Secret of Successful Marriage

By valleyofdevils

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after."

By soniya• 12 years 5 months ago.
soniya

how was ur trip bytheway pajju bro??

By Pajju• 12 years 5 months ago.
Pajju

soniya ji with pleasure :)

By soniya• 12 years 5 months ago.
soniya

thanks pajju bro..

By md_ykhan• 12 years 5 months ago.
md_ykhan

LOL............its really nice...thanks for sharing

By jdwhisper2009• 12 years 5 months ago.
jdwhisper2009

HOP... SKIP... AND JUMP... AND YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL!!!

By Pajju• 12 years 5 months ago.
Pajju

soniya here is

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/915642

By sabaabid30• 12 years 5 months ago.
sabaabid30

lolzz

By Victory_278692• 12 years 5 months ago.
Victory_278692

by watching sobbing family soaps :D

By GodFather.• 12 years 5 months ago.
GodFather.

Successful marriage.. still a big secret!..lol

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By soniya• 12 years 5 months ago.
soniya

I m searching for the link which was having the same content but still not managet to find out..I have read it on QL itself...

By deepb• 12 years 5 months ago.
deepb

Hasn't this joke been modified? I read the original with it being a Texan husband who does the shooting and warnings.

By Mehnis• 12 years 5 months ago.
Mehnis

Must be a couch potato and an idiot box addict

By alik• 12 years 5 months ago.
alik

poor guy.

By soniya• 12 years 5 months ago.
soniya

hey, its a old stuff..but neways, nice..thanks..

This is enough dose to scare neone's hubby...lolzz

By Victory_278692• 12 years 5 months ago.
Victory_278692

The Secret to a Happy Married life

Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"

I said," Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

He asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran , whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc and Do you know one thing,...

my wife NEVER, NEVER, NEVER objects to Any of these".

By Visper• 12 years 5 months ago.
Visper

lol drmana.. potential of what?? hahahaha

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

By Visper• 12 years 5 months ago.
Visper

Mehnis, i know it's a joke.. count my comment also as a joke.. Chill my fwend.. :)

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

By drmana• 12 years 5 months ago.
drmana

Visper, why are you doubting your potentials? lol

"It is better to be hated for what you are than being loved for what you are not."

By chevydjak• 12 years 5 months ago.
chevydjak

"BRING IT ON CHAKA DOLL!!!"

By Qataria78• 12 years 5 months ago.
Qataria78

That really made me laugh , i should use that skill :)

By Mehnis• 12 years 5 months ago.
Mehnis

Hey Visper .. learn to stand your ground and for yourself before getting married. Once you accept the role of a doormat then everyone will wipe their feet over you and walk away.

This post is a joke and reality is different.

Blessed are the those who are cracked for they are the ones who let light in

That is why we have so many 'Enlightened' ones today

By drmana• 12 years 5 months ago.
drmana

Stop portraying us " the wife" like some monsters....lol.

"It is better to be hated for what you are than being loved for what you are not."

By Visper• 12 years 5 months ago.
Visper

why it seems like wives are often seen to be violent on thier husband?? i never been a wife and for sure i am a harmless person.. would it be possible i will be violent when i get married?

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

By Formatted Soul• 12 years 5 months ago.
Rating: 3/5
Formatted Soul

lol..

By fanonite• 12 years 5 months ago.
fanonite

when the husband admits that his wife is always right.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

By Victory_278692• 12 years 5 months ago.
Victory_278692

Lolz.....nice joke!

Good lesson for poor husband!

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