One for the golfers

dweller
By dweller

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

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By shn111• 12 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
shn111

good joke

By spicemom• 12 years 8 months ago.
spicemom

 hehhehehehehehehe very funny this one

 

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By dweller• 12 years 8 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
dweller

She doesn't play golf

By jauntie• 12 years 8 months ago.
jauntie

the wife still speaking to you?

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