Funny job interview

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

By jauntie• 13 years 8 months ago.
jauntie

:D

By edifis• 13 years 8 months ago.
edifis

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

By shinning_star• 13 years 8 months ago.
shinning_star

nice

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By Platao36• 13 years 8 months ago.
Platao36

KW: Awsome, rofl :D

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By edifis• 13 years 8 months ago.
edifis

This boy deserved the job. He is smart!

By GodFather.• 13 years 8 months ago.
GodFather.

This is an old one..but still funny every time you read it..You must have dug this one out of your archive KH...lol

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By sammie1571• 13 years 8 months ago.
sammie1571

Excellent

By Xray• 13 years 8 months ago.
Xray

good one..

By rMs_000• 13 years 8 months ago.
rMs_000

lol..

By KellysHeroes• 13 years 8 months ago.
KellysHeroes

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By qatarisun• 13 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
qatarisun

good one KH..:) how r u?

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By nadt• 13 years 8 months ago.
nadt

LOL. Mcdonalds cant afford to be fussy.

By junarc2003• 13 years 8 months ago.
junarc2003

priceless :))

By heero_yuy2• 13 years 8 months ago.
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

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