Not for the easily offended
Michael J Fox. The only man to look like hes standing still in an earthquake.
Man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian replies "F*** Off! You wont return it"
Disabled toilets. Ironically the only ones big enough to run around in.
Man walks into a library and asks "Do you have that new book on Tourettes Syndrome?", Librarian says"F*** Off! You F***ing worthless piece of s**t". Man replies "Yes. Thats the one"
Yes Xena... i still have my blog but i changed the site name..(maybe thats why noone visits... spose i should have mentioned it)
anyway.... its http://giasi.blogspot.com/
hasnt been updated in a while but im sure some of it will be new to you.
do you still have your blog?
I have been trying to access the link I used to use, but its not working anymore:-(
Your posts used to really lighten up my day... with or without the wisdom inparted;-p
I have changed... a little bit..... i dont get as easily angered by idiots anymore... i think thats age.
you know that they say wisdom comes with age? well in my case, age turned up on its bloody own.
Nevermind. i still have false teeth and incontinence pants to look forward to.
You haven't changed...
as you can see, myself and Pilgram (one of many other nicks for .... I cannot remember all her AKA's) clearly have nothing better to do, since we are still participating members on the board....
Thanks Xena.... yes, ive been away. Cant tell u anything.... else ill have to kill you :-P
hahaha... really funny... specially the frog story...
My word... where have you been .....
Welcome back to QL;-p
kareena not again :p
A man comes back from a long trip to the amazon with a box. When he gets home, he is greeted by his wife who he hands the box to.
The wife opens it to find a large frog inside. She says "What in the devil is this?". The husband replies "That, my dear, is a c**k sucking frog". "What the hell am i supposed to do with that??!!" she demands. To which the husband screams "Teach it how to cook and then pack your bags and f**k off"