QL March Report
Here is QL members report once again.
Qatari is busy fishing for the fly in his tea cup.
Ahmad is dancing around a roach just enter in his shirt.
Britexpat is having sunbath on Wakra beach after getting his body all waxed at beauty saloon.
UkEng is being chased by Elepants thinking his bald head is water melon.
Mime is all confused what to eat and what not to eat and how to eat.
Nomerci Mrs. Gadget looking for her cat lost in the house.
Gypsygal went to donate blood and they donated her some blood.
Tinkerbel is hanging around on trees to get some height.
Rizks got his baldhead ripped because he was trying to polish it to make it look shiney.
Babo rao is checking around where to steal peanuts from.
HGL forgot his glasses and hugged a girl by mistake thinking it was his old buddy.
Khanan bent down to change his flat tyre and got his jeans ripped.
ingeniro shaved his moustach and got kisses from his buddies.
smoke is still looking for the missing black ball to pocket it.which rizks stole.
Dracula got cheated ginger poisoned the fresh blood had ginger mixed in it.Round 300 to loo
Timebandit got owned by girls when he took random picture in mall
Snessy is still hiding in her wardrobe after she saw a lizard in her room
More to continue.
BB sssshhh this is a public forum..:)
every sad endings have a happy beginning...:)
UK I hope the massage did not have a sad ending.....lol
Britexpat you plonker I said it was lady siam herself who gave me the massage! Not Mr Thaksin!
Yes you ginger head Postman Pat, Was the ginger you went out with called Paul Scoles by any chance!.:)
So he massaged your thigh with his whole body ?
Doesn't sound too interesting :O(
Rizks I cant give you the details of the massage, lets just it was a full body Thai Massage!
I used to out with a Ginger :O)
Rizks his hat and ur natural head both have something common. :)
I love ginger!
..But not garlic! :)
so they massaged ur yellow HAT ?
No you damn Dawg, It was the lady siam herself who gave the massage!
so Tigers and Crocs gave you good massage ?
Back after been chased by Elephants and nearly eaten by Tigers and Crocs.
But a its always relaxing and feeling light after a good massage!
No worries ladies, your wish shall be granted -sooon ! :)
A Baywatch Lungi...now that I'd like to see too.
OMG! I'd love to see you in your Baywatch Lunghi, Rizks!!
funny update, we should get more of the news.
Baywatch and ballwatch both fits the context here. ((:
but when you saw me standing in my baywatch perforrated lungi's you forgot swimming and started to drown...:(
The reason I went to Wakra Beach was that there were rumours that Snessy was working as a lifeguard with her Red baywatch swimsuit :O)
Lols...tat Neon speedos of yours not only scared the seagulls but the crabs too...:(
I must write annd voice my concern at the treatment I received at Wakra Beach. First the bad news. I was asked to change my Yellow Speedos because they were scaring the seagulls. The good news was that the local Karak Chai vendor , A Mr. Rizks Chaiwalla from Trivundarummummummumm offered me his spare lungui to tide me over ..
is the hibernation over?
good to see the observations and counter reply from all those in the list,
Oppps sorry, its not me getting old but its my glasses which has increased its power...:)
khanan..missed it...I was not here...and this stupid 6 months in the country rule will never let me donate..:(
Risks you are gettin old... Nomerci is already in the list..:)
TB, enter a cafeteria and started taking snaps with his DSLR the owner started throwing rotten eggs on him...:)
Cafteria Owner : Photography is prohibited.
TB : Ohh really? Ok then.. he opens his waxing strips...
Cafteria Owner: Can i take a snap of ur legs. ((:
P.S : I meant Timebandit not tamil bella.
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Rizks balls are fragile...the one you can see is made of glass :P
DaRuDe, add for the below qlers too...:)
Timebandit, enter a cafeteria and started taking snaps with his DSLR the owner started throwing rotten eggs on him...:)
Hahaha do you think balls can be smashed? specially the black balls?? ((:D))
Lols...after stealing i was running and by mistake the ball fell from my hand and a truck just smashed it ! :(
Rizks stole Smoke's black ball? Oooh errr...
AH the wolf is alive again :P I found the black ball btw it was in rizks black hole :P
lol nice da
I don't log into fb at Work :)
Confirmed.I love it in 2 parts :)
GG~ You were missing on the donation day?
I think the title should be QLSG report. ((: ROFL at Khanan.
Daruling..we missed your monthly report and you..:P
Can I have some blood rich in Iron?? they dont take my blood because am always Anemic..:(
there is a notification on FB you deny and i will split your bum in 4 parts as they are in 2 now.
'error sign' with an big sign board of 'No Entry'....:(
lol....now -a-days I am searching for that girl, who left before I could put on my glasses...:)
is used his mileage is showing error sign now.
yea and got hold of Smokey now ! :(
I am no more interested in him..I ditched him long ago...;)
Lols Khanan i am sure for picking up the naswar packet from the floor you need to bend down - right ? :)
I never bent down..I just sit to change tyres..
I learned my lesson years ago when my car's tyre flattened in Doha Jadeed.
LOLS Darude good observation.................:)
ROFL, after such a long time a geniune post !
TFS Da, by the way where are you in tat list ? :)