House Problems

By nishantvshah

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

By anonymous• 11 years 3 months ago.
anonymous

Hey vtAbdullateef... I'm sure u r a malayali.. (u guys never miss an opportunity!)

By v.t.abdul latheef• 11 years 3 months ago.
v.t.abdul latheef

FAMIL ACCOMODATION AVIALBLE NEAR UMMERBIN KHATAB MASJID

TWO BED ROOM ,BATHE ROOM KICHEN AND VISITING ROOM

RENT,2600+E/W

MOBAIL# 55398233

By sugarrr• 11 years 5 months ago.
sugarrr

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

By aatasneem• 11 years 5 months ago.
aatasneem

:-)

By anonymous• 11 years 5 months ago.
anonymous

What the hell is this doing here ?

I MEAN THIS FAMILY HOUSE ADD

By gtim• 11 years 5 months ago.
gtim

By v.t.abdul latheef• 11 years 5 months ago.
v.t.abdul latheef

FAMILY ACCOMMODATION AVAILABLE NEAR UMMERBIN KHATAB MASJID,TWO BED ROOM,BATH ROOM KICHEN AND VISITING ROOM

RENT,2600+E/W

MOBILE # 55398233

By anonymous• 11 years 5 months ago.
anonymous

lolzzz

By hms• 11 years 5 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
hms

good good good

By hms• 11 years 5 months ago.
hms

old old old

By eliashamzo• 11 years 5 months ago.
eliashamzo

old but good ..

By lpagaling• 11 years 5 months ago.
lpagaling

rofl...

By gudone• 11 years 5 months ago.
gudone

hmm.... lazy husbands!!

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