You must be a Punjabi if....

deepb
By deepb

Reposting the Punjabi one. Credits to CinnamonZ.

You know you’re Punjabi When...

You bargain and get in fights to get the cheapest things.
You tend to take off your shoes everywhere you go.
You call and meet up with boys or girls behind your parents back.
You hide everything from your parents.
Your phone is always on silent.
Your dad, uncle, grandpa are hardcore alcohol drinkers.
Your whole family usually eats alot of meat.
For the girls, your parents make you wear a suit everywhere you go.
For the girls... you have to stick with your mother everywhere you go, even Gurduwara.
Your parents don’t really know you talk online, such as facebook, myspace, AIM etc.
You overdress everywhere you go.
Your familes get in fights and don’t talk for 8 years.
Everyone is related to you somehow.
If you’re a girl, you do all the household chores.
If you’re a boy, your mother does everything for you.
When you have a party, instead of cooking for 100 people the food is so much it can go for like 500 people.
You fight the airlines to allow your 90lbs luggage even though its over 40lbs.
Your parents always compare you to other "good" kids.
You have to become a doctor when you get older.
Your husband hates his inlaws.
You’re willing to do bhangra anywhere you go except Gurduwara.
You see aunties in the park with their suits, sneakers and red lipstick GOSSIPING.
You pick fights with people very easily.
Gossip spreads amongst us very fast.
You cry over any little thing, to get your way out.
Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
You teach everyone swearwords in your language.
You secure your baggage with a rope.
Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are Indian or not
The second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about them.
You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You never learn how to stand in a queue.
You can only travel if there are 5 people at least to
see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

P.S- It's the funnies not supposed to be 100% accurate so take a chill pill and don't start another fight here please. Thank you.

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By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

oyye safed makkhan de nal!

i just had lunch..happy lunching!

By deepb• 10 years 6 months ago.
deepb

aloo da paratha mmmmm time for lunch.

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

hey deep, teri toh nikal padi. (eng.translation : u have got a gud luck today)

Both of ur threads on GUJJU and PUNJU are ROCKING today...oyyee BALLE BALLEE

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

aloo da paratha and not malabari parotha??? lol!!!

By CinnamonZ• 10 years 6 months ago.
CinnamonZ

it means that Punjabis have a pride that makes them different from others...well..thats the literal translation..hehe

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

ha ha haha ha ha ha

Oyye koi nahi yara...ghar aaja mitthi lassi de naal Paratha kha li!

Handle thm well

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

don't worry putar, I will handle those tamilians, one by one :-)))

tu metha lassi manga le... bas!!! ;-))

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

what does that mean?

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

colt knows how to handle...

By jyotikasah• 10 years 6 months ago.
jyotikasah

well said wings of fire

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

Colt , paaji chill in that Gujju thread...lot of heat haan..Ignore is the word!

By CinnamonZ• 10 years 6 months ago.
CinnamonZ

punjabiyan di shaan vakhri :D

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

soniya;-oyye puttar davai hai....aur kutch nahi(Whiskey)

This happened with me and now happening with my small cousins as well...

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

now bolo ta ra ra ra!!! :-))

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

So true wings of fire..

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Wings Of Fire

waise does ny one know, why we say sardarji ke 12 baj gaye..

Olden times , Surds were the warriors, and they use to attack at 12 ' Nite when every one was asleep.This is where this funda of 12bajje came.

they are the Saviour and warriors..with a big heart and big stomach to digest all the daru.

Mostly Punjabis in india have their own bar at home with 8-10 bottles of Daru.best part if some guest comes in ....oyyye daru di bottle khol oyye(open the bottle)

Also ,

best are punjabi shaadi's where u have Daru trolly *(movable bar)....moving along with Barat!

he he he ..we punjabis can be so funny sometimes...for them life is a celebration which is not complete without food, daru and dance!!

balle balle

By Abdulrehman mohummed• 10 years 6 months ago.
Abdulrehman mohummed

Y?

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
soniya

abdul, u've missed many...go thru the other threads..there r threads on GUJJUS, TAMIL(which got deleted), HYDERABDI, MALBARI and few more..

By Abdulrehman mohummed• 10 years 6 months ago.
Abdulrehman mohummed

Pakistan Zindabad, Qatar Zindabad, Punjabi Zindabad =)

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

LOL colt..ok...it should be "I"..but still i would say i didn't offended anything..i was just making out some points clear..but i m chilled now..

By Abdulrehman mohummed• 10 years 6 months ago.
Abdulrehman mohummed

YAR AJJ SAB PUNJABIO K PEECHAY Q PAeY HOWE Hai??

Eng :- Why today every 1 is talking about punjabizz??

I think Today is day of punjabi =))

LOL

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

they were really funny the last couple days, we had the Indian, Filipino, Pakistani, Malabari, Mumbaikar and even 2 threads on me, that were hilarious...

Today's a different day i guess and so are the Tamilians ;-)

By Dr.Mana• 10 years 6 months ago.
Dr.Mana

Pajju, I did request 2 days back, no response yet. Let me check again

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

don't say "we"... say "I" :-P

By Pajju• 10 years 6 months ago.
Pajju

Dr.mana u can request for ur old id .. drmana :P

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

dr.mana, get ready now...colt and deep are preparing their thesis...lolzz

By Dr.Mana• 10 years 6 months ago.
Dr.Mana

Couldn't resist when mj informed me that funny streak in QL is back but doesn't look like its true with few of the threads here.

Thanks everyone, missed QL a lot :-)

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

cinnamon, welcome bk..we won't hurt u again..ok..join us now...

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

thanks, Im kinda busy with work... ok shabjee??? :-P

By deepb• 10 years 6 months ago.
deepb

I am working on nepali thread as we speak :P

By Pajju• 10 years 6 months ago.
Pajju

Dr Munna ? :)

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

hey doctor, u shld thank us..see people are excited to get u bk here..

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

yv2r, i m 80% punju (though i was 100% before marriage, hehehe) and 20% gujju...so both threads r mine..hahhahaa

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

Now i like you :-)... i love good wine ;-)

By yv2r• 10 years 6 months ago.
yv2r

Your day,I mean punj's...hahaha started

By Arien• 10 years 6 months ago.
Arien

hey Dr mana ,good to have you back.

By mjamille28• 10 years 6 months ago.
mjamille28

lol Dr. Mana, guilty as charged... :P

Welcome back by the way.. ;)

By Dr.Mana• 10 years 6 months ago.
Dr.Mana

Thank you rizks, I am an old wine in new bottle :-)

By jyotikasah• 10 years 6 months ago.
jyotikasah

Hi Soniya,,i knew u will like it,,,punjabis jokes samjhne ke lene or jada enjoy karne ke liye punjabi hona bhi bahot jaruri he ,,,he na

By Rizks• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rizks

drmana zi welcome back in ur New Dress....:)

By yv2r• 10 years 6 months ago.
yv2r

Hope this thread sportive than the just deleted Tamil thread

By yv2r• 10 years 6 months ago.
yv2r

Hope this thread sportive than the just deleted Tamil thread

By CinnamonZ• 10 years 6 months ago.
CinnamonZ

hmm..well good to know that the thread is back and people are taking it sportingly for a change... :)

By Dr.Mana• 10 years 6 months ago.
Dr.Mana

deepb, seriously I was but blame mj and soniya. They are the culprits :-(

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

lol jyoti..it was funny..

By _noms_• 10 years 6 months ago.
_noms_

OMG!!!!

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

lol deep....

By deepb• 10 years 6 months ago.
deepb

I thought drmana was in QL addiciton rehab? How she escaped? This calls for a you must be a nepali thread. Colt get to work.

By jyotikasah• 10 years 6 months ago.
jyotikasah

all punjabies are not non-vegetarians as i m pure vegetarian but pure punjabi...i m proud to be a punjabi...

Santa ne apne ghar me siddu paa ji ki photo lagayi thi kisi ne pucha ki siddu ki phot kyu lagaye he, to santa kehta he ,,me lughing budha lene gaya tha dukandaar ne kaha ye le ja latest he

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

yv2r, all r welcome here...

By Dr.Mana• 10 years 6 months ago.
Dr.Mana

Colt, I know that....thats why no one missed me :-(

By deepb• 10 years 6 months ago.
deepb

lol, not big but "vadi vadi" heart :)

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

Dr.mana, its a PUNJABI thread..we have big hearts to take everything sportingly...

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

no PM as yet... :-?

drmana - i never miss dr's ;-))

By yv2r• 10 years 6 months ago.
yv2r

But I am an Indian,can I take part

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

Hey dtr, WELCOME BK..

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

colt, check ur PM..well its not by me..but by ur one special friend..

By Dr.Mana• 10 years 6 months ago.
Dr.Mana

Nothing has changed....people still fighting and offending each other, and the worst...no one ever missed me . I am so sad :-(((

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

deep, we are fine here..don't u think so?? PUNJUs and GUJJUs have big heart..

By Colt45• 10 years 6 months ago.
Colt45

you're a *&^&%#%&*&^, those tamilian tigers are pussies i think... crying to the MOD to delete their thread!

By Mepatriot• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Mepatriot

The best sardar jokes I ever heard were from a Sardar friend. By and large, sardars at least are good humoured ppl.

By nishantvshah• 10 years 6 months ago.
nishantvshah

ha ha ha. sahi hain... she is trapped in the wrong body

By deepb• 10 years 6 months ago.
deepb

Some of those nasty comments on the tamil thread show that people need to get a sense of humor.

Too bad sense of humor is not on sale in Lulu or Carrefour...

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

pajju bro, don't worry...we are enjoying it here..and no fightings...

By Rizks• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rizks

lol Pajju, now dont flag this thread as u did to tat Tamilian thread.....:)

By Pajju• 10 years 6 months ago.
Pajju

hope this thread s clean :)

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

ARCHANA PURAN SINGH is trapped in a wrong body..he hehehe

By nishantvshah• 10 years 6 months ago.
nishantvshah

ha ha.. yes wings Archana penji and siddhu paai were the ones i was thinkin about when i wrote that comment :P

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

:-) Siddhu paaji!

By nishantvshah• 10 years 6 months ago.
nishantvshah

You are a sure punju if you laugh at the same joke twice.

chak de phatte gaadh de gilli.

bolo ta ra ra ra.

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
soniya

Yes, PUNJABIs love eating food..They are the best cook as well..

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

oyye hoye nahi yaar

It comes from Chicken-Whiskey-lassi-Parothe and ghee.

They like eating alot!

shud say love eating!

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

wings, chicken is in our BLOOD..he hehehee

By Wings Of Fire• 10 years 6 months ago.
Wings Of Fire

ha haha ha

nice one

what about nonveg things man!

yes they are great alcohol drinkers but with "Botti Shotti"-chicken tikka and roasted chicken!!!!

Great one...Chak de phatte bhra!

By jyotikasah• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
jyotikasah

its amazing,,,some point are really suits to Punjabis, as i m ppunjabi as well..pure punjabi,,i like this point ,,,,You’re willing to do bhangra anywhere you go except Gurduwara.

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
soniya

cinnamon, u too can join us here..i was not the culprit for the deletion of ur thread..I SWEAR..TRUST ME..

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

cheru, even i m bk..lol...

and i've requested MODs not to delete this time..we will play safely and no fights..

Infact i didn't fight when it was posted few hours back..i just cleared out some points..neways, i m happy the thread is back..

By cherukkan• 10 years 6 months ago.
cherukkan

Soniya, The Punj thread is back.

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

"Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)"

lol...how true?? how do u know this deep?????

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
soniya

MODs, i am a PUNJABI myself...It's just a HUMOUR and we will surely take chill pill this time...please don't delete this..please...

By soniya• 10 years 6 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
soniya

Ohh thnx deepb...

MODs, don't worry...we will not fight here....we will take it easy and will play safely....

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