Job Available - Girlfriend
Prestigious job available for female 17-21, 5â€? 2 â€“ 5â€? 6, 100 to 110 pounds, toned but not muscular, 32B â€“ 34D (the lower sizes applying only to the smaller sized women), blonde hair preferably (but Eva Longoria / Nelly Furtado for example accepted) Other sound examples being Brittany Murphy, Shakira or a shorter version of Rihanna.
Minimum 6 sexual partners (need to know what sheâ€™s doing), BUT max 15. Due to cultural restraints will accept 2 and 5 sexual partners respectively for Arab applicants. Experimentation with same sex an advantage. Please provide 2 references to verify your details and experience.
Fluent in English and very good knowledge of another language (preferably Spanish or French). Cultural but who also enjoys sport (football especially).
Preferably with own income and rich (at the very least, large inheritance expected in short to medium term). Minimum of Bachelors degree in reputed university. Opinionated but not overly argumentative.
Please provide photographic evidence of yourself and direct family (to see what awaits me in the future) or video evidence (whatever you feel necessary anyway.)
6 month probation, with great potential for promotion and career advancement.
Please call 555-SEXY or firstname.lastname@example.org or post any queries in the thread below.
Please note that I am equal opportunities male as long as you have the above criteria.Any added criteria may be added without notice. Note that due to expected high levels of applications only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Ha! Can i get an Application Form for my Sister?
I don't have to.
You haven't met my boss yet Cat. :P
Your boss might be nice, but no boss is nicer than my boss.
I won't be that chatty either with the contracts that poured in :(
:P My boss is nice Cat. And I'm not going to be as chatty anymore. Summer is over and I actually have work to do.
LOL I would love to have her job, too! Not her office, not the hours and not her boss, but her job - definitely. And Jassim, we aren't going to stop. No matter what TG is saying here. Whether we work hard or not is not really of his concern :P
I just love the girly talks.. So cute indeed :P Do not stop girls, u bring a good feeling to the place. Better than what we guys r doing here these days :P
N yes, I would love to have DG job :P
Sigh..!! Every thread is hijacked into a girlie talk discussion...(some of the ladies have male sounding names and pics)...
I thought DG was supposed to be upset about something.Ok she is not, looking for a beer belly instead!!
Companies you are working for may be really lucky to have such hard(ly) working committed employees.
Carry On Girls!! LOL.
of course not, QC! :p
3-word attention span, remember? there's no point reading before i post cause i'll never make it past the first line anyway :D
that is the fun of reading all your posts.
and what not.
live and let live.
Before you click on Post Comment, do you actually READ what you write?
what?! QC shush! that's okay angelo i can..errr..keep QC's beers for her...errr..till she's okay to drink again that is [...] :p
i'll bring me, myself, and i and promise not to start licking everyone or give them wet willies :D
Is the word "pork" banned on this forum??
You will need to catch me first & the amount I have read will be for sure more than a dozen cases of beer.
OK, I bring the beer who brings the bacon and ham (P*rk)
Oh no I can't drink anymore. I am still recovering after last Thursday, I almost died!! Angelo, you don't have to get me any, you can read my posts for free.
hmm well its 2 beers a post angelo so you owe everyone...errrr...i'd say at least a dozen cases of lager? :p
Yes Angelo we do mind. How dare you read the comments we posted on a public forum. lol :P
If you guys (QatarCat, DG, Super, GIASI & sammie) don't mind me reading your comments, topics etc.
I thought you were asking about thursday. I went to garveys then too. I remember tuesday (not wednesday) and after I had seen you I went home. Didn't go anywhere else.
DG I was talking to Sammie sorry.
That's cause I didn't go to Rydges last Thursday. :P
You were sat at our table and i was sure it was wednesday??? Oh dear hate to have thought what state you were in then!
On thursday? Were you there? I don't remember seeing you. We went to Rydges and then paloma. Paloma better.
That is a shame she is a good laugh! Where did you go after garveys the other night?
she lost her phone so we couldn't get in touch. Shame because she was talking up one of her mates who was going to come along. We had about ten in the end.
Yeah a little notice does help when going on one of these island parties! Did Clare go in the end?
oh and I got to bed at 0530 the night/morning before. Hangovers are no excuse for non attendance.
I absolutely can't promise you that but it adds to the fun.
The boat is just for transport anyway. The partying is done on the island.
Just a bit of drunken wakeboarding and jetskiing now and then.
THis time you have to invite me before 9:00 on a Thursday night. So I don't drink so much and can go. Can you promise the boat won't sink?
Well next time I'm in town you have to come (with friends) on one of the epic boat trips. This weekend's was amazing.
Giasi et al too.
Hey I will happily set you up with all of them now. YOu weren't hanging out at the same places as I was.
You set up some of your friends with someone you knew for two weeks and for me who you have known for months gets nothing, nada. Gutted.
He's not DAGOC. He's just working on the tower. And not just him either, I set up some of my friends with his friends and it turns out they all might have girlfriends too. :(
Name and shame DG. I know loads of Dagoc people.
Your right GIASI I am a praying mantis during the week and this week I got squashed. ;P
Who hasn't done the handcuff thing...Oh wait...you didn't mean in bed. :P
Yea... but thats on weekends. Weekdays women are praying mantises.
I did the handcuff thing to a mate at uni. Right outside the cathedral. Left him there for hours. Brilliant.
We don't bother with the facade, GIASI.
I thought I was a brazen hussey?
Yes super. Dont let them fool you. Behind that demure and sweet facade lies a preying mantis.
Yes, that's right Fish, and that's why she can never last past the first date :P :P
Are you kidding Fish, I'd steal the pants too, someone would buy them.
and when DG says take advantage of you giasi she means steal your wallet, then handcuff you to a tree in a public park with your pants down..:p
Giasi is that why I get so drunk!!? Bloody women have been spiking my drinks just so they could get some.
I thought that the Rufi Colada sounded suspicious
Yes GIASI I want to get you tipsy off breezers and than take advantage of you. :P Way to ruin my evil plan
What was she holding you by then, Super?
I know what youre trying to do DG and Fish. You want to spike our drinks so you can interfere with us... I am shocked and a little disappointed (not much, just a little).
YOu don't have a Super's Heel Super? You don't get sick off, say, lemon bacardi?
I will take on any man of woman born or otherwise in a bacardi breezer downing contest. With a straw as a snorkel as Giasi correctly mentioned.
I was dipped in the river bacardi by my mother as a child and she remembered to dip my ankle too, meaning I cannot be bested in single bacardi combat.
Barcardi Breezers are you mad????? thats not a drink! Giasi what would you drink?
Seriously guys I could sell tickets to this, anytime you want to do it the drinks are on me. :)
strictly business, giasi..nothing personal..lol
Your unfaltering support is touching fish :P
barcadi breezers are manly when you use the straw as a "snorkel" so you can gulp it down in one.
10 bucks i say GIASI gets slapped silly by angry women for calling them "brazen hussies" after downing his 5th tequilla shot
20 bucks i say he passes out by the 6th..lol
Bacardi breezers the drink of manly men everywhere.
Well lets just take it for granted that I would win because I am not in Doha.
Also tequila is for americans.
Let us drink bacardi breezers with a straw.
i say a whole weekend of it no sleeping then lets see who the big (and more than likely sick) Qatar booze binge belongs to!
I once downed half a bottle of tequila in one go, but that is neither here nor there. Seriously I would be up for watching this and I would even purchase the bottles of tequila. :P (Which I would pay for by selling tickets)
Shots? shots? just pass me the bottle and a straw
I propose a drinking duel. Tequilla shots till one of you drops. :P
Never!!! it took me alot of effort and years of experience to earn the title "drunk b@st@rd"
Quite a catch I can tell you. My drinking prowess would impress even giasi
Saggy pecs and a beer belly. Damn Super, you hot!
So do I. The pec implants are sagging
I buy push up bras. :P
Hold on there DG you don't have to go to basketballs. A nice little c cup when you had nothing before is surely a great call?
Works for me.
Men have pec implants too but that is ridiculous. It doesn't take that long in a gym to get pecs whilst a woman can't do anything about tiny boobs (except stay continually breast feeding I guess)
Those things have gotta kill their back and personally i don't think boob jobs look nice some of them sit funny!
hmm somehow i can't imagine anyone would like saline-filled implants to be shoved into their abdomen.. :D
At least as much as breast implants. What women really wants a set of basketballs under her shirt???
I still can't get over blokes have calf muscle inplants that's gotta hurt!!!
Cosmetic surgery. Massive gut implant. It will be all the rage soon
It's just not fair. *sigh* someday I will have a beer belly, you'll see.
Unfortunately I think the gut only is a male domain. Your gut would be combined with cellulite and bingo wings.
Please visit rugby club for examples
or follow this link to the rugby club shop http://www.doharugbyfc.com/index.htm look for the lady's strappy top. mmmmm
I agree Super, thats why I'm going to start working on one. I really want one that I can rest my beer can on while I'm at the car. I hope I get one of those great beer guts where it is all located in the front but the rest of me is skinny.
You need a man with a bit of blubber Fish, how else is he supposed to stay warm with you under the water. :D
Are you saying Dg already has a belly coming?
Way to go DG. I agree I think it would look hot. Also it would be fun. Have you noticed the way pregnant women always hold their belly. That is because it is nice and comforting, it would be the same with your beer gut.
Guys would love it
i like a man with a bit of bulbber (keyword's a BIT here). I find that men tend to be bigger jerks the more they look like greek gods :p
and what are you talking about, QC?! I am always nice to you lot offline..i bring you flowers and chocolate and all i get is verbal abuse in return (-cough-bulls**t-cough-) LOL
No it proves how much of a tit they are!!!! You have a belly belly already coming sprout! lol
I've decided I'm going to start working on a beer belly. I want to look like I'm 7 months pregnant all the time. It will be sign of my wealth and drinking ability. And I think I would look hot. :P
Beer bellies rule. Girls respect them as evidence of the man's wealth and drinking prowess.
Yeah men can be fat with the proper beer belly hanging over their shorts oh that just turns me on thinking about it NOT!!!!! This is why these fat men have fat slappers as girlfriends come on guys and Giasi i agree with the git part!!! lol
Ok ok. I'm working out from now on. Need to lose all this green blubber.
Agreed, I don't date fat men. Which if you have ever looked at most of the guys in Doha proves that I am not a slut. :P
Rich and fat then
Nope men have to exercise. Besides, a fit man has more chances of becoming a slut than a fat man.
Men are allowed to be fat. They can also be sluts.
women need to diet and keep sex lives secret.
THought I would take the heat off you laudgi
You are all brazen hussies and super is a fat git. No... im not apologising either :P
I didn't say there was anything wrong with fat people. I just said that I was prejudiced against them.
I'm obese, Super, and now I am deeply offended!
Well than at least I can count my blessings that he didn't call me a fat slut. :D
It's like a slut. That said for some reason I have always imagined slappers to be fat as well. Not sure why, I don't think it is anything to do with the actual definition of the word just my prejudice against the obese.
Well you can call me a slapper all you want, thats some weird English term I don't understand. :P
sorry to hear that DG. All men are bastards etc etc if that helps
I was also suggesting the "you old slapper" was a sort of gentle jokey comment while "slut" is much harsher.
I know DG that was the point I was making. Just looking at the social rules kind of thing. You know that is one of my pet interests
Oh and Super, remember what I said about track record. Ha ha, didn't even make it to the weekend as a hooked girl. :P
Super, you said it, right there. If I or Mocha call her a slapper she wouldn't be offended because we are her real life friends. We know we can do it. Besides, even though we guess she wouldn't be offended, I doubt Mocha or myself would ever call DG anything of the sort on a public forum. (You don't want to know what we call each other offline :P :P)
Yes but Qcat and Mocha are my friends and I would have known they are joking, they are also female and know the exact connotations of the world. Laudgi is not my friend and blatently called me a slut. Totally uncalled for.
Well I for one don't want to be his friend. And sure as hell DG doesn't want to either.
Haha Sammie yeah I wouldn't do it in the supermarket, I don't want to be thrown in jail for spanking my own kid. I'd wait till we got home first, too!
Slut is a harsh word actually. Never was going to be funny, controversial yes, funny no.
I actually think the word's offence is because of it's harsh sound. Rather like our favourite C word.
That said I guess laudgi is a newbie so posting any charater comments is a bit much.
Funny bit of social dynamics there though. See if Mocha or Qcat had written "DG you old slapper" would she have been offended? Probably not.
BTW I am not defending Laudgi nor do I I think you are a slapper DG.
Not that there anything wrong with women who enjoy themselves to put it as euphemistically as possible. I think my criteria is "as long as it is a lower number than me" and I think that is because I am competitive rather than conservative.
DG No your not at the end of the day the guy is a small minded man and will be posting 'anyone want to be my friend?' next!
QC i agree but i would wait until i got home i would pretend i was no bothered then the element of surprise always will keep them on their toes!!!
Well I think its pretty obvious at this point that I'm not going to get a real apology. After all I'm just a slut and sluts don't deserve apologies right? :/
Haha I wouldn't die, but the kid wouldn't be able to sit down for a while.
I wish they were around when i was growing up!!! lol No i agree i would never think about even back chatting my folks when i was young yet you hear them telling their own parents to well you know in the middle of a super market what the hell when i have kids they are going to have the same as me i would die if one of my own spoke to me like that!!!
Sammie I didn't think you were making excuses :) I was just reading about the young people of today and expressing my anger at the "don't touch, don't tell off" laws.
Giasi it is NOT funny at all it is below the belt and sorry about the dad thing our humour is very dry and i think some stupid people define this as part of it maybe his mum should of tanned his butt a bit more!! Just to make it a little better he is only 46 (does that make it better not sure now)
QC i am not making excuses for him at all was just making a point it is getting silly with the youths of today thats all sorry :)
I see you still have not apoligized to DG! Your words were VERY degrading to say the least. You've been asked several times to do the right thing here and yet you still haven't. No one is interested in understanding why you said it, so leave the excuses out and apoligize once in for all...
I would be really annoyed if someone who doesn't know me called me a slut, even as a joke. I don't care what the "current swearing trend" is on now in what part of the world. It is no excuse. Kids do swear more now, and they are more daring, and all the laws of not spanking them are not doing us any good. Sometimes you have to stand up to your kid, and spank his/her bottom, and say NO.
i know kids swear more in normal converstaion now. I just said that it isnt funny and its not what people define as British humour thats all. Thanks for thinking that im your dads age :P
I am sorry to say Giasi but they are starting to kids under 10 are now swearing in the streets more and more when i was growing up a naughty one would swear then could not sit down for a week but before i left i was disgusted to hear them saying these things to adults in town even guys my age think it is funny as my dad would use it in the term you and i would to offend someone! I am not saying all people in england are like this but it is getting worse!
Im sorry sammie. This is not British humour and its not typical. There is no humour in insulting people by calling them offensive names. If i remember rightly, british humour is typified by its dry sarcasm. Its quite intelligent really. Not much thought goes into calling a woman a "slut", "slag" or "slapper"
Laudgi7 is a typical british bloke who at home would of been one of the funny ones he has only just discovered that you can not make everyone laugh at british humour because it is not funny to the rest of the world and if he is a man he will say sorry in a big way and i hope he does because DG is very nice and he judged before really knowing! LAUDGI7 SAY SORRY
The art is knowing when certain words can be used without causing offence. You dont know DG and calling her that was totally offensive no matter what you read and where you read it. You dont know her to be able to use it in a non malicious manner.
I think you should apologise before the whole forum starts baying for your blood.
A graceful way would be to apologize Laudgi7 and call it quits on this thread....it wasn't funny or smart...
"However, but I also feel some individuals should apologise to Farhan Khan(not necessarily the people that have commented on this thread) which I feel is worse as well as to others."....Point taken...Since loads of people are living on superficial existence....its obvious they would expose the garbage that exists in their brains...I guess Farhan is smart enough to defend himself....
Sorry Laudgi... i am with Dohagirl regarding about this thread.
Calling someone slut n loser is funny?!! N all this time I thought ppl were just insulting me by calling me bad names?!! OK, it seems I misunderstood their intentions due to my lack of understanding of the English language n I will need to apologize to them :P
When I came here few weeks ago, I thought the place was crazy cause I seen few fights n nags, but if it comes to name-calling for the sake of making a funny then I have to say that we went to a lower level :) If it was me who posted this thread, I would apologize without any explanation or discussion. But that's me n am addicted to apologies :) OH, am sorry if this offended anyone :P
Heay DG, like we said b4, our sense of humor will always get us in trouble cause some ppl won't know a funny if it fallen on their faces n wiggled. So any chance in u reconsidering the opening the Not Funny Wieners Club?
Laudgi just apologize to DG.
600rider : I heard this joke "good girls" go to heaven but "bad girls" go EVERYWHERE !!!
Ahh but my mother always told me: a lady on the arm.....( you can finish that one for yourself), so it's just not done to use the word in public.
Not to ruffle anyones feathers but i think dating a "slut" can be very exciting. and I dont nessecerly mean in the bedroom. They tend to be more adventurous and take much more chances than the so called "good girls".
So to the original poster I urge you to reconsider.
laudgi, you're really getting backed into a corner here. I'm sure you're a nice fellow but it's the post and some poor vocabulary that is really setting people off here. You really got some (un)intended reaction out of that one!
you can look up all the dictionaries of all the world's known languages..it still won't change the fact that your line about DG was in poor taste..or rather absolutely no taste at that. It was disrespectful and downright demeaning..
i'm sure you were trying to be funny but obviously no one is amused. apologize to DG decently (no silly links or dictionary references this time) and get it over with..
I don't beleive he gets it really
laudgi, u overexplain yourself. Just apologise to Dohagirl and be done with it.
Firstly, I persist because I recognise that I made a mistake now but I am trying to explain that I made it in a humorous nature, and that my definition has been understood in a different context.
Indeed, I tried to check its definition and although its can be considered a prosititure it can also be viewes as promiscuous which is in fact the title of a song that has reached no. 1 in the uk and us singles charts. So, maybe it is my fault in saying but also in society in allowing and if this is so maybe it has become more mainstream a word today.
The post was made as a complete reverse example of gineslee, to something absolutely impossible to fit. And as I said I feel that there have many many worse comments than that.
I believe I can delete the comments in my original thread but cant deal subsequent comments and I may do so . However, but I also feel some individuals should apologise to Farhan Khan(not necessarily the people that have commented on this thread) which I feel is worse as well as to others.
Hope you understand that to me it does not mean overtly rude word and maybe its meaning is being phased out. An example of the opposite would be "gay" which 50 years ago would be considered a completely positive thing to say as being happy whereas today it has an completely different meaning.
Laudgi7.....You made a lot of people upset I think you should do something to fix it. This post is quite silly anyways, why dont you get rid of it?
I personally haven't read the book or even heard of it.
Thank u, I've been reading the multilogue and it did seem to get a bit hairy. It's always best to leave certain words alone when choosing to be mature.
Laudgi7, you persist. Can't you get it? You were wrong, just admit it. Would you call your mother that? I doubt it. What gives you the right to say that to other women?
No, Birgit, it's not serious. But someone did get seriously hurt by a stupid comment in the original version of the post.
Laudgi I think I have a pretty decent sense of humour but calling me a slut was not funny or even witty, it was degrading and offensive. I don't believe even sandie has lowered herself to calling anyone a slut, and I would say say the closest insult to it was when steve-o asked if people would get angry if he started calling Qataris sand ni**ers. :(
Sorry just fell in, is this post serious? For a moment I thought I landed in an adult forum. Couldn't resist remarking on it.
I actually know of the book as a result of some people talking and then asking for "instance arent you afraid of being called a sl"t and she replaying "so what in my book it is not a negative meaning" and asked about which book it gave the above book.
I have subsequently read it to try understand how it try to justify such actions. Although, I recognise that may could see it a negative way i did not expect the uproar and requests for censorship never done before when I have seen comments that have been in my opinion many times worse.
I am glad there was enough of a man inside you after all to apologise although it would have been way better without the link.
I don't know of any book in any language, I don't know any language, come to that, where calling a girl you don't even know a "slut" out of context is an acceptable thing to do. If you are not able to differentiate between acceptable and unacceptable uses of such words, maybe it's best not to use them at all.
and fine i am sorry and i had no idea it was of such necessary nature especially regarding all the implications and comments made by some to others
many words have different meaning and implications but for example loser does not at all in my book
Laudgi7, may I suggest that you and your a-hole friends keep the terms such as "slut" for friendly use between yourselves (you all probably graduated from a very "reputed" university).
In case you never knew that - words such as a-hole and slut may indeed be used among friends. And you are not her friend.
Would you like it if I called you an a-hole? Not that I care whether you'd like it or not (not now at any rate), but that will give you a taste of your own medicine.
I am somewhat amazed, well maybe it has worse connotations (to me it is someone promiscuous although it can be used along friendly lines) Indeed in my second language a-hole is regalarly used among friends.
Nevertheless, in this case I think you should question the posts accusing others of being losers for instance, to me I feel this is even worse.
I know what a joke is and calling someone a sl*t isn't. In fact, in most countries it's called defamation.
first of all mate, I was joking, did you not realise it .. who is real being overly sensitive now!
N.B. BAD TASTE .. read 100s of posts
Laudgi, I recommend you remove that line from your post as it is in bad taste...
DG, if you would like it moderated out just say so.
"max 15 (not a slut obviously so DG sorry no need apply)."
I do not believe I have EVER said how on this page how many people I have slept with, nor do I think it is ANY of your business.
If you cannot handle a women making jokes about sex than perhaps you shouldn't be dating JackAss. :(