A French woman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.
`What is that?` asked the child pointing to the penxs.
`Nothing, nothing at all, cherie,` replied the mother.
`I want one,` said the child.
The mother tried to focus her daughter`s attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted.
`I want one just like that,` she kept repeating.
At last the mother said, `if you are a good girl and stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one.`
`And if I`m bad?` asked the little one.
`Then,` sighed the mother, `you will have many.`