Lone Ranger

dweller
By dweller

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
Says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "

"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
Planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
Quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
Day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo sh*t. It means someone stole the tent."

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By guddu• 13 years 3 months ago.
guddu

We need to have more of these types of comments /posts on QL .

It makes us smile after the day's work.

By Scarlett• 13 years 3 months ago.
Scarlett

man I used to love watching the Lone Ranger and Tonto (which I always thought was funny since Tonto in spanish means Stupid) talk about a BAd name to have!

By jauntie• 13 years 3 months ago.
jauntie

chuckles

By Happy Happy• 13 years 3 months ago.
Happy Happy

so very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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