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By Angelo

A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P.....

E.....

N.....

I.....

S.....

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH

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By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

Jass share a donkey then it will be the donkey sharing the stories not Jass :D

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By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

I will take poor donkey and free him

And I don't share :P

tra la la

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

The funds to feed the Donkey, comes out of Qatar Charity Organization and not Osamas!

LOL

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Don't you want to share a Donkey for the day?

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

hope you aren't charging poor donkey for the food and home.

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

Its Red Pope donkey he still has the contract. and i dont want him am just giving him a lil place and food till Red Pope ask him back. or am going to kick him out and send it to ur home. then enjoy :D

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By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

You are not holding my Confession hostage today!

You are and still LEVEL 1 waiting list of my Purgatory.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

and what do you feed your donkey?? :P

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

Donkey time is only the meal time when i have to feed him.

Ostrich time when damn you am not into that yet Jauntie was the one with the monkey up hiddin still cant figure why was the monkey screamin.

King hmm just when i see a female going towards his home

Confession am ready call me any time will just come running.

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By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Donkeys have no hair except the tail and head.

Maybe the BOLAS ?

We should ask DARUE?

HE IS THE MASTER JOCKEY FOR DONKEY RIDERS!

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

yea just hairs coz she was telling me how the DONKEY TORTURED REDPOPE AND THE MAID :D

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By owen• 11 years 7 months ago.
owen

LOL..very early huh....:D

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By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

Darude, How do you even find any time for QL between Confession booth, watching King, Ostrich, and Donkey??

tra la la

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

That poor maid has a stable income from her services every friday.

I smile and she gets paid well.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

Stop gettin nasty early in the morning :D

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By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

You guys have to remember there is the Ostrich race!

Hey about some Coffee at Lulus Green Beans.

I'm up for a Costa Rica Terrazo.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By Colt45• 11 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

Only your hair?

By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

I would like to talk to this poor maid. And what she told you got you aroused?? :P Hmm, interesting turn. What was it that did it? the donkey? Or the Pope??

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

dont forget the confession booth. his maid came to confess and i was the one sittin inside listening to her she really was tellin me such things about Red Pope and donkey that my hairs aroused :D

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By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

Darude is The bona fide D--o--n--k--e==y Rider and many other beast ..

LOL

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

so it means she loves the stallion hmmm means she likes 15incher :D

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By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

How do you know so much about Pope's and Donkey's stick?? You seem like an A+ expert.

tra la la

By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

My maid walk away like a Urban Cowboy.

She rode the Armageddon Stallion of pleasure.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By Colt45• 11 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

is that why you sent that donkey over to DaRude?

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

was scared the donkey might seduce his maid so he kicked him out of his home.and damn look at Red Pope what he did he super glued it tight not to get the lenght. trying to prove to his maid that i have the bigger one LOL

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By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

i was so hungry that day and drunk that I got up dizzier and zombie.

I got up to cook some Oscar Meyer hot dogs.

Instead I cook his stick by accident.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

That poor donkey :(

tra la la

By nayeem_pasha• 11 years 7 months ago.
nayeem_pasha

good one

By DaRuDe• 11 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

why you forgettin when u saw ur donkey's 10 inch long stick for the first time you felt down ur bed and couldnot sleep whole night. and in the morning you chopped that stick of the donkey :D

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By anonymous• 11 years 7 months ago.
anonymous

That is funny..

LOL

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

By Colt45• 11 years 7 months ago.
Colt45

Remembered anything??? lol!!!

By jassKat• 11 years 7 months ago.
jassKat

LOL, I almost fell out of my chair reading this!

tra la la

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