Mallu Bachelor's Proposal Letter

t_coffee_or_me
By t_coffee_or_me

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

musafir hoon yaaro, na ghar hai na thikana,

mujhe chalte jaana hai, bas chalte jaana.

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

Jodi tor dak sune kau na aashe re, to ekla chalo re.

ekla chalo, ekla chalo ekla chalo re.

By Colt45• 14 years 10 months ago.
Colt45

hell yeh... probably...ssshhhh!!!!

By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

for saying sand pit

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By Colt45• 14 years 10 months ago.
Colt45

And why may I ask so? That was for Shreeya and not DG, why wud she get offended... maybe coz i din say it to her?... lol!!! no really why?

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

dost dost na raha pyar pyar na raha, jindagi hame tera aitbar na raha.

By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

if dg reads what u just wrote u in trouble

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By Colt45• 14 years 10 months ago.
Colt45

Hunni by getting into the kitchen and thinking the right way to my heart is thru my stomach, you're aiming to high baby... :-P

Have a Good Day!!!

By Colt45• 14 years 10 months ago.
Colt45

No man... all was cool... i was like damn.. do i havta get back to the sand pit?... lol!!!

By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
shreeya

Well, Bye all of you and I am off to kitchen!!!!

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By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
ksarat16

Trust me...thats i never came close to u in any of those threads...or on any of those days ... LOL...i realized that bout u when u go on rampage fire...

So anyways...u r right...unnecessary comments bout provocative issues isnt required...atleast here on a forum...we are here having a little bit of fun...making friends...have a good time and vanish into the thin air thats all. .. life is all bout...ofcourse notto forget a few friends in each place and take them along...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

thats good hope u did not get mugged on the way hehehehhe

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
shreeya

Ksa,

You are right 100%!!! I really get pissed off when somebody comments on any religion just ignorantly. Plus I always find such threads a bit provocative. Come on, everybody loves his/her religion, then why comment unnecessarily on others. I am like Shrisanth, don't you know?

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By Colt45• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
Colt45

Trip was good pal... awesome fun I had... met up with my cousins and did the bar scene once too often... thank God i din get to 5hit faced a lot... lol!!! but i met some whack chicas... :-P

By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
shreeya

Hey all my fellow Indians,

Air India Express website is not opening again. But the booking has started already....so rush to their office to book you flights. Have a nice Holiday and safe journey!!!!!

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By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

okay my friends 1000 sorries to anybody i am to be hurt. not to be meaning bad. wanting to be making friends but i am to be know humble village people and baddest english can not be making friend so i am to be better make enemy. good enemy to be best than to be friend. i am to be have red red fire anger and hot brain. 1000 sorries.

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Shreeya: Colt has jus returned from the WC of TT from the US...so he is still in that groove...

U get pissed out like crazy when someone brings religion, race into unnecesary discussion...right...i remember that one post u told bout Hindu women...oooo...that was a solid one...suddenly it reminded me of that particular reply...that was a nice one...so whats happening from today...cricket is over...whats the evenings looking like...

Raj: ab jaana bhai thu...dimaag mat kha yaar...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

how r u dude how was your trip to US

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
shreeya

Colt,

I know your passion for TT....LOL...So have you had enough on other threads today? Obviously nothing new....everything comes in circle....Dating followed by Religion, Religion followed by Dating....continues on QL!!!!!

Ksa,

Thanks for your support, I know you are always there when I need you!!!!

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By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

main nahi india mahaan hai.

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Colt - Back on here as well dude...get away from Shreeya man...

shreeya: i know ur family wud have thought the same thing...look at the abundant eat outs...during the complete T20 tournament...

Raj: dude...jerk off away from here with ur lovely grandmother and ur to be holy cow...take them away...and have a nice and safe time...

U started sounding more like a stupid freak...anyways aap mahaan ho...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

it all flew over my head

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By Colt45• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Colt45

I like the tit for tit game.... lol!!! Howdy gurl?

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

I am to be think all understand and to be fear me. loving mother grand, mother india, holy mother ganga and holy cow.

By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
shreeya

Hey Ksa,

Forgotten about Aaryas and Bharath and Tandoor and Kebeb King....and so on? there are plenty in and around Doha!!!!!!

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By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

I can see that u r enjoying the game like anything...i hope ur family isnt deprived of starvation with u not cooking and only eating cricket....LOL

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By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
shreeya

I was following cricket religiously. BTW I like Srisanth's temper, somebody like him should be there in a team. Gone are the days of tolerance...its a Tit-for-Tat game now....Wow!!! I am enjoying it all again.....

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By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
ksarat16

Hello gal...how r u...long time...where have u been...in South Africa playing Cricket...

Indeed good win...congrats u too...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

congrats on a fine well deserved win

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By aak• 14 years 10 months ago.
aak

hahahahahaha...really funny

...You can't mean what you say unless you can say what you mean...

By irrysa• 14 years 10 months ago.
irrysa

Amigo, i didn't post anything in Azi's thread ;o)

LOL!

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

i start at 6

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

all ql peoples are to be enjoy giving me UNGLEE. not only to be giving me but to be rotating in my a@@hole. okay now i am to be write this and making compalining to grandmaother in village in night phone call. she to be cursing all bad peoples only bad peoples giving me unglee to become caterpillars in cow shit in next life. to good peoples she is to be saying good things.

By shreeya• 14 years 10 months ago.
shreeya

Ksa ,

Cheers to the Mallus!!!!! Congrats to you and to me too!!!!

TCOM,

Its better to have something in not working conditions...LOL....It may save life. All perfect working machines only can cut a perfect hole in Ozone....LOL

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By CityGal• 14 years 10 months ago.
CityGal

heeee....heee.....impressive......heeeee....heeee

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

How come u finish early...?for me its 1330hrs

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

time over long time back to go home but still stuck here what time do u finish

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Repeated joke buddy...u might wanna change that...or naah...leave it for those who havent seen this...

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By Amigo66• 14 years 10 months ago.
Amigo66

a sarcastic laugh.....lemme check ur preferences on Azzi's thread:)

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Dude i aint making fun of u...but seriously...take care of ur English...if u keep writing like this...then it wud be tough for u to read ur own Marraige Certificate...they wud have to make one for ur english...seriously...its funny dude...something tells me that u r playing here online...if u r then u r too good at it...taking the crap out of the most spoken language...but if u arent...then u need some help...

Monty...wasnt that way too funny buddy...this guy...and his posts...ha ha...jus cant stop laughing...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

"A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different

hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do

they do here?" He is told; first they put you in an electric chair for

an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the

German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man

does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out

the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers

that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he

comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of >people

waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told,

"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you

on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and

whips you for the rest of the day."!"But that is exactly the same as

all

the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,

someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a

confirmed >employee, so he comes in, signs the register and goes to the

canteen!!

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

if u go on writing broken english your english will deteriorate so take care dude

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
FriendRaj

abhey oye ksarat you are to be making fun of me. you are not to be know my red red anger like red coal fire. my grandmother of village is to be pray every day to my happy marriage quickly and also for all ql friends marriage. i am to be tell her not for ksarat bhaiya any girl come near. you are not to be know gram post mahau par near Lucknow . ask to be any uttar pradesh man.

By irrysa• 14 years 10 months ago.
irrysa

Amigo, i laughed at it, coz it's nothing special :P

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

thats the spirit

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Dude...u talk to be very to funny...come on seriously...cut the crap...ya right that was quite funny...gram post...thank god u didnt tell me u have ur name registered in the Gram Panchayat...forget my english...u tell me bout ur language...

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By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

ksarat bhaiya i am to be coming from mummy's stomach. doctor and everybody saying that. hey hey hey !!! but i am to be from village of uttar pradesh my address to be in gram post. i am also to be tiffin salesman to be giving tiffin. what to saying in english ??? ur english to be very good.

By gypsy gal• 14 years 10 months ago.
gypsy gal

no probs....I can take jokes..lol

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Amigo....o yes dude...u guys sure made us run all the way till the last for our money...good match...so how u doing...

Raj: dude...tell me one thing...seriously...everytime i to see u to post u to reply...i to have to ask to u to tell to me to where to u to come to from to...where do u come from man tell me one thing...it says u r a Salesman in ur profile...what do u do...tel me the truth alrite...somehow i really dont want to believe that ur English is really like this...with all due respect...buddy...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

gr8 dude hru.... yes it was a nail biting finish

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

ksarat bhaiya there is to be malyali in moon also with tea shop when armstrong uncle to be land there.

By Amigo66• 14 years 10 months ago.
Amigo66

Could not resist so jumped in........irrysa why did u laugh at 6".........hahahaha!

hi t_coffee R7 good match yesterday.........we lost but made u run for ur money.

By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

now you to be reminding me jab jis wakt kisi ka yaar juda hota hai kucch na poochoo YAROO dil ka hal bura hota hai.

By mufy• 14 years 10 months ago.
mufy

have anyone heard the 'mallu rap' or 'i am a malayalee' songs?

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

actually this was passed to me by my mallu colleague

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

T20 FINAL - MISBAH'S MISTAKE!!

MISBAH THOUGHT HE WAS SENDING THE BALL TO A PLACE

WHERE THERE WAS NO

ONE. HE DID NOT KNOW THAT THERE IS A MALAYALI IN

EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD!!!

HAVE A NICE DAY!!! :) :) ;) ;)

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By FriendRaj• 14 years 10 months ago.
FriendRaj

i am to be thinking he is to be my jolly good room friend. i am to be writing same to same to my village girl friend. thank you for to be giving me ready to made loving letter.

By Hummers_rock• 14 years 10 months ago.
Hummers_rock

Should be called Mallu Bachelor's Porno Letter...lol

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

By ksarat16• 14 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Awesome stuff monty boy...now i know what in the world u r doing there in the office...

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By t_coffee_or_me• 14 years 10 months ago.
t_coffee_or_me

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By sentibhim• 14 years 10 months ago.
sentibhim

He forgot to write there,I am not sucking the Ciggrates more than two packets per day.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By irrysa• 14 years 10 months ago.
irrysa

hmm...so is he straight or gay? hard or nice and soft? LOL!confusing...

6"? hahahahah!

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By gypsy gal• 14 years 10 months ago.
gypsy gal

Its funny... just a correction read this before as a Sardars proposal letter. Mallus write better English..lol

By r7• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
r7

Gypsy sounds like a real catch huh .... :)

By Gypsy• 14 years 10 months ago.
Gypsy

ROFL. :D

"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco

By r7• 14 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
r7

hehehehee awesome ....

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