He couldn't resist
Normally i don't cut and paste, but this one, i couldn't resist:
"Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal
bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!'
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that,in his private bathroom, the President had a gold
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill: 'I found out who p*ssed in your saxophone.'"