How can we recognize the gender of Flies ?

sentibhim
By sentibhim

LOL

By ngourlay• 13 years 2 months ago.
ngourlay

Ask someone who studies flies and they will probably reply: "very easily". The only reason it's difficult is because it's uncommon.

By Acesup1234• 13 years 2 months ago.
Acesup1234

The actual answer to this question is- Nobody gives a sh*t! :)

Never forget the things that really do matter...

By om Maui• 13 years 2 months ago.
om Maui

... evidence that a braindead and breathing can still move his fingers and start a thread in QL....

By Rizks• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
Rizks

Gender of Flies ...hmmmm

put a Condom on the table and see which fly comes first n sits on it - is the male fly.....:)

By gladiatorxx5• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
gladiatorxx5

its actually very easy...to recognise a male fly,bring a female fly near it and observe the frustruations...but its hard to recognise a female first....am sorry my dear.

By britexpat• 13 years 2 months ago.
britexpat

There's an old joke that teh male flies will be by the beer cans and the female ones will be on the phone.

Lame, but worth trying. Should help you pass a few hours.

By grandkruizer• 13 years 2 months ago.
grandkruizer

Show the fly porn and observe...

By kinimoto• 13 years 2 months ago.
kinimoto

how about the taste?lol

By anonymous• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Put a phone with a fancy handbag next to it (louis vitton or similar) at one end of the room and a tv showing football with four beers. The female flies will land on the phone and the male flies on the beer pointing towards the tv....

By thebestlotus• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
thebestlotus

just look at one...if it comes near u again and again then its female...otherwise male.

or put one lipstick around...which one will come first would be female hehe..

By edifis• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
edifis

Woman on top!

By zayd• 13 years 2 months ago.
zayd

the one with the penis is the male

By heero_yuy2• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By anonymous• 13 years 2 months ago.
anonymous

will be sat on the couch next to the remote control. The female fly will be in the kitchen near the sink lol

My thoughts are my own, but I doubt my Mum would agree with some of them.

By sentibhim• 13 years 2 months ago.
sentibhim

Yesterday i saw one fly in office,today they became pair

I want to know which one is bride and which one is groom ? LOL

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By anonymous• 13 years 2 months ago.
anonymous

I guess you can't breed them unless you're sure you have one of each gender!

By macgyver426• 13 years 2 months ago.
macgyver426

are you serious?

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy....Martin Luther King

By baldrick2dogs• 13 years 2 months ago.
baldrick2dogs

No, just What The F are you taking about?

By sentibhim• 13 years 2 months ago.
sentibhim

WTF = World Tallest Files ?????

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By baldrick2dogs• 13 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
baldrick2dogs

WTF?

Log in or register to post comments

More from Qatar Living

9 Things to do on your summer weekend in Qatar

9 Things to do on your summer weekend in Qatar

Explore a host of exciting activities you can indulge in with your loved ones during your summer weekends in Qatar.
Public Swimming Pools in Qatar to Cool Off in the Summers

Public Swimming Pools in Qatar to Cool Off in the Summers

Make a splash in these non-hotel pools in Qatar and don’t let the summer heat hinder the fun
5 things to do at Qatar National Library

5 things to do at Qatar National Library

While there are many activities you can indulge in, we’ve compiled a list of five things that you are sure to enjoy at the Library.
The Summer Trade Fair at Katara Cultural Village to start on May 19th

The Summer Trade Fair at Katara Cultural Village to start on May 19th

The Summer Trade Fair at Katara Cultural Village will open on May 19 featuring 220 local and international enterprises.
With ease on mask regulations, Vaccination proof is not required in malls

With ease on mask regulations, Vaccination proof is not required in malls

Covid-19 limitations are being eased with joint efforts of Qatar government institutions and co-operation of residents, according to the Ministry of Public Health.
Shop for Curly Hair Care Products in Qatar from these stores

Shop for Curly Hair Care Products in Qatar from these stores

Curl creams, shampoos, and chemical-free hair products for curly hair, find all in Qatar from these stores
NMoQ becomes first museum in the Middle East to be awarded Green Key Certification for Sustainability

NMoQ becomes first museum in the Middle East to be awarded Green Key Certification for Sustainability

Through artifacts, oral histories, music, films, and artworks, the Museum, which opened in March 2019, offers expre

“SenorRitas Tex Mex” restaurant officially opened at Cielo Hotel

“SenorRitas Tex Mex” restaurant officially opened at Cielo Hotel

The ultimate destination of Latin heritage and Mexican culinary, SenorRitas Tex-Mex, the largest specialty Mexican restaurant in Qatar, located in the Lusail area at the Cielo Hotel, has officially opened.