You must be a Punjabi if....
Reposting the Punjabi one. Credits to CinnamonZ.
You know you’re Punjabi When...
You bargain and get in fights to get the cheapest things.
You tend to take off your shoes everywhere you go.
You call and meet up with boys or girls behind your parents back.
You hide everything from your parents.
Your phone is always on silent.
Your dad, uncle, grandpa are hardcore alcohol drinkers.
Your whole family usually eats alot of meat.
For the girls, your parents make you wear a suit everywhere you go.
For the girls... you have to stick with your mother everywhere you go, even Gurduwara.
Your parents don’t really know you talk online, such as facebook, myspace, AIM etc.
You overdress everywhere you go.
Your familes get in fights and don’t talk for 8 years.
Everyone is related to you somehow.
If you’re a girl, you do all the household chores.
If you’re a boy, your mother does everything for you.
When you have a party, instead of cooking for 100 people the food is so much it can go for like 500 people.
You fight the airlines to allow your 90lbs luggage even though its over 40lbs.
Your parents always compare you to other "good" kids.
You have to become a doctor when you get older.
Your husband hates his inlaws.
You’re willing to do bhangra anywhere you go except Gurduwara.
You see aunties in the park with their suits, sneakers and red lipstick GOSSIPING.
You pick fights with people very easily.
Gossip spreads amongst us very fast.
You cry over any little thing, to get your way out.
Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
You teach everyone swearwords in your language.
You secure your baggage with a rope.
Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are Indian or not
The second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about them.
You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You never learn how to stand in a queue.
You can only travel if there are 5 people at least to
see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
P.S- It's the funnies not supposed to be 100% accurate so take a chill pill and don't start another fight here please. Thank you.
oyye safed makkhan de nal!
i just had lunch..happy lunching!
aloo da paratha mmmmm time for lunch.
hey deep, teri toh nikal padi. (eng.translation : u have got a gud luck today)
Both of ur threads on GUJJU and PUNJU are ROCKING today...oyyee BALLE BALLEE
aloo da paratha and not malabari parotha??? lol!!!
it means that Punjabis have a pride that makes them different from others...well..thats the literal translation..hehe
ha ha haha ha ha ha
Oyye koi nahi yara...ghar aaja mitthi lassi de naal Paratha kha li!
Handle thm well
don't worry putar, I will handle those tamilians, one by one :-)))
tu metha lassi manga le... bas!!! ;-))
what does that mean?
colt knows how to handle...
well said wings of fire
Colt , paaji chill in that Gujju thread...lot of heat haan..Ignore is the word!
punjabiyan di shaan vakhri :D
soniya;-oyye puttar davai hai....aur kutch nahi(Whiskey)
This happened with me and now happening with my small cousins as well...
now bolo ta ra ra ra!!! :-))
So true wings of fire..
waise does ny one know, why we say sardarji ke 12 baj gaye..
Olden times , Surds were the warriors, and they use to attack at 12 ' Nite when every one was asleep.This is where this funda of 12bajje came.
they are the Saviour and warriors..with a big heart and big stomach to digest all the daru.
Mostly Punjabis in india have their own bar at home with 8-10 bottles of Daru.best part if some guest comes in ....oyyye daru di bottle khol oyye(open the bottle)
best are punjabi shaadi's where u have Daru trolly *(movable bar)....moving along with Barat!
he he he ..we punjabis can be so funny sometimes...for them life is a celebration which is not complete without food, daru and dance!!
abdul, u've missed many...go thru the other threads..there r threads on GUJJUS, TAMIL(which got deleted), HYDERABDI, MALBARI and few more..
Pakistan Zindabad, Qatar Zindabad, Punjabi Zindabad =)
LOL colt..ok...it should be "I"..but still i would say i didn't offended anything..i was just making out some points clear..but i m chilled now..
YAR AJJ SAB PUNJABIO K PEECHAY Q PAeY HOWE Hai??
Eng :- Why today every 1 is talking about punjabizz??
I think Today is day of punjabi =))
they were really funny the last couple days, we had the Indian, Filipino, Pakistani, Malabari, Mumbaikar and even 2 threads on me, that were hilarious...
Today's a different day i guess and so are the Tamilians ;-)
Pajju, I did request 2 days back, no response yet. Let me check again
don't say "we"... say "I" :-P
Dr.mana u can request for ur old id .. drmana :P
dr.mana, get ready now...colt and deep are preparing their thesis...lolzz
Couldn't resist when mj informed me that funny streak in QL is back but doesn't look like its true with few of the threads here.
Thanks everyone, missed QL a lot :-)
cinnamon, welcome bk..we won't hurt u again..ok..join us now...
thanks, Im kinda busy with work... ok shabjee??? :-P
I am working on nepali thread as we speak :P
Dr Munna ? :)
hey doctor, u shld thank us..see people are excited to get u bk here..
yv2r, i m 80% punju (though i was 100% before marriage, hehehe) and 20% gujju...so both threads r mine..hahhahaa
Now i like you :-)... i love good wine ;-)
Your day,I mean punj's...hahaha started
hey Dr mana ,good to have you back.
lol Dr. Mana, guilty as charged... :P
Welcome back by the way.. ;)
Thank you rizks, I am an old wine in new bottle :-)
Hi Soniya,,i knew u will like it,,,punjabis jokes samjhne ke lene or jada enjoy karne ke liye punjabi hona bhi bahot jaruri he ,,,he na
drmana zi welcome back in ur New Dress....:)
Hope this thread sportive than the just deleted Tamil thread
Hope this thread sportive than the just deleted Tamil thread
hmm..well good to know that the thread is back and people are taking it sportingly for a change... :)
deepb, seriously I was but blame mj and soniya. They are the culprits :-(
lol jyoti..it was funny..
I thought drmana was in QL addiciton rehab? How she escaped? This calls for a you must be a nepali thread. Colt get to work.
all punjabies are not non-vegetarians as i m pure vegetarian but pure punjabi...i m proud to be a punjabi...
Santa ne apne ghar me siddu paa ji ki photo lagayi thi kisi ne pucha ki siddu ki phot kyu lagaye he, to santa kehta he ,,me lughing budha lene gaya tha dukandaar ne kaha ye le ja latest he
yv2r, all r welcome here...
Colt, I know that....thats why no one missed me :-(
lol, not big but "vadi vadi" heart :)
Dr.mana, its a PUNJABI thread..we have big hearts to take everything sportingly...
no PM as yet... :-?
drmana - i never miss dr's ;-))
But I am an Indian,can I take part
Hey dtr, WELCOME BK..
colt, check ur PM..well its not by me..but by ur one special friend..
Nothing has changed....people still fighting and offending each other, and the worst...no one ever missed me . I am so sad :-(((
deep, we are fine here..don't u think so?? PUNJUs and GUJJUs have big heart..
you're a *&^&%#%&*&^, those tamilian tigers are pussies i think... crying to the MOD to delete their thread!
The best sardar jokes I ever heard were from a Sardar friend. By and large, sardars at least are good humoured ppl.
ha ha ha. sahi hain... she is trapped in the wrong body
Some of those nasty comments on the tamil thread show that people need to get a sense of humor.
Too bad sense of humor is not on sale in Lulu or Carrefour...
pajju bro, don't worry...we are enjoying it here..and no fightings...
lol Pajju, now dont flag this thread as u did to tat Tamilian thread.....:)
hope this thread s clean :)
ARCHANA PURAN SINGH is trapped in a wrong body..he hehehe
ha ha.. yes wings Archana penji and siddhu paai were the ones i was thinkin about when i wrote that comment :P
:-) Siddhu paaji!
You are a sure punju if you laugh at the same joke twice.
chak de phatte gaadh de gilli.
bolo ta ra ra ra.
Yes, PUNJABIs love eating food..They are the best cook as well..
oyye hoye nahi yaar
It comes from Chicken-Whiskey-lassi-Parothe and ghee.
They like eating alot!
shud say love eating!
wings, chicken is in our BLOOD..he hehehee
ha haha ha
what about nonveg things man!
yes they are great alcohol drinkers but with "Botti Shotti"-chicken tikka and roasted chicken!!!!
Great one...Chak de phatte bhra!
its amazing,,,some point are really suits to Punjabis, as i m ppunjabi as well..pure punjabi,,i like this point ,,,,You’re willing to do bhangra anywhere you go except Gurduwara.
cinnamon, u too can join us here..i was not the culprit for the deletion of ur thread..I SWEAR..TRUST ME..
cheru, even i m bk..lol...
and i've requested MODs not to delete this time..we will play safely and no fights..
Infact i didn't fight when it was posted few hours back..i just cleared out some points..neways, i m happy the thread is back..
Soniya, The Punj thread is back.
"Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)"
lol...how true?? how do u know this deep?????
MODs, i am a PUNJABI myself...It's just a HUMOUR and we will surely take chill pill this time...please don't delete this..please...
Ohh thnx deepb...
MODs, don't worry...we will not fight here....we will take it easy and will play safely....