Just for a Laugh - Lie Clock

Imz
By Imz

Laura Bush died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front of God, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks"?
God answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Laura, "Who's clock is that"?
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie", answered God.
"And whose clock is that? That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Laura asked, "Where's my George's clock?
"George's clock is in my office", replied God, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan".

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