My rolex

nite_rider
By nite_rider

There was a lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.

Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!"

he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked.

"HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said.

The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed Damm "MY ROLEX!"

By gudone• 11 years 10 months ago.
gudone

lol...

By sonaam• 11 years 10 months ago.
sonaam

Hahahahahha Good One.

By bawaqar• 11 years 10 months ago.
bawaqar

good joke

By fhranzis067• 11 years 10 months ago.
fhranzis067

aww.. earning points are gettin' hard nowadays, isn't it? ;)

just kidding... :)

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"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions"...

By Victory_278692• 11 years 10 months ago.
Victory_278692

LOL.....

Who is NOT materialistic?

By anonymous• 11 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

This joke originally was about a Lebanese!

By KHATTAK• 11 years 10 months ago.
KHATTAK

LOLzzz... & 1 more point added to the profile :o)

By gtim• 11 years 10 months ago.
gtim

haha..

By bubblymom• 11 years 10 months ago.
bubblymom

:))

By 220v• 11 years 10 months ago.
220v

:-)

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