A Gift for QL Moms

fanonite
By fanonite

i got this interesting email from a friend..i hope you will enjoy it.

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.

There is no fast food. Each man must, take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child

to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function..

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn
themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, head aches, have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings and church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name, the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...

he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and

as many men as you think can handle it.

Just don't send it back to me....

I'm going to bed.

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By soniya• 12 years 4 months ago.
soniya

fanonite, u r always awesome...

By edifis• 12 years 4 months ago.
edifis

You see,you should not give womens job to men!

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

its not a filthy men's club..

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By edifis• 12 years 4 months ago.
edifis

I will not take this foolish test?

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

well appropriately said

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

i like your comment.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Elegance• 12 years 4 months ago.
Elegance

ther is this phrase that i think u shud know"man is the head of the family but a woman is the neck that turns the head" & i totally agree because thats what happens with my mom.

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

No I am lucky to have them. To have someone to dote on and the more you do for them , you just want to do more. The laughter and the fun makes it all worth while

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

And I love to pamper and spoil them both. And honestly sometimes I really dont find one older than the other

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

Well Favonite my daughter is the angel of my life but I take care of two children ! Both girls. one my daughter and the other my wife

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

the female perspective, may be because you are blessed with a daughter.. cheers

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

WK is still young. Let him have his kids and you will see the mother in him

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Mehnis

Look at it this way. I will do as you have suggested because most of it I do anyway including grocery to cleaning to doctor to ironing clothes to giving bath combing hair etc. Excepting for shaving of legs and cramps etc. All this because I love to be with her 24/7 and it all comes naturally.

But if you are going to have a irritated temperamental mate demanding your attention and personal service , then in-laws , then again friends and extended family---I would run away with my daughter

So credit has to be given and acknowledgement has to made

for the super women in our lives.

I do salute you gals

By anonymous• 12 years 4 months ago.
anonymous

fanonite when you take it bit by bit, you do it more easily. If you try to think of it all at once, it will overwhelm you :)

Anyway I am not cut out for all these tasks, I was just messing around :P

/\____/\___/\_______/\______________/\__ ____________________________________ You Lost Me!!

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
mjamille28

lol goodluck to you all, i'm off to bed... :P

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

instead of looking at the whole picture.. you will have to do all those things along with raising your kids.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

caring for your family is joy but there is alot of extra baggage involved which can get really stressful.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

But after all this I would like to say the biological make up and nature has made a woman to give more and give always in return for less or nothing. A woman would probably do a better job then me too I guess. A man is made the ''Master'' you see and royalty receives more and gives less

By Pajju• 12 years 4 months ago.
Pajju

and guys plzz stick on the topic :)

By anonymous• 12 years 4 months ago.
anonymous

Birthdays and Anniversaries are the easiest part.

/\____/\___/\_______/\______________/\__ ____________________________________ You Lost Me!!

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Mehnis

Hey no offence taken at all. But seriously if I may say so, it might be a lot more difficult for men in general and maybe quite stressful for me too if there are other pressures as well

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

the birthdays, relatives, holidays and doctor visit factors.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
mjamille28

exactly fanonite, exactly.. :)

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
mjamille28

let's face it fanonite, of course no man will admit defeat to this issue.. :P

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

greet your man with a big smile and say " how was your day honey?"

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By anonymous• 12 years 4 months ago.
anonymous

MJ my mood swings are even more extreme and I don't even have something to blame it on.

/\____/\___/\_______/\______________/\__ ____________________________________ You Lost Me!!

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Mehnis

I do most of it for my daughter anyway but since it is for three kids then maybe sligthly a bit more effort required. What is the point of daring fanonite, as long as pure love is there then anything and everything comes naturally

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

or taking for a fun ride occasionally is one thing, and doing the whole list of above mentioned things is totally another thing..

i bet :) your or any man for that matter, wouldn't even get through the first week.

its not just you, it's all man-kind.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
mjamille28

tcom, you've been through this? : "endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, head aches, have extreme, unexplained mood swings".. :P

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

to win the competition you have to do everything in the list.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By t_coffee_or_me• 12 years 4 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
t_coffee_or_me

very easy, been doing it except for shaving of legs , make up

 

 

 

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By anonymous• 12 years 4 months ago.
anonymous

Oh no, you don't know me. Kids love me so much everywhere so unless they bring in kids from outer space, I will be voted number 1 week after week :)

/\____/\___/\_______/\______________/\__ ____________________________________ You Lost Me!!

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
mjamille28

lol WK we would like to see you try.. :P

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

i bet :)

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By anonymous• 12 years 4 months ago.
anonymous

Won't even break a sweat doing this.

/\____/\___/\_______/\______________/\__ ____________________________________ You Lost Me!!

By Pajju• 12 years 4 months ago.
Pajju

fanonite lol dunt look at my profile :)

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

emailed by a boy friend? i thought only women have sense of humor. LOL.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Pajju• 12 years 4 months ago.
Pajju

fanonite TFS , i allready emailed it to my boy friend :P

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By suzain• 12 years 4 months ago.
suzain

very interesting....thankx for sharing :-)

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

try it once and you will find out.. i dare you!

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
mjamille28

lol fanonite, did he sign up for this? :P

i would like to find out if one would actually survive this.. :P

By Mehnis• 12 years 4 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
Mehnis

Excepting for shaving of legs , wearing make up and having cramps the rest is fine--no issue

By fanonite• 12 years 4 months ago.
fanonite

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By mjamille28• 12 years 4 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

nice one fanonite... TFS.. :)

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