Bohemian Rhapsody

dweller
By dweller

I cannot take credit for this and have no idea who wrote it but I think it's worth sharing.
Sing to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Is this the check point?
Is this just Wadi B?
Caught in a sand slide,
No escape from the GCC.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...

It's Emirates Airlines, they need some sympathy, Because the pilots come, pilots go, little high, little low,
Any way the sand blows doesn't really matter to me, UAE.

Neighbour..., just killed a lamb, Put him underneath his coat, pulled a knife across his throat,
B*gger, lunch had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
B*gger, oo,oooh, didn't mean to work so late,

And I'll be here again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if appointments really matter.

Tuesday, my visa run,
Got a taxi just in time, now I'm standing in the line.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and get the stamp.
B*gger, oo,ooh, I don't want to queue, I sometimes wish I'd never come here at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
P.R.O., P.R.O., will you do this stuff for me?
Medical and eye test, then I've got the blood test, me. Cappuccino.
(Cappuccino). Cappuccino. (Cappuccino), Cappuccino Pajero
Discoveryeeeeee.

I'm just a sponsor and nobody loves me.
He's just a sponsor from a poor family, He's got two Mercs, and a white GMC

Visa come, Visa go, will you let me go.
Inshallah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) No, no, no, no, no,
no, no.

Alhumdalillah, Bismillah, Humdallillah, let me go.
The Eat and Drink has a chicken put aside for me, for me, for me...........
So you think Mirdif's villas are well worth a try?
So you think Spinney's prices are really quite high?

Oh, Janey, can't do this to me
Janey, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters, in the UAE,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters, to me.

Any way the sand blows.......

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By gypsy_coy• 10 years 10 months ago.
gypsy_coy

kewl :-)

By virgo825• 10 years 10 months ago.
virgo825

Thanks for making a sleepy afternoon come to life!!!

By jonald• 10 years 10 months ago.
jonald

this is genius!

Dagway ai!

By elxxxv• 10 years 10 months ago.
elxxxv

saw something similar on AlJazeera (Listening Post) about Muppets rendering their version of this classic on YouTube.

By nadt• 10 years 10 months ago.
nadt

oh bloody brilliant. Thanks Dweller, i think i will forward this to my friends and family when they ask me "what is it like living in Qatar.

By macker• 10 years 10 months ago.
macker

... I have enjoyed a good sing song and now I'm off to bed!

'What's for you won't go by you'

By anonymous_guy• 10 years 10 months ago.
anonymous_guy

gud one

By edifis• 10 years 10 months ago.
edifis

Bismillah!

By heero_yuy2• 10 years 10 months ago.
heero_yuy2

Excellent!

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By nomad_08• 10 years 10 months ago.
nomad_08

very nice!

By Spruce• 10 years 10 months ago.
Spruce

two thumbs up!!!

By Ms.Chief_vous• 10 years 10 months ago.
Ms.Chief_vous

thanks for the technique dweller, i will sing my heart out on this at the office bukra ^_^

Visa come, Visa go, will you let me go.

Inshallah! No, we will not let you go.

(Let her go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.

(Let her go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go.

(Let me go. Min fedlak) Will not let you go.

(Let me go. Min fedlak) No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Lols....

By anonymous• 10 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

Brilliant..

By anonymous• 10 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

-come what may and lovin it!-

By gurl_under• 10 years 10 months ago.
gurl_under

let me go.... let me go...... bravo!!!!

You won't fully enjoy a swing unless you raise your feet from the ground......

By Yaksbunt• 10 years 10 months ago.
Yaksbunt

Thanks for taking the time......lol

By rehanbutt• 10 years 10 months ago.
rehanbutt

lol

By snessy• 10 years 10 months ago.
snessy

Pure class, I love it :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

By anonymous• 10 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

wondeful

By britexpat• 10 years 10 months ago.
britexpat

Excellent. Tried to sing to the tune.. Loved it...

Thanks

By LAMBORJEEPNEY• 10 years 10 months ago.
LAMBORJEEPNEY

"katas ng qatar"

By mjamille28• 10 years 10 months ago.
mjamille28

i imagine Freddie Mercury singing this (words and all)... :P

By phoenix2009• 10 years 10 months ago.
phoenix2009

lol

chapeau bas to the writer:D

Yalla!

By baldrick2dogs• 10 years 10 months ago.
baldrick2dogs

Cracker! :o)

By mjamille28• 10 years 10 months ago.
mjamille28

LOL that was a good one... thanks for sharing...

:P

By BeeP• 10 years 10 months ago.
BeeP

standing ovation!

Aim for the stars..

Reach the roof

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