Male Vs Female at the Drive Thru ATM Machine

_noms_
By _noms_

On noticing traffic at Drive Thru ATM Machines, Banks have come-up with the following report after several months of careful research and study:

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
Easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

*****& how many of you support this??!!***** LOL

By mariam-mar• 12 years 8 months ago.
mariam-mar

Big check!

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it.

There is no use of crying over spelt milk"

By nylha• 12 years 8 months ago.
nylha

true..i hate to hate you,,but i dont,,

lol

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Crap , an old crap ,everything lie.

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

sandeepkadian ... agreed. not to forget the tax/custom they charge for car imports... they r more expensive than qatar... a land cruiser or a wrsngler is gud for the indian roads...

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

220v just don't bring the car to India man when you come here for vacations, there won't be much left of it when our roads are done with it ;)

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

smasher... u don't have to write another comment to justify,, use the edit option instead,,, oh wait let me guess,,, u r after earning more point,,,hmmmm...

awais,,, stop giggling in the corner with ur dumbaxx friend,,,

u guys just reminded me of dumb and dumber,,,,

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

hahahaha yes u r true

By tHe-sMasHer• 12 years 10 months ago.
tHe-sMasHer

@220v,huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaa,oh actually wanted to write RUDE nt dude...um still wrong,yomkin 50000Volts heheheh...n jus stop this luv n HATE story dude, oh maa'lish rude ;)

By _noms_• 12 years 10 months ago.
_noms_

hey...this is another HIJACK!!

~noms~

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

By Ice Maiden• 12 years 10 months ago.
Ice Maiden

thats definitely not me......just because a handful of women do it doesn't mean all of us are like that...

By Mandilulur• 12 years 10 months ago.
Mandilulur

Oh, please, I fly a small airplane. If I were that stupid I would have crashed long ago. And, yes, I'm a woman.

Mandi

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

another hater..... i am not ur dude ... and dont even try to be...

By tHe-sMasHer• 12 years 10 months ago.
tHe-sMasHer

@220v,dude r u really 220V?check it plz as i doubt it should b 10000V..

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

Thats just hater talk.....MD.. :P

EXLegend... yea i've seen 1.. the rear lights... are different...and the rear side....its shaped up like a charger.... i own a 2005 model.... dont wanna poste another pic or else MD & Ukeng.. will come up with another jelous/sarcastic comment....

By mr_qatar• 12 years 10 months ago.
mr_qatar

gud gud guudeeee

"War is not fought to determin who is right, only who is left".

By Dracula• 12 years 10 months ago.
Dracula

"tt37"...enough!

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

and for ur kind information...its pure amerian muscle...... unlike ur boxy russian LADA....

By EXLegend• 12 years 10 months ago.
EXLegend

i joined QL yesterday... and have already witnessed more than a handful fights... here is another one. :DDDD

220V have u seen the 2010 Mustang GT... i seen one in doha already.

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Honestly, I would not bring a good car to Qatar. There are no suitable roads here! Maybe Qatar is broke, or why are the roads so miserable?

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

not really ...its just broke ppl like u cant afford them plus u have to import them since they dont have it at the local dealerships here....

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

So, Dodge sold only 3 of them. Must be something wrong with the car.

By EXLegend• 12 years 10 months ago.
EXLegend

and 220V .. i saw one parked outside the dodge dealership.. though it actually is an older model... i havent seen any newer models of the viper in the showroom.

so where did u get it from>?

By EXLegend• 12 years 10 months ago.
EXLegend

MagicDragon.. hahahahahahahah... u r so funny.. but no really that surely is a viper...

By EXLegend• 12 years 10 months ago.
EXLegend

beauty... i even heard therz only 3 vipers in the whole of doha.. is your one included among it... isnt it the 2008 model.. SRT10?

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Viper? That's probably a stupid Japanese car, right?

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

ukeng... u r close...

MagicDragon... i think u bought urs from toys r us.... atleast come out with a mature guess.....like ukeng...

here is my car in my home garage....the only convertible viper in doha......

u like it...? ;p

feel free to comment abt the car.... its ok...

By GodFather.• 12 years 10 months ago.
GodFather.

220V I thought you said it was a small Car.. it is so big that it can't even fit into the posting Area of this page?..:)

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

It's probably an electric car from Toys'r'Us!

By GodFather.• 12 years 10 months ago.
GodFather.

220V why do you drive a F1 car?

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By 220v• 12 years 10 months ago.
220v

my car is too low to reach any atm........

By heartsbeat• 12 years 10 months ago.
heartsbeat

well u are just want to oppose the ladies drivers

no more comments on this topic.......

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wet Eyes Never Lie

By naniababa• 12 years 10 months ago.
naniababa

Very old post, story and truth

By dima_123• 12 years 10 months ago.
dima_123

check this 1 out dude,this proves it all,hahaha

"ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam... bagsak ang kalalabasan"

By heartsbeat• 12 years 10 months ago.
heartsbeat

see this video for lady car parking.........

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wet Eyes Never Lie

By heartsbeat• 12 years 10 months ago.
heartsbeat

u know driving ??????

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wet Eyes Never Lie

By chinx_lady• 12 years 10 months ago.
chinx_lady

lol...i had done some from these lists..

By GodFather.• 12 years 10 months ago.
GodFather.

Whats up with you guys first Arien with Brain working thing and now noms with his parking ideas leave me lovely ladies alone.

I believe in equality.. :)

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By labda06• 12 years 10 months ago.
labda06

Yup that's definitely me! ;)

--------Do I look like Bambi's sister???-------

By shico2022• 12 years 10 months ago.
shico2022

Nice

By maani• 12 years 10 months ago.
maani

very nice...... hahaa

By elxxxv• 12 years 10 months ago.
elxxxv

slightly exxagerated but probably true!

By draj• 12 years 10 months ago.
draj

LOL but true...

By bilutopia• 12 years 10 months ago.
bilutopia

Loool but not for all... atleast not me

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Donot do Unto others what u don't want them do unto U!!

By dima_123• 12 years 10 months ago.
dima_123

"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived."

By t_coffee_or_me• 12 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

OMG not again

 

 

 

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By heartsbeat• 12 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
heartsbeat

actually we should not post these kind of topics that discourage the opposite genders

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wet Eyes Never Lie

By _noms_• 12 years 10 months ago.
_noms_

heartsbeat: yeah, but not necessarily everyone here have read it before..moreover, this wasn't posted on QL previously.

~noms~

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Gud One Eh!!!

By heartsbeat• 12 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
heartsbeat

its an old post

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wet Eyes Never Lie

By ummjake• 12 years 10 months ago.
ummjake

...but it IS kinda true...LOL!

"Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?" -- Groucho Marx

By anonymous• 12 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Haahaaaahaaahaaa! My wife is making only to item 25....

By Don Robert• 12 years 10 months ago.
Don Robert

lol, this is so true!!!

"Do not do unto others what you don't want others to do unto you(Wag kang gay-an, kung mang gagay-an ka, wag gay-on)"

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