Gotta love it.
Oh and MissX you clearly have never been to any pub that is situated near a beach on Sydney on a sunny perfect day, otherwise you would truly appreciate the paragraph:

"It’s always the other way around. “My wife has left me. My children don’t want to know. The divorce cost a bundle and I don’t have any mates. So I shall move to Oz.” That’s why they call us whingeing poms. Because the poms they get do nothing else."

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died....Chad Kroeger