Nun of it !

jauntie
By jauntie

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirts. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirts and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq".

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls .... I don't want to go to Iraq either."

By shreeya• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
shreeya

Q: What is the hobby of a Father? (Priest )

Ans: Nun!!

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By jauntie• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
jauntie

cos I'm not sure how many of you actually LOOK in 'funnies'.

However, in future I shall try to post stuff like this in the 'funnies' forum so's to keep this general one free (which I think is what we are supposed to do with jokes!) lol

Have a good week end.

By sentibhim• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
sentibhim

hijack mohan nice one.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By anonymous• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
anonymous

Didnt the guy hear the gong so near his ears...ROFL

....There was a man from Madras

whos balls were made of brass

in stormy weather the balls struck...

n...sparks come out of his asssss...

By copper• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
copper

ROFL....lol.....ROFL

By Colt45• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

By CYman• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
Rating: 4/5
CYman

you seem to be in a great form. Good one! lol

May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends below never fall out!

By KellysHeroes• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
KellysHeroes

Next time I will be careful to select the nun to hide under her skirts :)

By Colt45• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
Colt45

Nice one...

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

By gypsy gal• 15 years 3 weeks ago.
gypsy gal

hahaha..I laughed so much...lol

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