Men are Never Depressed

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

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By anonymous• 13 years 10 months ago.
anonymous

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By smoke• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
smoke

what the hell...hands off my habibi..u wait ksarat ur gonna get it at the pool tables...dont blame me if some balls fly off the table and hit someone's black balls :)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Sheeeeesh girl, you look so down since you are put to test for studies...LOL...you look so funny....o my...I'm sure you will kill me...look at you poor Corne...studying...:(

How about a coffee at the EC Campus Canteen...to lighten up your mood...a little bit...

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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "

By Hummers_rock• 13 years 10 months ago.
Hummers_rock

Of course men are never depressed DaRuDe. Why would they be when they sit on their asses all day and night and get their wives to do everything for them lol

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

What's happening ? only studying ofcourse :(

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By johnd.k• 13 years 10 months ago.
johnd.k

hey u oldie , leave her

let her study ok

she is not an oldie like u to sit in the campus and drink coffee thinking abt others gf's bf's

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

John...I already told ya...scoot off...kid...

Corne: Reputation...the good one Doc...come on I know you like me...so I m telling John not to screw that reputation...LOL...alright tellme girl, whats happening at the EC...onlyh studying...no coffee...

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By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

Uh what reputation KS ? :P

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By johnd.k• 13 years 10 months ago.
johnd.k

ok iam going

but one doubt

i checked u pplz pro

and i found ur an oldie aged 30 and corne as 19

it does not match ksarat so go look for another oldie and forget abt coffe wid corne

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Come on now go on...momma is waiting for you...

LOL...yeah right...kiddo...

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By johnd.k• 13 years 10 months ago.
johnd.k

ahan

so just like john and sabina

ur ksarat and corne

wah wah ,...

have a nice evening heh bye

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

WHat the hell are you doing here...get outta here...either you give me Sabina...or scoot off...man...dont spoil my reputation here that I havee with Corne...

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By johnd.k• 13 years 10 months ago.
johnd.k

dont go wid this fellow

he is a big flirt

b4 he wanted my sabina, now he wants u

uff what kind of ppl..

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

How can I leave you and scoot off...how about a coffee at the EC Campus...is there anything available at the EC Campus...

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By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

I meant it's bad enough I'm stuck at home, atleast one of us should go out! Well then get ur ass off that chair, get into the car and just drive!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By johnd.k• 13 years 10 months ago.
johnd.k

as blualazer said woman is behin mans success

its damn true

coz many of u know that iam so successfull all bcoz of ma dear sabina

have a nice day everyone

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Go out where...I'm looking for a drive...sheeeeesh...dont want to go any pubs girl...*Hell, Broke*...LOL...nothing of that sort...just dont wanna drink this week...so really bored...hate watching TV on a Thursday...

*Do what for the Both of us...were you saying what*...

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By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

go check the topic man leave the chick here to me :D

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By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

Yeah I can tell ur so bored! haha, GO OUT!!! If I can go out, I wouldn't be on QL!! GOOOOO! Do it for the both of us! lol

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Alright Corne...how about this...

Scarlett...how about me and you take a drive past the Education City and give Corne some cookies...poor sweet girl is working hard...seriously...that will give us a good enough drive...what do you think Scarlett...and Corne...what do you think..

*I'm so BORED*..

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By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

Grrrr...ur evil, poor Corne works so hard and u want to hog all the cookies! Fine..be that way!

*goes plans a way to send KS somewhere completely different and deserted on Sunday night*

Ha! Let's see how u like that :P

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Hey Corne...dont you dare come in the way of my share...if you ask me politely, I might consider a share...but if you going to be a smartazz...then forget it...

Alright now, Scarlett...now you are talking my language...how about a quick snack and drink at my place...this evening...so you can bring the cookies alright...that way Corne wont come to snatch them...LOL...

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By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

HELLO! I'm the one working my ass off! I deserve the cookies!!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By Scarlett• 13 years 10 months ago.
Scarlett

rum balls...alcoholic, of course...and chocolate chip..but they got a bit too done for my taste..still taste alright but too crunchy...will have to figure out how to get them to you.

By ksarat16• 13 years 10 months ago.
ksarat16

Hey there beautiful....did I just hear Christmas BAKING........alright now you are talking...whats happening..where is my share..ladies...

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By sentibhim• 13 years 10 months ago.
sentibhim

Boys the best............lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By Scarlett• 13 years 10 months ago.
Scarlett

must have been outside then...nooooooo I was at Landmark..had to buy some things so I could do my Christmas baking..rest of afternoon was up to my elbows in flour and powdered sugar...then had late lunch with a very sweet friend...and back home...

Dancing...never been to Admirals except for shisha...

By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
blue_blazer

good evening...guys!!!

By spicemom• 13 years 10 months ago.
spicemom

good evening Qlians........hows every1 this evenin

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

Busy busy busy...I still am...but the QL addiction beat me!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

and where the hell were you all the day :/

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By Cornellian• 13 years 10 months ago.
Cornellian

I still play games too! So ha! :P

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By rainbow_serpent• 13 years 10 months ago.
rainbow_serpent

dancing..... heheheh!!!

how r u dear? i was calling ur home today at arnd 12.. i think ur out..

whATevER yoU giVE to LIfe, IT giVEs YOu BAck.

DO noT haTE anYBodY.

thE HAtrED thAT COmeS ouT frOM yoU, wiLL coME baCK to YoU.

LOve OTheRS & LOve wiLL coME BAck TO you.

By Scarlett• 13 years 10 months ago.
Scarlett

Ohh fiddledeedee.....

By Scarlett• 13 years 10 months ago.
Scarlett

self done can be over done..then you are nothing but a shrivled up man...(ok now don't go taking that the wrong way..ahem...ahehehehe)

By Tigasin321• 13 years 10 months ago.
Tigasin321

I don't believe you have ever had a "strap problem in public". So one thing does apply to you. The rest don't. Agreed

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. Mahatma Gandhi

By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

yea indeed

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By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
blue_blazer

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...bajesus you're so funny

By rainbow_serpent• 13 years 10 months ago.
rainbow_serpent

admirals tonight????

whATevER yoU giVE to LIfe, IT giVEs YOu BAck.

DO noT haTE anYBodY.

thE HAtrED thAT COmeS ouT frOM yoU, wiLL coME baCK to YoU.

LOve OTheRS & LOve wiLL coME BAck TO you.

By bajesus• 13 years 10 months ago.
bajesus

I've been pregnant with fat for 19 years!

By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
blue_blazer

AJ.....he can pay for someone to apply it for him...

By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
blue_blazer

lol da rude...i was checking the profile of bajesu and wondering why none of the above applies to him....then you said he can get pregnant....hahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha...

By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

you mean to say you can get pregnant :D

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By Absolutejaguar• 13 years 10 months ago.
Absolutejaguar

Man I was talking about suncream, how can you apply it yourself

By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

you dirty mind perv.

think straight :D

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By bajesus• 13 years 10 months ago.
bajesus

None of this applies to me!!

By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
blue_blazer

hmmm...hmmm...hmm...you're the man AJ!!!!!!

By Absolutejaguar• 13 years 10 months ago.
Absolutejaguar

Self done could be taken the wrong way man, don't be so happy about it

By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
blue_blazer

i respect your belief...but im sure you're gonna think of me when that time comes...wink wink wink...and you're going to say.....blue is right!!!!!lol.....

By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

I believe in one thing

Self done is well done :)

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By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
blue_blazer

AJ...lol.

By rainbow_serpent• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
rainbow_serpent

for the time being...

whATevER yoU giVE to LIfe, IT giVEs YOu BAck.

DO noT haTE anYBodY.

thE HAtrED thAT COmeS ouT frOM yoU, wiLL coME baCK to YoU.

LOve OTheRS & LOve wiLL coME BAck TO you.

By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
blue_blazer

but in time you will longing for someone da rude!!!you aint succesfull at all....no family?????wait till the time comes you need to raise a family of your own....and who is behind you by that time???

By Absolutejaguar• 13 years 10 months ago.
Absolutejaguar

So Glad I'm a man

By DaRuDe• 13 years 10 months ago.
DaRuDe

I Still stand alone :D successful :)

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By blue_blazer• 13 years 10 months ago.
Rating: 5/5
blue_blazer

but behind every mans success there is a woman......dont forget that...!!!!!

good night darude!!!!!

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