QL Report

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

As usual will start from QL owner.

Qatari is busy out cursing Ahmad for not finishing site Upgrade on time.
Ahmad is lost to do house work or Office work or upgrade QL.
Scarlett has lost count of cookies she made.
Xena is busy out in Qatar street for her next event.
Chocoholic is ready to GO TO Divorce fair in Italy.
WK is sitting thinking how to know next 4years of QL by rubbing his balls.
jassKat the QL hippo is busy skiing in Seattle she broke her hips.
UkEng is still trying to find ways how to harvest his bald head.
KellyHeroes is busy in Bangkok taking shower every 4hours.
Olive is busy hunting Scorpions in her bedroom on Bali.
Dracula is all lost confused so much new blood on QL where to start from
Flanostu is still worried he shifted and there is no single female in his neighborhood
Nomerci is digging out worms in her beautiful flower garden.
Tcom is sad because is Iphone is locked.
NIghtwalker77 is sitting in nextroom whining how cold her room is.
Khawaga is thinking how to Hang to get more height.
Pajju is still drunk he is snoring loud in his office.
Rizks thinking about how to hijack next topic
Khanan is waiting for more party invitations from females.
Oryx is plannning where to go for sheesha this week.
Arien ah arein is trying to stay away from QL.
FS is yelling at QL admin when will they get QL back to normal so she starts BUGGING me with her pervy Pms.
flor1212 is busy thinking who to fight with next
Snowyowl oh man so many pets when will i rest.
brady ann koks is confused which forum to stick to.
spongeboob is worried about his head to turn it or not.

And me lost in QL and Qlers.

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

from which side :P

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

That's

"Hora"

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Draccy is a little shy....

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

why you never showed me Hora.

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Ask Draccy, he knows...who knows, maybe if you are lucky he will even show you...;)

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

what in the hell is hora.

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

"confused what to drink...champagne or milk"

This is the weirdo-worst case in QL!

Damn..I cant answer.

Darude? Can you?

:P

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

better go get under a camel and suck all the milk you want

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

No, no striptease, I want the Hora !

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

I somehow knew you would. ;)

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

if he does striptease then will make him double one :P

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

YESMERCI!

Iwill fulfill your expectations!!!!

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(no worms and silver bullets, please)

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Make it Tzuika, and he will be dancing for us! ;)

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

will mix them with red wine and then make drac drink it

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

you scared of silver bullet.

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Da, even the fish hate those stinky worms.

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Naa, he is scared. I can smell his fear...:0

(He knows I have a silver bullet )

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

not scared

he is allergic to green blood of worms.

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

yes yes yes plz

i need them for fishing :D

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Wallah, Draccy is scared! lol

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Da, although I know you can handle worms very well, I did it all by myself this time.

Buckets full! You want some?

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

your bones are not meant for you.

They are meant to be broken and fixed by docs only.

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

fulfill your expectations too?...No, merci!

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

welcome

are you done. or do you need my help to sniff them out for you :D

By Khawaga• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Khawaga

Ummm, Da? I'm not done using my bones yet!

By nomerci• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nomerci

Draccy, will you fulfill my expectations too? Hurry up, or I may lose my patience ;)

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

will save you for few more weeks only and then you will be alone he he he :D

and Chocoholic no matter how protected they are my are will still crack them YOU BET?

Dracula you need to have mercy on Khawaga for me her bones are for me :D

By chocoholic• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
chocoholic

Jaryz I"m still kind of new but from what I've seen so far, I shouldn't set my standards too high :D

I will be watching for dracula's engaging strategies and tactics!

By Khawaga• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Khawaga

Dracula: was there ever any doubt???

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

Amazing...Khawaga is still alive!!!!

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Try a stronger rope next time...:)

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

Ok, now clean your neck and let me welcome you ! :)

By Khawaga• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Khawaga

Chocolate saves the day!

By Jaryz• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Jaryz

am just one of the regular QLer's but still not a member of the famous QLSG, May I know what is your expectation from the pioneers of QL?????? just curiouzzzzzzz my dear :)

By chocoholic• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
chocoholic

DaRuDe, did you notice my id? I eat a lottttt of chocolate.

My ribs are very well-protected, lol

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

Then let me welcome you with a nice hug.

make sure you got strong ribs i dont like hearing sounds of bones cracking.

By chocoholic• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
chocoholic

Yeah Dracula I'm a new member. You guys need to fulfill my expecations.

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

these reports are based on fictions and with resembles to no one else...:)

By Dracula• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Dracula

Yeahh..a lot of new members with fresh blood!

New members represent an important group in qatarliving.com for two reasons:

1) Their first year on QL is the best opportunity to lay the foundation for long-term loyalty

2) The year that most members are likely to leave because the passive members will have a perception of little value.

So as seniors QL members we need to develop a range of engaging strategies and tactics to ensure that their expectations are fulfilled, otherwise we might loose them and I'll loose my blood too!

By Xena• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Xena

a busy girl.... was out on the street this morning... .had to pick up a stray that had been hit by a car:'-(

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

i saw you were coming to the dog thing on Friday and when i reached there i didnt find you there and stayed there till 8pm.

By t_coffee_or_me• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
t_coffee_or_me

Darude u were supposed to come to my place what happened

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

Not you, get me someone else but certainly not you :P

By nightwalker77• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nightwalker77

WK sorry don't have a HAZMAT suit or enough bleach for that cleaning job. Ill leave it to Darude, he is rusty enough it won't bother him.

By nicaq25• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nicaq25

Darude - is busy thinking what to report as he's already ran out of topic to post. LOL!

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

if it got damaged you can visit Hamad hospital to ask for replacement. lol

By nightwalker77• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nightwalker77

don't worry WK, Darude is soft like lady.

Darude: current tea boy is worthless, doesn't work just sits around and eats. Sigh.

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

It is too precious to take risks with it :P

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

dont be scared will be few scratches only.

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

Oh hell no.. I don't want your rough hands touching me, I need someone softer :D

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

no problem with me if he allows me to use the steel brush to clean the rust.

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

the teaboy you have right now you can ask him to make you some coffee.

By nightwalker77• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nightwalker77

Da are you volunteering to be WK's cleaner??

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

i think you need to clean the rust

By nightwalker77• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nightwalker77

I better fire that tea boy, he is slacking on his job.

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

My balls seem to have lost their power, I am rubbing them but can't see anything :(

Any girl want to lend a helping hand :)))

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

you meet Khanan last night for coffee at 2am with out informing me

damn meanie.

By Formatted Soul• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Formatted Soul

DA..I blocked you bcos of your nasty PMs... am at eternal peace now..

Khanan it was really nice to see you yest without Da around...lol

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

nice editing

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/940396

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

keep waiting for the tea boy i sent him out to market for shopping :D

By mallrat• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
mallrat

:(

By nightwalker77• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
nightwalker77

yes it is too cold and my tea boy seems to have run off so no hot tea to warm me up

By Arien• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Arien

lol Da , Well observed.

Not staying away , on reading mode. :)

By Khanan• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Khanan

there is an escape route in case if the invitation is from 'females'....

By chocoholic• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
chocoholic

lol khawaga, good luck!

By Khawaga• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Khawaga

Ugh! I totally dropped the ball on the flash mob! Actually, only about 4 people were interested and that's not exactly a "mob" per se...

DaRuDe: I think YOU will have to wear the heels to reach me, my friend. What size do you wear? I'll find you a pair.

By s_isale• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
s_isale

these are the usual suspects of QL. Also known as the GROUP

By KHATTAK• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
KHATTAK

Damn...I was so interested in...

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

lost her strings at laundry so there were no mod flash :P

By KHATTAK• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
KHATTAK

Your report is missing Khawaga's Mob flash?

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

whats a cowgirl doing in iceland. trying to dig more volcanoes for ash to see whats more hot the lava or YOU.

By TTTexas• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
TTTexas

Da I'm in Iceland now

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

better be scanned or i will have to be harsh with him next time i see him

By KHATTAK• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
KHATTAK

Khanan is going through the SCAN... wont show at any event for an unspecified time.

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

still in texas you cowgirl.

By TTTexas• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
TTTexas

DaRuDe you forgot me too :(

By anonymous• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
anonymous

but i m not...coz m not frequent user, time to time just~

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

make it 4 or 6 can you reach me :D

By Khawaga• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
Khawaga

Da: I figured it out. I have a pair of 4-inch heels.

By DaRuDe• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
DaRuDe

there are alot others will which come next hitting me :D

By flor1212• 12 years 2 weeks ago.
flor1212

me..............

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