TWO HOURS delay

Dracula
By Dracula

Boarding the Train

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying:
" - All of you b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s.who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

- And all of you b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s. who are getting on, get your low-income a.s.s.e.s. in the train, cause we are going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son:
" - We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:
" - All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
- We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She then hears the little boy continue:
" - For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added:
" - For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b.*.*.*.h.in the kitchen."

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By fefee• 13 years 1 month ago.
fefee

lol! hahahahahhahahahahah cant stop laughing, this really funny! thanks drac

By nadt• 13 years 1 month ago.
nadt

nice joke...

By Dracula• 13 years 1 month ago.
Dracula

By Omas ali• 13 years 1 month ago.
Omas ali

HAHAHAHA

By heero_yuy2• 13 years 1 month ago.
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By arraya• 13 years 1 month ago.
arraya

To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!

By qatarisun• 13 years 1 month ago.
qatarisun

funny..:(

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By lovespread• 13 years 1 month ago.
lovespread

"You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more" - Ophrah Winfrey-

By fishermanalex• 13 years 1 month ago.
fishermanalex

LOL

By flanostu• 13 years 1 month ago.
flanostu

hahaha!

By panda• 13 years 1 month ago.
panda

:) good one!

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