QLer's Jan Report

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

Khanan is stuggling day and night how to escape from his wife grips and go out enjoy with his friends.
Amoud is wondering why cant i be meanie.
Qatarisun smackin her on desk when will the damn work end.
Gypsy is still shocked after finding roaches in her car trunk.
Alexa is phew so many plants to plant long day.
Jauntie 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 hurry UK here i come.
Novitta is busy lookin for Jobless mums around Doha.
Speed is roaming around in Indus area street at midnight lookin for victims.
Colt45 ah am horny i need to go find Ksa r7 or rayz now
Azilana damn my birthday just pass am getting older older older sigh
Fs jaw is still on floor wonderin whats going on QL.
Owen ah atlast am free from the big hectic group work.
Kind Edshel Argh who the hell told me to get in IT.
NFH is well snoring loud that she woke the dead in graves.
r7 why the hell do i have to work on weekends. &^%&$^%(^%&$^% QA
lously wish i could go to work at 10am and get back home at 12pm.
Britexpat wish i could make love with me Sexy pink Kia BUT HOW.
Jasskat same thing snoring loud i can hear it :D
Scarlett what the hell am i suppose to do today no job.
Desert Queen these dogs are really DOGS.
Ksarat16 &^%%$*^# i wana go home dont want to work.
Tallg argh damn why is it so cold my balls are frozen.
Ahmad still cant trust his skill after friday night lose (deletion of topics and posts)
qatari ah man that was a busy busy month.
Kelly damn the weather cant go out fishing.
Tcom ah wish i was in goa and could spend my lovely youth days there flirting around.
Carol2008 well you can see she is going to blow ezdan.
Flanostu ah man so much work where is my beer get me some.
Spicemom ah am back doha i miss you i love
Victorbhatt damn when will recieve my QL Peace noble prize.
Red Pope daaaaaaaaamn &%%&^^ me i lost my bet just by 1 day to Da. POPIE WHERE IS MY CASH :D
Rizks bittin his fingers why no one is talkin to me.
ME ah where to start and where to end am gettin blond dont know what to do.

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By anonymous• 12 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

has nothing to do from her life (what the hell, is Doha!), so she writes this very interesting posts...

By Loulsy• 12 years 8 months ago.
Loulsy

I'm late to see this but hehehehe oh so trueeeee

Da.. why can i go to work at 10 am and finish work at 10:10 am :D

WYSIWYG

By desert_queen• 12 years 8 months ago.
desert_queen

:P LOL

Only Love & Respect of Others Make us Human

Dogs in Doha

By Victory_278692• 12 years 8 months ago.
Victory_278692

still 3 days to go and need your report to be finally ready for submission by Feb 1, first thing in the morning! (Relax and cool, am just kidding).

Aim is to live in peace and not in a race to gain any award!

Will check your final report on FEB 1, so keep working D'De

By blue_blazer• 12 years 8 months ago.
blue_blazer

very keen observation!!! nice one

By DaRuDe• 12 years 8 months ago.
DaRuDe

you just went and then never showed up. last i heard was you were in Dubai airport and after that nothing now guess that was about 13months ago

By blue_blazer• 12 years 8 months ago.
blue_blazer

where's the comment for the other oldies?????? he he he

By abohmaid• 12 years 8 months ago.
abohmaid

"ME ah where to start and where to end am gettin blond dont know what to do."

learn me how to peek in the ladies rest room

By Vegas• 12 years 8 months ago.
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By Beela• 12 years 8 months ago.
Beela

Ha ha...I think they only started the process 2 weeks ago. I'll be in Doha February 23rd!

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Veni, Vedi, Visa! ~ I came, I saw, I shopped!

By DaRuDe• 12 years 8 months ago.
DaRuDe

hmm your might me like this.

%$&^%&$&*%$(^% those &*(%&*^%*(*%(% HR officials taking so long i wana go to Qatar now now now

By Beela• 12 years 8 months ago.
Beela

Funny stuff!

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Veni, Vedi, Visa! ~ I came, I saw, I shopped!

By anonymous• 12 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

DaRuDe....Good work....speaks well about your observation and memory!!

By Rania M• 12 years 8 months ago.
Rania M

ok sorry boss

By Dracula• 12 years 8 months ago.
Dracula

This is DaRuDe's Monthly Report-thread!

PM for "favors" :)

(sorry for hijack, Boss)

By Rania M• 12 years 8 months ago.
Rania M

:-D i need a favour :)

By Dracula• 12 years 8 months ago.
Dracula

Yes?

By Rania M• 12 years 8 months ago.
Rania M

dracyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

By DaRuDe• 12 years 8 months ago.
DaRuDe

Jasskat yea my cam is fixed in your bedroom :D

and NFH all you do is knit nothing else

Spicemom yea will see more of you for next month

and Vegas damn how did i forget you ah well sorry next time

By Vegas• 12 years 8 months ago.
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By spicemom• 12 years 8 months ago.
spicemom

darude - thank you for mentioning me in yr 'report' up there-lol

you get what you deserve.........

By anonymous• 12 years 8 months ago.
anonymous

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looky looky, I can snore and knit at the same time zzzzzzz

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By Gulfline07• 12 years 9 months ago.
Gulfline07

im present

By jassKat• 12 years 9 months ago.
jassKat

Da you pervert woflie sneaking in watching me sleep again. Will get you for that one :P

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

you guys are connected to few here i am connected to you all so sorry if i forgot some of you no worries next time :P

By LEB-XPAT• 12 years 9 months ago.
LEB-XPAT

heheh

nice observation Da

all QL'ers watch out feb report is to come soon :)

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By Eagley• 12 years 9 months ago.
Eagley

Wolfie, yew fergot meeee! Out of site soud not b out of mine yew noe....

By qatarisun• 12 years 9 months ago.
qatarisun

now, as i said in the other thread, i think we need a Document Controller to start filing and systematizing DRD Reports...

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By Gypsy• 12 years 9 months ago.
Gypsy

It was fruit flies caused by the broken pipe dripping raw sewage into my kitchen not my car Da. :p

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

Imao Colt ....:)

By Pajju• 12 years 9 months ago.
Pajju

after u see him ? wat will happen ?

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

The Boss of the thread is BOSS-DA (not to be read as one name) but as Boss DaRuDe, ... lmao!!!

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

lol UkEng....

No Zoo will accept him, coz NO animals in Zoo will bare His presence ..:(

By Pajju• 12 years 9 months ago.
Pajju

Uk :)

By GodFather.• 12 years 9 months ago.
GodFather.

So thats the report on Pajju then.. he was sick for two weeks.. and I was thinking that you was in the zoo..lol

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

WHO IS THE BOZZ OF THREAT,, LET ME SEE HIM?

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

No more beautiful morning now coz you havta tell someone else she's beautiful every morning or you'll be having your balls and fried brinjals for lunch i guess... lol!!!

Been doing ok buddy, how's it going with you?

By Pajju• 12 years 9 months ago.
Pajju

Uk was sick last 2 weeks .. was on bed rest .. Rizks :)) hehe

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

Pajju is here !!! OMG

Plz dont hijack the boss thread or else get urself ready to face the lemonade squeezer..:(

By GodFather.• 12 years 9 months ago.
GodFather.

Hey Pajju nice to see your back.. where the heck you have been?

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By ksarat16• 12 years 9 months ago.
ksarat16

WTF have you been doing wrecking my image...azz...!!! how have you been doing brother...whats happening...Hmmm nooo its no more those beautiful morning my friend, there has been a lot lot after that!!! :P

By abohmaid• 12 years 9 months ago.
abohmaid

just bcoz i havnt pinky kia

forgeting me

By Pajju• 12 years 9 months ago.
Pajju

lol Da i like it Rizk report :)

By GodFather.• 12 years 9 months ago.
GodFather.

Well said Risk.. or we get Paju on him..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

rezymalik....

stop ur cranky jokes or else the bozz of this tread will squeeze ur ballz in that lemonade sqeezer ...:(

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

Hell yeah, when KSA first started on here, I was his "BEST" friend... I don't think that is the case now, or at least not after these comments about him.. ;-)

By Khanan• 12 years 9 months ago.
Khanan

REPOST

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Khanan• 12 years 9 months ago.
Khanan

You know him very well...I think...

Quite amazing observation about oor Darling KSA..

and Rania :?

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

Da, I'm not moaning, I was pulling off a KSA there... oh and another one "sheesh, i just think my burp went off from the wrong outlet"... lol!!!!

KSA - wake your A up and reply!!!

By Rania M• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rania M

Da?

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

is my name there in the missing one's....?

hehehee

By owen• 12 years 9 months ago.
owen

hehehe Darude.. not really.. :P

[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

KSA CANNOT REPLY COZ HER/HIS STATUS IS SET TO BUSY AWAY

By GodFather.• 12 years 9 months ago.
GodFather.

Your forgiven wolfie..woof woof

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

sooooooooooo many of you and i still miss alot of name.

no worries next month report

By GodFather.• 12 years 9 months ago.
GodFather.

Now I know why I am not getting any invites to QLSG?..lol

have I said anything..where is DRAC in the report?

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By panda• 12 years 9 months ago.
panda

where are you Ksa, you should reply!!

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

is doin that why are you moanin then

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

i didn't know yet, what the topic was, and where heads to...?

By Khanan• 12 years 9 months ago.
Khanan

Yea the innocent one!!!

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

KSA is more like... ahh what a beautiful day, oh it's the weekend, oh I just wet my pants... lmao!!!

How's it going douche?

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

ya hindi... why you dont posting in english...?

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

.............................................

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

I wasn't aware of your mixup... others too reading here,not both of you...

By ksarat16• 12 years 9 months ago.
ksarat16

Whats happening in here...too many people up there...And whats that I see my name with a lot of foul language...sheeesh so bad for my reputation...Darude how mean of you, I dont use such language... poor innocent me!

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

Yeh R7 is just a hop, skip and "jump" away from my office... I wonder if he's reading this... ??? Nice one though... ;-)

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

NO COMMENTS BY RANIA YET!!!

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Colt45

Do you think I care about my image with Da? He and me go a long way back, so sit back, relax and enjoy the reading.

By panda• 12 years 9 months ago.
panda

wow very nice thing Da

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

ah ok ok will add some thing nice for you.

By Colt45• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
Colt45

You forgot me kameene...

Colt45 - Pops in every once in a while, comments and leaves, trying to figure if he's coming, going or gone already... :-D

See I made your work easy...

By Khanan• 12 years 9 months ago.
Khanan

You are on spot..

that day I saw you in Souk...you said it...

and nice tips...

Office mate are confused seeing me laughing in front of computer screen...

Dmighty...alot are in same boats in with diff wives....:D

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

whz up dude'z, whz the topic abt?

By Amoud• 12 years 9 months ago.
Amoud

Lol, Alexa, when I was mild tempered I guess the Jimmy Choo's were the weapon of choice. Now Da gets me in all kinds of shit, had to upgrade the artilery.

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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"

By novita77• 12 years 9 months ago.
novita77

lol ... very funny Da ! x

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

the silencer of the Pink Kia :)

By Rania M• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rania M

interesting observation Da..

By qatarisun• 12 years 9 months ago.
qatarisun

not only blushing.. he couldn't raise his eyes to look at me.. :)

kidding kidding...

Khanan, i know what you have to do.. try to "establish" your own business and to pretend to be very busy days and nights..."Stay" at your office till very very late, get your office number transferred to your mobile so she could call you any time during the night and you will be able to answer her..

need more tips? consult me.. for you - free of charge

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

can you help guiding birtexpat how to you know with his Pink Kia i feel pity :D

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

should have mentioned

Amoud has her bat now and is ready to hit some nutz with it so dont mess with her. :D

By Formatted Soul• 12 years 9 months ago.
Formatted Soul

I can see Khanan blushing..lol

By anonymous• 12 years 9 months ago.
anonymous

Khanan and I are in the same boat! Of course, with different wives! Lol!

"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"

By qatarisun• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
qatarisun

yeah yeah yeah Khanan... 5 years.. year, we believe you..

when your wife is beside you, you think differently.. other day you even didn't give me a hug when she was around! My hub never minds to hug others' wifes, you can learn from him.. :)

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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By Amoud• 12 years 9 months ago.
Amoud

Hmmm, I am getting better.... you should have mentioned that :) I was mean in January, it was December I had the problem with lol.... Da showed me the way

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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

lol Khanan....

By JunX• 12 years 9 months ago.
JunX

Yup...People are missing in that list... ;)

By SPEED• 12 years 9 months ago.
SPEED

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By azilana7037• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rating: 2/5
azilana7037

DARUDE will put you in the list...lol

By Khanan• 12 years 9 months ago.
Khanan

zalima bore shaway yam....

sa ata pata de na lagee.. next gathering ka mala special CSD ba raware...tol pakisatni ganay..

PS: its a top secret b/w me and DaRuling so no crying about "ENGLISH PLZ"....:D

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By panda• 12 years 9 months ago.
panda

many blonds in here, just get experience from them :p

By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

i might add you guys too

By Formatted Soul• 12 years 9 months ago.
Formatted Soul

very nice observation...

your report will be approved by all the members..lol

By Rizks• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rizks

lol DaRuDe.... great observations !!

By Khanan• 12 years 9 months ago.
Khanan

:)

this been not only in JAN..its 5 year now...:)

LOOOL..this is so untrue..:)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Victory_278692• 12 years 9 months ago.
Victory_278692

what about rest.......this is incomplete report for Jan....still 5 days to go in Jan

By t_coffee_or_me• 12 years 9 months ago.
Rating: 4/5
t_coffee_or_me

Interesting observation

 

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 12 years 9 months ago.
DaRuDe

i will keep on addin other members

chill

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