Two lines for Men
Everybody on earth dies and goes to
heaven. God comes and says, "I want
the men to make two lines. One line
for the men that dominated their women
on earth and the other line for the men
that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with
With that said and done, the next time
God looked, the women are gone and
there are two lines. The line of the
men that were dominated by their women
was 100 miles long, and in the line of
men that dominated their women, there
was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should
be ashamed of yourselves. I created,
you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates. Look at the
only one of my sons that stood up and
made me proud. Learn from him! Tell
them my son, how did you manage to be
the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my
wife told me to stand here."
no line for women ???
in this story, men are weak.
2 lines ??? go get back to school and learn mathematics
4 guys playing poker one night, when one of them leans back and yells into the kitchen:
Woman! Heat the water up up for me!
No please and no thank you. The rest of the guys all chuckle. Wow you sure are imposing your will on your new wife aren't you? They remark.
You better believe it, he replies smugly. If you think i'm going to wash the dishes in cold water, you got another thing coming!
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
yeah, women_ rocks;hard, pain in the head, unsensitive and in all shapes and sizes!!!!just kidding....
We women rocks! heheheh