QL March Report

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

Here is QL members report once again.

Qatari is busy fishing for the fly in his tea cup.
Ahmad is dancing around a roach just enter in his shirt.
Britexpat is having sunbath on Wakra beach after getting his body all waxed at beauty saloon.
UkEng is being chased by Elepants thinking his bald head is water melon.
Mime is all confused what to eat and what not to eat and how to eat.
Nomerci Mrs. Gadget looking for her cat lost in the house.
Gypsygal went to donate blood and they donated her some blood.
Tinkerbel is hanging around on trees to get some height.
Rizks got his baldhead ripped because he was trying to polish it to make it look shiney.
Babo rao is checking around where to steal peanuts from.
HGL forgot his glasses and hugged a girl by mistake thinking it was his old buddy.
Khanan bent down to change his flat tyre and got his jeans ripped.
ingeniro shaved his moustach and got kisses from his buddies.
smoke is still looking for the missing black ball to pocket it.which rizks stole.
Dracula got cheated ginger poisoned the fresh blood had ginger mixed in it.Round 300 to loo
Timebandit got owned by girls when he took random picture in mall
Snessy is still hiding in her wardrobe after she saw a lizard in her room
More to continue.

By GodFather.• 9 years 7 months ago.
GodFather.

BB sssshhh this is a public forum..:)

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

every sad endings have a happy beginning...:)

By blisteringbarnacles2007• 9 years 7 months ago.
blisteringbarnacles2007

UK I hope the massage did not have a sad ending.....lol

By GodFather.• 9 years 7 months ago.
GodFather.

Britexpat you plonker I said it was lady siam herself who gave me the massage! Not Mr Thaksin!

By GodFather.• 9 years 7 months ago.
GodFather.

Yes you ginger head Postman Pat, Was the ginger you went out with called Paul Scoles by any chance!.:)

By britexpat• 9 years 7 months ago.
britexpat

So he massaged your thigh with his whole body ?

Doesn't sound too interesting :O(

By GodFather.• 9 years 7 months ago.
GodFather.

Rizks I cant give you the details of the massage, lets just it was a full body Thai Massage!

By britexpat• 9 years 7 months ago.
britexpat

I used to out with a Ginger :O)

By landloverreview• 9 years 7 months ago.
landloverreview

Rizks his hat and ur natural head both have something common. :)

By Dracula• 9 years 7 months ago.
Dracula

I love ginger!

..But not garlic! :)

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

so they massaged ur yellow HAT ?

By GodFather.• 9 years 7 months ago.
GodFather.

No you damn Dawg, It was the lady siam herself who gave the massage!

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

so Tigers and Crocs gave you good massage ?

By GodFather.• 9 years 7 months ago.
GodFather.

Back after been chased by Elephants and nearly eaten by Tigers and Crocs.

But a its always relaxing and feeling light after a good massage!

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

No worries ladies, your wish shall be granted -sooon ! :)

By nomerci• 9 years 7 months ago.
nomerci

A Baywatch Lungi...now that I'd like to see too.

By snessy• 9 years 7 months ago.
snessy

OMG! I'd love to see you in your Baywatch Lunghi, Rizks!!

By Lucky_gal• 9 years 7 months ago.
Lucky_gal

funny update, we should get more of the news.

By landloverreview• 9 years 7 months ago.
landloverreview

Baywatch and ballwatch both fits the context here. ((:

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

but when you saw me standing in my baywatch perforrated lungi's you forgot swimming and started to drown...:(

By britexpat• 9 years 7 months ago.
britexpat

The reason I went to Wakra Beach was that there were rumours that Snessy was working as a lifeguard with her Red baywatch swimsuit :O)

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Lols...tat Neon speedos of yours not only scared the seagulls but the crabs too...:(

By britexpat• 9 years 7 months ago.
britexpat

I must write annd voice my concern at the treatment I received at Wakra Beach. First the bad news. I was asked to change my Yellow Speedos because they were scaring the seagulls. The good news was that the local Karak Chai vendor , A Mr. Rizks Chaiwalla from Trivundarummummummumm offered me his spare lungui to tide me over ..

By stealth• 9 years 7 months ago.
stealth

is the hibernation over?

By hms• 9 years 7 months ago.
hms

good to see the observations and counter reply from all those in the list,

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Oppps sorry, its not me getting old but its my glasses which has increased its power...:)

By gypsy gal• 9 years 7 months ago.
gypsy gal

khanan..missed it...I was not here...and this stupid 6 months in the country rule will never let me donate..:(

Risks you are gettin old... Nomerci is already in the list..:)

By landloverreview• 9 years 7 months ago.
landloverreview

TB, enter a cafeteria and started taking snaps with his DSLR the owner started throwing rotten eggs on him...:)

Cafteria Owner : Photography is prohibited.

TB : Ohh really? Ok then.. he opens his waxing strips...

Cafteria Owner: Can i take a snap of ur legs. ((:

Hahaha

P.S : I meant Timebandit not tamil bella.

By sakiv171• 9 years 7 months ago.
sakiv171

of lungi times reporter

By smoke• 9 years 7 months ago.
smoke

Rizks balls are fragile...the one you can see is made of glass :P

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

DaRuDe, add for the below qlers too...:)

Timebandit, enter a cafeteria and started taking snaps with his DSLR the owner started throwing rotten eggs on him...:)

Kareena..............

Nomerci........

By landloverreview• 9 years 7 months ago.
landloverreview

Hahaha do you think balls can be smashed? specially the black balls?? ((:D))

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Lols...after stealing i was running and by mistake the ball fell from my hand and a truck just smashed it ! :(

By snessy• 9 years 7 months ago.
snessy

Rizks stole Smoke's black ball? Oooh errr...

By smoke• 9 years 7 months ago.
smoke

AH the wolf is alive again :P I found the black ball btw it was in rizks black hole :P

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 9 years 7 months ago.
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

lol nice da

By DaRuDe• 9 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

why QLSG???

By Khanan• 9 years 7 months ago.
Khanan

I don't log into fb at Work :)

Confirmed.I love it in 2 parts :)

GG~ You were missing on the donation day?

By landloverreview• 9 years 7 months ago.
landloverreview

I think the title should be QLSG report. ((: ROFL at Khanan.

By gypsy gal• 9 years 7 months ago.
gypsy gal

Daruling..we missed your monthly report and you..:P

Can I have some blood rich in Iron?? they dont take my blood because am always Anemic..:(

By DaRuDe• 9 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

there is a notification on FB you deny and i will split your bum in 4 parts as they are in 2 now.

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

'error sign' with an big sign board of 'No Entry'....:(

By happygolucky• 9 years 7 months ago.
happygolucky

lol....now -a-days I am searching for that girl, who left before I could put on my glasses...:)

By DaRuDe• 9 years 7 months ago.
DaRuDe

is used his mileage is showing error sign now.

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

yea and got hold of Smokey now ! :(

By Khanan• 9 years 7 months ago.
Khanan

I am no more interested in him..I ditched him long ago...;)

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

Lols Khanan i am sure for picking up the naswar packet from the floor you need to bend down - right ? :)

By Khanan• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
Khanan

I never bent down..I just sit to change tyres..

I learned my lesson years ago when my car's tyre flattened in Doha Jadeed.

By mast kalandar• 9 years 7 months ago.
mast kalandar

LOLS Darude good observation.................:)

By Rizks• 9 years 7 months ago.
Rizks

ROFL, after such a long time a geniune post !

TFS Da, by the way where are you in tat list ? :)

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