A Husband's Feeling...

harsha
By harsha

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!

Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

By King Edshel• 14 years 2 months ago.
King Edshel

don't think that he will like the idea of a couple of eggs sticking into his face :)

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

By blueRoSe• 14 years 2 months ago.
blueRoSe

oh my God! I though he was serious and furious! lol

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 God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.&q

By Dracula• 14 years 2 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

The Guys' Rules

finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By harsha• 14 years 2 months ago.
harsha

umhamza.. lol.. we dont want u ladies to be guilty.. just want u guys realise its irritatin at times.. lol..

By anonymous• 14 years 2 months ago.
anonymous

i find my self in !!! I am always "pressing break " and using "look out" till he is driving

but it is out of my control ! you "Man" always trying to make us "woman" less then and guilty

UF UF UF

By abu.adil• 14 years 2 months ago.
abu.adil

Can't stop laughing.

By allam• 14 years 2 months ago.
allam

hahaha

forward to my husband.

By Shuaibkazi• 14 years 2 months ago.
Shuaibkazi

she never does that to me

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