Irish Joke (yes, there's still some to tell)

jauntie
By jauntie

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Irish Hunting Party

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They bagged six.

As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said that the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly; "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board - he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

A few moments after, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are ?"

Mick said "I think we' re pretty close to where we crashed last year."

By thexonic• 13 years 11 months ago.
thexonic

hahahaha jauntie, r u sure u weren't on that plane too? cuz I think they crashed in Qatar :P

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By Pajju• 13 years 11 months ago.
Pajju

brite nice

By jauntie• 13 years 11 months ago.
jauntie

nice one!

By britexpat• 13 years 11 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going,

everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other.

The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court".

The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK".

"Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates".

The Judge instantly responded... "God.. that must of hurt!"

Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers."

By Bahraini83• 13 years 11 months ago.
Bahraini83

hehehe thats funny :D

By jauntie• 13 years 11 months ago.
jauntie

I hadn't heard it before ... hee

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