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

LOL WK, are you sure that's Colt? :P

By CinnamonZ• 11 years 7 months ago.
CinnamonZ

i thought this would be a thread by Colt and not for colt... :(

thelucyshow ...please stop your poor jokes and heee heees...:P

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

tinker something's wrong, when I googled Colt, I got this image :(

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

What is Colt :(

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

update on Colt: he is still chained up to his office chair.. the boss refuses to let him go till he finish the pile of reports on his desk that had been sitting there for the last 10 years! :P

By Lion_King• 11 years 7 months ago.
Lion_King

COLT, you there? lol

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

tink, you are so right about that.... see ya tonight? ;)

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

lol tink, not you, I meant the others.. ;)

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

tink, jealous maybe? ;)

By gudone• 11 years 7 months ago.
gudone

u r just 1 week old in QL.. n still u know Pajju..?? he hasnt loggd in QL after EID

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

Aww Poor Colt.... ;)

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

FA, did you miss my post above? here:

"he cannot escape the chain that his boss put on him.. LOL"

By gudone• 11 years 7 months ago.
gudone

Colty jokes hitting QL??

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

It was a group of Lungi guys...Heeee heeee

By FlyingAce• 11 years 7 months ago.
FlyingAce

Where is Colt???

No to be seen today, or may be i missed it out.

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

Who was he ?

By moonblues67• 11 years 7 months ago.
moonblues67

one lungi guy vanished from Qatar taking lot of Qlr's money.

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

LOL sness,.. ;)

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

LOL LOL LOL

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

Colt To Risk .

Colt : Hello Risk,I talked with shilpa shetty yesterday .

Risk : Oh Really ! What did she say ?

Colt : Wrong Number

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Sorry snessy I have other better offers and I m not interested in anyone to that extent.

My daughter gives me better company....lol lol

By drmana• 11 years 7 months ago.
drmana

Lol snessy...

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

madurai is back with his lame comments...:(

By snessy• 11 years 7 months ago.
snessy

Lucy...you could just ask him out, it would be alot quicker!

By madurai• 11 years 7 months ago.
madurai

Dont worry you will get piece of Torn....things..

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

easy there Lucy !

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

DaRude

a lil correction plz

if colt is neighter male, nor female, then why the H u called him "he" in first place ;)

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Colt was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery.

He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. Then he asked the priest,

"Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Well my son, it's the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whisky and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well I'll be damned!" Colt muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Colt and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"

Colt hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"

By hms• 11 years 7 months ago.
hms

please stope THE LUCY SHOW, she is giving very POOR JOKES (PJ)

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

Nice one thelucyshow .Ql must have like button to like yo comment :P

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

One afternoon Colt was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Colt said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Colt replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Colt answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Colt and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The Colt replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high"

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

SILENCE !!!

I Keel You All...

Quote: by Colt....:(

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

he cannot escape the chain that his boss put on him.. LOL

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Colt came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" Colt says "I play the part of the Indian husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

By Victory_278692• 11 years 7 months ago.
Victory_278692

Colt a New Sardaar at QL ;D

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

someone throw a piece of rock on Colts head and bring him here.....:(

senti ya he sells his used lungi's to poor people at a nominal rate...:(

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

SAVE petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.

By Arien• 11 years 7 months ago.
Arien

LOL

By afrinnabees• 11 years 7 months ago.
afrinnabees

WOW..Colty though u are absent in Ql still u Rock......

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

LOL he starts lungi's business ?

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Colt's nephew came to him with a problem. "I have my choice of two women," he said, "a beautiful, penniless young girl whom I love dearly, and a rich old widow whom I can't stand."

"Follow your heart; marry the girl you love," Colt counseled.

"Very well, Uncle Colt," said the nephew, "that's sound advice."

"By the way," asked Colt "where does the widow live?"

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Colt's nephew came to him with a problem. "I have my choice of two women," he said, "a beautiful, penniless young girl whom I love dearly, and a rich old widow whom I can't stand."

"Follow your heart; marry the girl you love," Colt counseled.

"Very well, Uncle Colt," said the nephew, "that's sound advice."

"By the way," asked Colt "where does the widow live?"

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

senthibhim he is here only wondering with his torn lungi's...:(

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Calt decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear

By sentibhim• 11 years 7 months ago.
sentibhim

Where is he ?

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

he is not male not fmale

thats why he is hot on QL.

By Rizks• 11 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

ROFL

By mjamille28• 11 years 7 months ago.
mjamille28

hmmmm, another Colt-y day today? :P

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