You are a Pakka Hyderabadi if...

deepb
By deepb

You are a Pakka Hyderabadi if:

1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while you actually live in the second house beside Zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chai, Chinese delicacies such as Vegetable soft noodles, "Navrattan Kurma", Chicken "Manchewurea" or "American Chompsee."

4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for directions, whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

5. You come across tailors sporting the board:
“Immidiot delivery in two days onli. “

6. If you can speak Hindi, Urdu, English and Hyderabadi, except Telugu, fluently.

7. Your answer is 'not in my pockets' when somebody asks you 'Where is XYZ?'...and you also roll on the floor laughing at your joke.

8. If you ask the waiter to get you some 'Mango pickle' even if you are sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines.

9. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel Custard.

10. If you have at least one cousin, friend or acquaintance within six square feet.

11. If you have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in the US in software.

12. If everytime somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first thing you ask them is 'Dawat kab hain?'

13. You are reading this and secretly admitting that you are, after all, a true blue Hyderabadi.

14. If you refer to an event which happened 5 years ago as "just day before yesterday" (Parsoon ki bath hai )

15. If you tell your friend that you will 'just come back' ( abbhi aaya ) and your friend knows that either you will take a couple of hours or not come back at all.

16. If your friend is exaggerating and fibbing (phekh rah miyan; bolte jah, mei lachche maraun) and you are so used to it that and are not even raising and eye lid.

17. If somebody asks you what work you are doing, you explain him everything between the earth and sky except your work.

18. or tell him that you are leaving for Saudi or mostly Dubai, waiting for the immigration call (kal parsoon mein ane walla hai) for the past 7 years.

19. If you are repugnant and ugly and still feel as the most handsome/beautiful man/women on earth which every girl/boy is waiting for and everyday you look in the mirror and convince yourself the same.

20. If you feel offended by someone looking at you (ghoor raa kyon )

21. If you never admit that you are not capable and always complain of office politics and how unjustly the world is treating you.

22. If 'pinde ku bolo' and 'baigan mein mill gaya' suffices for almost any explanation and 'Nakko', 'Hou' ‘Kaiku’ , ‘hallu’ forms and integral part of your vocabulary.

23. If you do not eat rice at least once a day you will die.

24. If you consider eating Biryani, Nahari, Paye, Khatti Daal, Khichdi, Kat, Chakna made by any other person than a Hyderabadi, as ridiculous.

25. If you find it difficult to get up every morning and curse why the day had to start so early even though its 11 o clock and you always insist on sleeping for '2 more mins'

26. If you think its completely legal and your birth right to flirt with someone’s sister and not have anyone look at yours.

27. If you think everyone respects you and is dying to be in with your company even though they know you are not smart and intelligent.

28. If you dont complain, crib and lament about something during the day, you cannot sleep properly at night.

29. If you pronounce Electricity as 'Electric-city' and Half wit as 'Hallfit' and completely understand when someone says 'light le lo"

30. If you cannot understand how people can live without Chai, Paan and two movies per week.

31. If you are sympathetic and can relate to why people spend 5 years of their life sitting in Irani hotel drinking Ek Chai Ek Empty aur ek pauna.

32. If you have to know whats happening and what’s new in each and every house in your neighbourhood and "Kis ka chakkar kis ke saath chal ra"

33. If you think life will not be the same if you don’t spend half an hour in the shower and half and hour in the bathroom.

34. If you receive the daily Urdu paper, which translates, English movie titles showing in nearby theatres into Urdu. "View to a Kill" ="Nazre Khathal"

35. If you think are more 'maden' (mordern) and abreast with all the latest happenings than any one else.

36. If you never miss a chance to embarass people (yahneeke mazak udhana).

37. If you think you are a born shayer and use some typical filmi batein in stylish urdu and crack some romantic jokes.

38. While someone does this, you say to yourself 'chubbe saale , mooh dekh aine mein, tere ku kaun pat thi, pataaney waala tho main hi hoon'

39. If by chance in the office or work place if a female/male co-worker starts speaking to some male/female person then you try to report this to everybody 'chakkar chalra baap'

40. If you go to the Petrol Bunk and say "Panch Point Single Oil" and hand over 15 bucks.

41. AND you are a Hyderabadi if you are reading this and saying, "Yes, this happens and is true. But of course, does not apply to me!

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By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

# You call 11am in the morning, "subah, subah"

# You label your boss as "DIMAKH KHARAB"

# You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.

# You look at the fixed price stand and still ask "DENE KA BOLO"

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Pinde ki kuch karte re tum logan..ya fir yech kama hai tumlogan ku... khali QL bhi time barbad kaar re.. ghar ka khana mamu k bakriyan charana ............ Pinde ki hyderabadi... idhar merku purey hyderbadi dikhrain...

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

deep.. ya beat me to it!!!

Howdy partner??? ;-)

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Pinde ki kuch karte re tum logan..ya fir yech kama hai tumlogan ku... khali QL pe time barbad kaar re.. ghar ka khana mamu k bakriyan charana ............ Pinde ki hyderabadi... idhar merku purey hyderbadi dikhrain...

By Pajju• 10 years 7 months ago.
Pajju

lol deep

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

hahaha...hey man, u r bk..we all missed u..

By deepb• 10 years 7 months ago.
deepb

Why this pinde hyderabadi is not real hyderabadi?

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

Khaiz miyan, aap hume pagar thodi dete hain... miyan chalo cutting vali chai pilao ;-))

By afrinnabees• 10 years 7 months ago.
afrinnabees

oh..Deep took over Colts plan ne how felt grt reading this......

By Mohammed Wajeed Hussain• 10 years 7 months ago.
Mohammed Wajeed Hussain

Kiya Haowla Banara Miyan.Ek kaan pe bhaire dounga.Biryani,Nihari Kulche kiya tumahare Bawa Khate

Natakaan Bhout hore dekh raha houn.Himaqat ke bataan likha kya miyan.Palachoun ke bare mein likh miyan.

But you are migrated hyderabadi also

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

RIzk kya toh bhi hai yaroo tum... BAN karadere.. kaunse gunhaoon ki sazaa derain... naako boolo yaroo aisa.. pinde ki mery

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Naam se kuch bhi nai hoota... aur khud bolne se bhi farak nahi padta...

Tum pehle Hyderabadi k Spelling Likhna seekhloo fir khud ku Hyderabadi boolo....

Purey hyderbadion ki izzat ki watt lagadeyeh... tum ... gharat ka gada hai

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Idhar Pagar nakko boolo .. tanquaa... tanqaaa.. nai yaroo main kaun tumko tanaqaa dene wala.... ... ek saaf chai cutting marke ;)

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

I dunno who did, but it's just too unfortunate that it got flagged!

By Pajju• 10 years 7 months ago.
Pajju

Guys MIND IT .. english only

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Rizks Nikal bhai... Colt45 ku dabake ara kate... saab ku niche se nikalta uskoo uphar se nikaljara kate... reham kaar uspe.. cheekan maar ra... Interval deke haag.. thooda usko bhi karlene de !!!

By cherukkan• 10 years 7 months ago.
cherukkan

hehehe, deepb is back and ahead of Colt anna.

By afrinnabees• 10 years 7 months ago.
afrinnabees

Rizks set a role model for Hyderabadi's

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

This is going WAYYY above my head now... :-(

By hyderguy• 10 years 7 months ago.
hyderguy

mai to ek pakka hyderabafi hu bhai...tumlogo ka nai maalum

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Khaan hia miyan .. kidhar milti woo.. idhar woo kagaz k gelasoon main pi pi k nafrat hoojari.. merku woo nilufar ki Iqbal ki tastari aur pyali yaad aari yaroo ...

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

How do u guys get the time to write so long thesis on hyderabadi/mumbayites/tamils??? lol

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Colt maathi mile...ruk tera number bhi aaega...

Pehle mereko to hagg ne de barober se....:)

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Khaiz miya, chalo ek rapchik potti se miltao tumhari thakaan door ho jaegi....lol

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

Coz we all have PhD's... now don't ask what PhD... ;-))) LMAO!!!

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

hey, PUNJABI thread got deleted??? why??

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

What is PhD (in my dictionary) ;-)))

By khaiz21• 10 years 7 months ago.
khaiz21

Tum pehle kaiku nia mile.. kya toh bhi hai... cutting ki chai.. rapchik pooti... merku tum doha main hyderabad dekharin ... Allah tumku accha rakhey .....

By nishantvshah• 10 years 7 months ago.
nishantvshah

arre kya re bhai... hyderabad waalon ka kachra kar diya re bawa... aisa nakko karo yaaron.

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

mera nbr kab ayenga??? ;-))

By Pajju• 10 years 7 months ago.
Pajju

bad Mods :)beautynbrain take it easy

By anonymous• 10 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for directions, whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

I totally agree with the above statement.

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

colt, our PUNJABI thread is back..join us here if u wish to..

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1199503

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Khaiz miya, aisa nakko bolo...hum loga kaama bhi karte aur Qling bhi karte....:)

chalo ab cutting vali chai peete kiya ? :)

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Pajju...BAN them ! :)

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

arre bhaadkhao, maathi mile, tere naak me rassi, Haula ho gaya hai kia be ? :)

By Colt45• 10 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

coz you got pissed off there and then there was a fight about to be started... :-(

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

khaiz miya...duaaoo me shamil rakho hum ko....:)

By deepb• 10 years 7 months ago.
deepb

I just based all the points off Rizks.

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

colt, buddy i know what PhD is..

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

MODS do the Magic to this thread as well like u did to tat Punjabi thread....:)

By Rizks• 10 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

deepb coz i dont know.....:)

By myviews08• 10 years 7 months ago.
myviews08

You all guyz,being hyderabadis are spoiling the simple/sweet/naturalness of hyderabad...Shame on you guyz to show your disguise colours to the whole world.

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

rizk bhai, i need u in PUNJABI thread for ur translation skill..lolzzz..join me there...

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1199222#comment-1507284

By deepb• 10 years 7 months ago.
deepb

I felt bad our great rizks was being ignored.

By soniya• 10 years 7 months ago.
soniya

Nope colt..i didn't FLAG that PUNJABI thread as OFFENSIVE...trust me..i was ok with it but few of the points were applicable to other community as well..right?so i was just clearing that..

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